Session Start (Crezth:!aol://): Thu May 17 18:12:03 2012 -0400
EQandcivfanatic: oh, and fill in
Crezth too
Spryllino: well
Crezth: allo
Luckymoose: britain and brazil win
Spryllino: basically, this is the sea battle in the north atlantic and whatnot
Luckymoose: is that all?
Crezth: okay, cool
Spryllino: and we are dealing with the initial engagement
Zeletdude: Well first stage was british channel and French fleets -
Spryllino:
EQandcivfanatic 11:04 pm
now the first battle is a small skirmish as these things consider, as the British ships in the Channel hastily make an escape
they immediately engage with the French, who according to Scandinavian orders, moved to intercept
Spryllino Spryllino 11:04 pm
no spanish here yet?
EQandcivfanatic 11:05 pm
nope
too early, the Spanish are still mobilizing the fleet and assembling it
the British have 14 Trovão-class Destroyers, 7 Early Light Cruisers, 5 Early Heavy Cruisers, 10
Summit-class Battleships, 2
Olympus-class Battleships
EQandcivfanatic 11:06 pm
The French fleet mustered is 15 Early Destroyers, 8 Early Light Cruisers, 2 Early Heavy Cruisers, 9
Java-class Battleships, 1
Conquistador-class Battleship
Zeletdude: the British have 14 Trovão-class Destroyers, 7 Early Light Cruisers, 5 Early Heavy Cruisers, 10
Summit-class Battleships, 2
Olympus-class Battleships
Zeletdude: or do that
Crezth: mm
EQandcivfanatic: not "the sea battle" "Multiple sea battles it looks like"
Luckymoose: well that skirmish is a win, I can tell
Spryllino: and basically we just have to hold on long enough for the Dutch to turn up in order to pen you up in port
Zeletdude: [16:06]
EQandcivfanatic: so the battle has to be fought in the hopes of corralling half of the Royal Navy in unfavorable waters
[16:08]
EQandcivfanatic: If the battle is a success, half of the British navy will be completely neutralized from further actions, or at least penned in the Channel
[16:08]
EQandcivfanatic: all the French have to do is delay
Spryllino: or you have to defeat us
Spryllino: which strikes me as more likely
Spryllino: seeing as my admirals are pretty near atrocious
Luckymoose: you're lucky Admiral Buzatto isn't here
EQandcivfanatic: heh
Crezth: mm
EQandcivfanatic: all right, well the fate has been decided
Zeletdude: do tell us
EQandcivfanatic: as it turns out, the British fleet was not alone, and as the French sought to close the western end of the Channel, coal pillars were seen to the west; and it was beleived that the Spanish fleet had arrived
EQandcivfanatic: unfortunately, it was another British task force, and suddenly the French were the ones in a trap
Crezth: they weren't actually steaming up to join the battle
Crezth: they were about to miss afternoon tea
Crezth: :O
EQandcivfanatic: at this point the French admiral lost his nerve and ordered a retreat, which soon turned into chaos
Luckymoose: never seen a frog into open waters, I always say
Luckymoose: send*
EQandcivfanatic: the British wrecked havoc among the French warships, sinking 6 capital ships, for a loss of only one battleship of their own
Zeletdude: Dang
Spryllino: oh, that's pretty disastrous
Crezth: and all over afternoon tea :<
Luckymoose: never deny a brit his tea
Zeletdude:
EQandcivfanatic: indeed, several biscuits were soiled from the waves sent up by missed shells
Crezth: hahaha
Justo: maybe the French missed their morning cheese?
