Cats and Kittens
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AdamCrock
Polish Pirate
I'd even dare to say "sexy" ! xD She's like Veronica from Fallout: New Vegas describes a dress : "(...) Elegant and sexy but also says - don't **** with me"
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As a bonus her fur is thick and soft like rabbit fur. She would make a fine pair of slippers, but for that there would have to be two of her.
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Zardnaar
Deity
Our ones are bad at the whole social distancing thing.
They're more cling to nearest human in lockdown.
If wife's not home she moves a meter and sits on me.
Barely moved in days. She assumed that position the day we brought her home from the animal shelter.
Hell she sat on lap at the animal shelter.
They're more cling to nearest human in lockdown.
If wife's not home she moves a meter and sits on me.
Barely moved in days. She assumed that position the day we brought her home from the animal shelter.
Hell she sat on lap at the animal shelter.
AdamCrock
Polish Pirate
She/He (forgive me I do not know) is quite interested in hunting. I've seen this look in cat's eyes a hundred times, everytime she has a target "locked down" and ready to strike
Watch out ! She can pounce, jump and strike ! Something fearsome ! ^^ 
AdamCrock
Polish Pirate
Oh Zardi !! You Lord and Master always sleeps :/ Why haven't You gave him enough entertainment ! xD
Zardnaar
Deity
I had a bit of a suspenseful night yesterday.
We have annoyingly hard water here, and it built up on Maddy's water dish. So finally I decided to do something about it and mixed up some water and vinegar... and had to leave it overnight (it was that bad).
The suspense part was daring to go to bed and hoping Maddy wouldn't jump up on the counter and try to drink from that dish. I put a different dish of good water out for her, but since it's not in the usual place, she doesn't consider it to be a valid water dish.
However, the cleaning worked, her dish is good as new, and I won't let things get that bad again.
We have annoyingly hard water here, and it built up on Maddy's water dish. So finally I decided to do something about it and mixed up some water and vinegar... and had to leave it overnight (it was that bad).
The suspense part was daring to go to bed and hoping Maddy wouldn't jump up on the counter and try to drink from that dish. I put a different dish of good water out for her, but since it's not in the usual place, she doesn't consider it to be a valid water dish.
However, the cleaning worked, her dish is good as new, and I won't let things get that bad again.
Zardnaar
Deity
The males a bit more playful.
Wife spent $50 on a box for him. Came with free rubbish bin.
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H4run
Deity
A must watch for all cat lover, it's my present to introduce you to this documetnary during this lock-down.
If you want to support
The free one
edit: Sorry guys cannot find the one with English subtitle, you can ask r16 to translate it, he will deliver you the cfc style translation
Spoiler Trailer :
If you want to support
Spoiler Full documentary :
The free one
edit: Sorry guys cannot find the one with English subtitle, you can ask r16 to translate it, he will deliver you the cfc style translation
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I'll give it look! Thanks.
This photo is demanding a caption or two. May I?
Zardnaar
Deity
Sure.
bernie14
Filter Manipulator
Home workstation
AH-CHOO! *sniff* 
Lovely cats. But I can't handle the ones with long hair.
Lovely cats. But I can't handle the ones with long hair.
Two Stories of staying at home. One by a cat; the other by a dog>
ENOUGH IS enough. American business has taken a historic plunge over the past month. It’s time to consider a practical plan for protecting public health—while also allowing for a return to work and, hopefully, a revival of the economy. Oh, who am I kidding?
On behalf of cats everywhere, I’ll just say it: We want everyone out of the house.
It was cute for a while, but the party is over. We’re sick of this quarantine, shelter-in-place directive.
Sheltering in place? That’s a cat’s job. Cats invented sheltering in place—sleeping in the windowsill, the corner of the couch, the sock drawer in the closet and, if it gets a little too noisy, under the bed, eyes open, annoyed. Cats know what it takes to stay home all the time. We’re just tired of sharing our home with everybody else.
Have we liked getting snacks at unexpected hours? Sure. Is it nice to roll around on that warm laptop keyboard during Zoom calls? Sure is. Warm keyboards are heaven.
But it’s gotten to be too much. The other day I walked into the kitchen and saw someone standing in my 9 a.m. sun spot. So rude. That sun spot is only there for 15 minutes a day!
We (sort of) love you, and appreciate the occasional pats on the head, but cats are not the most social creatures. Sure, there are some exceptions. You might have one of those cats who actually enjoys human company. Congratulations.
But the vast majority of us— BIRD OUTSIDE THE WIN-DOW! MUST! GET! BIRD!
Sorry. Where was I? Right. The vast majority of cats are ready for you to get back to work. Or just leave the house for longer than 15 minutes.
Please consider it. Not for America. For cats.
BY A CAT
Why Not Work From Home Forever?
AS AMERICA debates a return to work, it’s important not to rush. We need to balance the economy against the extremely valid concerns about public health and protecting lives.
And walks. We need to think about all of the walks. And ball. We need to also chase the ball. Lots and lots.
Look: I’m a dog. I’m not some public intellectual. I’m a good, good dog, most of the time, but I just ate half of a baseball glove in the garage. I also knocked over a potted plant in the living room. I’m sorry. I’m a dog. What do you want?
The important thing is: Dogs want you to stay. These past four weeks, they have been some of the greatest weeks of our lives. You’re there in the morning. You’re there in the evening. You’re there at lunch. It’s the best.
And the walks…we’ve never been so fit in our lives! There’s the 8:30 a.m. walk, the 11:15 a.m. walk, the 1 p.m. walk, the 3 p.m. walk, the 7 p.m. walk, and, if we’re lucky, a 9:30 p.m. walk.
Sometimes you throw the ball. And then I get the ball and bring it back to you. And then you throw the ball again, and I bring it back again. And again. And again. And again. Bliss.
I’m sure the cats are telling you they’ve had it. Never trust a cat. They’re rude animals. They don’t appreciate you. But dogs understand what you bring to the table. We love having you at home. Stay. Stay forever. We promise to be a good dog. Or at least a pretty good dog.
BY A DOG
onejayhawk
Afflicted with reason
Does anyone want four kittens? The one trying to climb my leg is getting really distracting, but you can have his siblings, too.
J
J
Don't tell my wife.
Maddy got into the room where I kept her extra dry cat food. Naturally she chewed a hole in the bottom of the bag, so that changes my plans of what to feed her next, and how.
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