Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Parto Uno:

[Dumanios]

I like my women like I like Bobbtjoe

Interesting to talk to.

 

[Narz]

I like my women like I like Bobbtjoe: no older than 12.

First one out of the box made me literally LOL. The beast is back, you're up Z.

 

[Zack]

I like my women like I like my gym clothes:

 

[Fr8monkey]

I like my women like I like my gym clothes: Left crumpled on the floor after a sweaty workout.

 

[classical_hero]

I like my women like I like my gym clothes: nice and tight.

 

[_random_]

I like my women like I like my gym clothes: Only around when I'm about to get really sweaty.

 

[Narz]

I like my women like I like my gym clothes: : Regularly cleaned & soaking up my fluids.

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

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