Justo: could be why they were in such a hurry to return to port
EQandcivfanatic: the remaining French fleet pulled back as the British amassed their ships in the Irish Sea
EQandcivfanatic: exact casualties will have to wait for the update, but that's Battle #1
Justo: and that is the first victory of many
EQandcivfanatic: oh, and if you're interested in date, that took place in May
Justo: for the Allies
Luckymoose: they missed their cheese and had nothing to go with their whine
EQandcivfanatic: or June, let me check that
EQandcivfanatic: late May
Spryllino: did they sink the conquistador? :-(
EQandcivfanatic: yes
Luckymoose: 60 EP
Luckymoose: delicious waste
Luckymoose: :3
Zeletdude:
Crezth: wait till you guys see the secret weapon
Spryllino: I hope this whole campaign isn't going to be equally disastrous
Spryllino: and eq's already told us about it :-(
Zeletdude: your battlecruisers

?
Crezth: oh
Crezth: well
Crezth: yeah
Justo: aye
Crezth: *me kicks a pebble and mutters*
Justo: Paris will ablaze by christmas
Spryllino: I rather doubt it
Spryllino: unless you actually did order an invasion of France
Justo: every allies country
Justo: allied*
Justo: sent troops for such an invasion
Luckymoose: 905 brigades
Spryllino: totally
Crezth: that wouldn't even be enough lol
Crezth: doesn't franco-burgundy have like
Crezth: super soldiers
Crezth: after my own heart, those frenchmen *sniff*
Spryllino: I don't think you even have 905 brigades that aren't tied up in Europe already though, do you?
EQandcivfanatic: in Early June, after assisting in the hunting down of remaining Continental fleets in the Caribbean, the British expedition to Colombia has returned and regrouped with the main Brtiish fleet
Spryllino: was that what popped up behind me?
EQandcivfanatic: heh
EQandcivfanatic: yes
Luckymoose: also brazilians and argentines
EQandcivfanatic: nope
Luckymoose: but we joined them
EQandcivfanatic: they're still drinking mixed drinks on the beaches
Crezth: gasp
Luckymoose: in cidade livre
Crezth: the plot thickens
Luckymoose: well at least we're drunk
EQandcivfanatic: with little umbrellas
Spryllino: but the question is, what's in the drinks?
Crezth: WHO WAS DRINKS
Luckymoose: the brazilian fleet is like a michael keaton movie
Crezth: I really am curious what happened to them.
EQandcivfanatic: heh, yeah, that's a good story
EQandcivfanatic: but on to the next big battle
Crezth: maybe the USA backstabbed us

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Luckymoose: we had 15+ capital ships
Luckymoose: well
Luckymoose: if they did your fleet wouldn't have left the caribbean
EQandcivfanatic: the combined Scandinavian and Danish fleet began shelling random British towns and communities along the coast
Luckymoose: obviously we're drunk
EQandcivfanatic: culminating in a devastating strike on Scapa Flow, ruining the local port facilities
Zeletdude: finally something good ish
Spryllino: oho
Crezth: zut alor
EQandcivfanatic: but no British warships were present
Luckymoose: you guys ever been to Sardinia?
Luckymoose: :3
Nuke: ITS LOVELY
Justo: im gonna add Nailix
EQandcivfanatic: if you can go for it
Justo: wont let me
Justo:
EQandcivfanatic: in fact, if someone doesn't mind updating Circuit and Nailix, that'd be good
EQandcivfanatic: gives me more time to actually do this
Justo: i can do it
Justo: if you can try add him that'd be good
Luckymoose: hmm maybe the Spaniards tried to take me on solo in the atlantic?
Luckymoose: if so that would be hilariously dumb of them
Zeletdude: lol
EQandcivfanatic: all right
EQandcivfanatic: Scapa Flow
Spryllino: no, they wanted to
Crezth: that'd be really interesting
Spryllino: but I didn't let them
Luckymoose: TEST YOUR MIGHT
EQandcivfanatic: as it turns out, the British plan anticipated an attack in that area and closed a net upon the Scandinavia/Danish fleet, having established a point to stand firm
EQandcivfanatic: so, the majority of the British navy would clash in battle against them
Crezth: PokeBall, go!
Spryllino: where have the dutch got to?
EQandcivfanatic: oh yes, the Dutch are here too
EQandcivfanatic: sorry, should have mentioned that
Zeletdude: ok
EQandcivfanatic: whelp, here's the forces currently in play
EQandcivfanatic: for the Brits we have 25 Trovão-class Destroyers, 12 Early Light Cruisers, 10 Early Heavy Cruisers, 21
Summit-class Battleships, 5
Olympus-class Battleships
Nuke: And what of Brandenburg?
EQandcivfanatic: The Scandinavians brought along 42 Romanos-class Destroyers, 5 Early Light Cruisers, 5 Early Heavy Cruisers, 13 Christine-class Battleships
Nuke: what have theysent?
EQandcivfanatic: a fishing boat
EQandcivfanatic: with a slingshot
Nuke: Bahahah!
Crezth: 42? mama mia
Nuke: The HMS Liberty
EQandcivfanatic: the Dutch brought
EQandcivfanatic: 31 Early Destroyers, 9 Numancia-class Destroyers, 13 Early Light Cruisers, 7 Early Heavy Cruisers, 13
Eendracht-class Heavy Cruisers, 13
Java-class Battleships, 3
Conquistador-class Battleships
EQandcivfanatic: and the Danes brought
EQandcivfanatic: 19 Early Destroyers, 6 Numancia-class Destroyers, 8 Early Light Cruisers, 3 Early Heavy Cruisers, 3
Eendracht-class Heavy Cruisers, 6
Java-class Battleships, 1
Conquistador-class Battleship
Zeletdude: i like these odds better ;P
Spryllino: this looks slightly more promising
Crezth: hm
Spryllino: if we lose here, I have little faith in any of our navies
EQandcivfanatic: the British admiral has the advantage of picking the fight
EQandcivfanatic: and having prepared the plan well in advance
Spryllino: is that a big advantage?
EQandcivfanatic: heh
Zeletdude:

o h no
EQandcivfanatic: and the advantage of the Continentals is otherwise clear to see
EQandcivfanatic: but the Brits have to fight here or lose all control of their waters and coasts
Luckymoose: ancient destroyers vs trovao
Spryllino: is there any geographical feature around?
Luckymoose: trovao can go 1 vs 3
Luckymoose: :3
Spryllino: The Scandinavians brought along 42 Romanos-class Destroyers
Zeletdude:
Luckymoose: slow
Luckymoose: much slower
Luckymoose: heavy ships
Nuke: Notenough to go against the Trovao
Spryllino: is there any geographical feature around to affect the battle?
Crezth: lots
Crezth: and lots
Crezth: of water
Nuke: No way
Nuke: tell me more
Crezth: yes way
Luckymoose: besides scapa flow and the super hard waters?
EQandcivfanatic: the batle is between the two islands north of Scotland
Luckymoose: your navies would botch on the rocks
Crezth: in fact, the entire battle is occurring on water
EQandcivfanatic: names slipping my mind
Zeletdude: Shetlands
Zeletdude: ?
Nuke: GET THE f*ck OUT
Crezth
Spryllino: orkney and shetland?
Nuke: STOP YOUR LYING
EQandcivfanatic: that's it
Spryllino: so they don't actually have a geographical advantage over us?
Crezth: alright, I cast meteo on their fleet
Luckymoose: no they do
Crezth: just like I did on rome
Zeletdude: this will be an interesting battle ;D
EQandcivfanatic: and for the amusement sake, the British sent out a message over the the wireless
Luckymoose: it is called waters you don't know about
Crezth: does geography include a study of water features? that seems like a bit of a misnomer to me
EQandcivfanatic: to both Britain and the enemy fleet: "They shall not pass"
Nuke: What did my fleet send?
Luckymoose: and then Gandalf the Red gray and Blue
EQandcivfanatic: was thinking Robert Nivelle myself
Luckymoose: good cheat in victoria
Luckymoose: btw
Zeletdude: Indeed
Spryllino: well, this was the naval battle that we were looking for in Elves' plan
Spryllino: but it's a pity it's on Britain's terms
Luckymoose: the pity is that Brazil and USA have yet to arrive
EQandcivfanatic: indeed
Luckymoose: but when we do
EQandcivfanatic: Argentina and Peru too
Luckymoose: you'll long be out of ammo
Luckymoose: and you'll be like nerds in a football lockerroom
Luckymoose: as we corner you and throw you in lockers
EQandcivfanatic: all right the Continentals have 36 assorted capital ships, and the Brits have 26
Luckymoose: no queens of the sea here?
EQandcivfanatic: no lionesses have been built yet
Zeletdude: I like that name
Spryllino: I don't know why you think that Trovao is faster than Romanos
Spryllino: it isn't
Luckymoose: it is
Justo: you'll be hearing and seeing a lot of them
Justo: ;-)
Luckymoose: you have more armaments to weigh you down
Zeletdude:
Spryllino: no it isn't, they both have 3 engines
EQandcivfanatic: indeed but it's not an engines=speed thing
Spryllino: oh
EQandcivfanatic: engines get weighed down with more armor and attachments
Spryllino: so, eq, are romanoses considerably slower?
Luckymoose: trovao are screens, not tanks
Crezth: it's alright, lucky, cool it
Crezth: let's see how this pans out
Luckymoose: not uncool
EQandcivfanatic: indeed, if not for lucky, I would have already told you the battle results
Zeletdude: ;o
Zeletdude: tell us now
Spryllino: how did lucky stop you?
Luckymoose: we're the same person
Crezth: EQckymoose
EQandcivfanatic: the battle has been fought, the British admiral is dead, and the fleet utterly destroyed, only one of the Olympus battleships escaped of the British capital vessels
Spryllino: yayayay
Spryllino: victory!!!
Spryllino: :-D
Crezth: bummer
Zeletdude: Continental Causalities?
Nuke: ....
Luckymoose: counting chickens, spry
Nuke: what happened to my fleet?
EQandcivfanatic: but they went down swinging, taking down 19 Continental battleships, and nearly 70 assorted other vessels
Nuke: did my Admiral escape?
EQandcivfanatic: no
EQandcivfanatic: he died too
Nuke: D:
Zeletdude: the local fisher?
Zeletdude:
Nuke: Can I write a story about it?
EQandcivfanatic: he got run over by a battleship
Luckymoose: lol
Crezth: twice
Zeletdude: A dutch one right
Luckymoose: the olympus that escaped
Luckymoose: ran him over
EQandcivfanatic: lol
Luckymoose: for being a loser
Crezth: lol
Zeletdude: "pick me up please!"
Nuke: DL
Nuke: D:
EQandcivfanatic: in all fairness, he was in the way
Luckymoose: a british warship does not change path for one man
EQandcivfanatic: techically it was 5
Luckymoose: brazilian warships change paths to hit one man
EQandcivfanatic: the admiral, the cook, and 3 able seaman
Luckymoose: that is a lot of seamen for two guys
Spryllino: so we lost 19 battleships, and 6 in the channel
Crezth: a bum psssh
Spryllino: whereas you lost 25 ships and 1 in the channel
Zeletdude: 26 vs 24
Crezth: oh sh*t you're right
Crezth: I surrender
Crezth: here are my terms:
Crezth: britain cedes itself to france
Spryllino: sorry
Crezth
Luckymoose: haha
Crezth: joking, tool
Spryllino: I have enough stability problems with the Swiss
Spryllino:
Luckymoose: you lost 24
Luckymoose: 24 that I don't have to kill now
Crezth: also you can't f*cking add
Crezth:
Spryllino: so we lost 19 battleships, and 6 in the channel
EQandcivfanatic: indeed, the Spanish and French navies are still there
Crezth: 19 + 6 = 25
Luckymoose: 25
Spryllino: so are the Spanish going to turn up, EQ?
Luckymoose: they attacked me I bet
EQandcivfanatic: Spain's fleet hasn't been touched except for a battleship and other vessels sunk by the Brazilians
EQandcivfanatic: in the Med
Zeletdude: yeah were are dem Spaniards >_<
Luckymoose: betrayal
EQandcivfanatic: well first I have to put in all the casualties into the stats and update
Luckymoose: milarqui was smart enough to stay in harbor
Spryllino: hold on, is Milarqui not coming north then?
Crezth: ah he probably did try to stop lucky
Crezth: eenteresting
Luckymoose: he will find himself one hell of a battle
Zeletdude: that bastard
Zeletdude:
Luckymoose: and the americans will show up eventually
Luckymoose: how many waves can your alliance withstand?
Luckymoose: :3
Spryllino: so is there another seabattle going to happen this year?
EQandcivfanatic: yes
EQandcivfanatic: definitely
EQandcivfanatic: the British have some fancy new ships
EQandcivfanatic: and still 8 battleships in play
Spryllino: and are the spanish there this time?
Luckymoose: the QUEEN cometh
Nuke: Posted my story
Zeletdude: Of the continental's causalities how many were dutch
EQandcivfanatic: and the Americans heroically arrive in October
Spryllino: and where are those 8 battleships coming from?
Crezth: magic
EQandcivfanatic: followed in the same month by the Brazilian fleet
Luckymoose: which has just defeated Spain's empire?
Luckymoose: woo
Crezth: Iberia is now a massive smoking crater
EQandcivfanatic: don't be absurd
Crezth: aka nothing changed
Crezth: *trollface*
Nuke: (Link:
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showp...cs.com/showpost.php?p=11505230&postcount=1170
EQandcivfanatic: if Iberia became a crater, the place will fill with water
Luckymoose: the brazilians will show up when snakes smoke
Crezth: ah you're right, how silly of me
Spryllino: so have the spanish turned up, eq?
EQandcivfanatic: so summary, yes, one more major naval battle is coming
EQandcivfanatic: no holds barred, with the great fleets of both sides assembled, as the Scandinavians lead an attempt to force a blocakde on Britain in the wake of their victory at Scapa Flow
Spryllino: I hope the Spaniards are here
Zeletdude: I hope so too >_<
EQandcivfanatic: The Allies have to engage, or risk Britain being cut off economically
EQandcivfanatic: the Spaniards are going to be there
Spryllino: yay
Nuke: anyone like my story :3
Luckymoose: is the Emperor mad about my antics in the Med?
Zeletdude: i laughed
Spryllino: are the americans and brazilians already here?
EQandcivfanatic: they've been in the Channel hunting down invisible British ships under Scandinavian orders
Spryllino: or is this immediately after the other battle?
Luckymoose: haha
EQandcivfanatic: this is not immediately
Luckymoose: this is months later
Luckymoose: october
EQandcivfanatic: the Continentals had to go back for reparis
EQandcivfanatic: as did what was left of the British fleet frm the battle
Zeletdude: So the americans and Brazilians are there?
Luckymoose: yeah baby
EQandcivfanatic: not just them, Argentines too
Zeletdude: ok cool, shall be more interesting that way
Luckymoose: and peru
EQandcivfanatic: Peru hasn't made it
Crezth: and GOD
Zeletdude: No hes on our side
EQandcivfanatic: they're stilll halfway across the Atlantic
Luckymoose: well I reject the pope and declare anti pope
Crezth: snort
Crezth: England was rejecting the pope before it was cool
Zeletdude:
Spryllino: what's Peru doing sailing across the atlantic?
Luckymoose: we remain catholic and do it
Spryllino: they're loopy
Luckymoose: Peru has battleships silly
Zeletdude: its Double a afterall
Luckymoose: ever heard of teamwork?
Luckymoose: oh waity
Spryllino: that's true, I suppose
Crezth: this update
Crezth: is going to be so awesome
Spryllino: that it is
Luckymoose: Admiral Buzatto
Luckymoose: trolls the Spanish
Luckymoose: time honored Brazilian tactic
Zeletdude: