Completely Dumb Ideas

[SheaferDaDawg]

Um....120 people does not equal a city, even one with 1 pop.

Edit: I forgot which thread this was....

 

[NorwegianSalmon]

Um....120 people does not equal a city, even one with 1 pop.

Edit: I forgot which thread this was....

I was this close to posting nearly the exact same comment.

 

[Daedwartin]

Um....120 people does not equal a city, even one with 1 pop.

Edit: I forgot which thread this was....

there is no set definition for a city in the world...and they are still the biggest permanent civilian settlements in Antartica...by virtue of being the only two nations insane enough to have settlements there.

 

[SheaferDaDawg]

Daedwartin....the thread...oh well, some edits are destined to be in vain.

 

[Wondering Kid]

So, we all agree that Antarctica should be a Civ?

 

[SheaferDaDawg]

Only if the UU is Penguin Brigades.

 

[Locutus_Morti]

No, it's too small and insignificant in nature. Antarctica is already represented by the Snow tile, which it is a subculture of.

 

[Daedwartin]

No, it's too small and insignificant in nature. Antarctica is already represented by Snow

defending us from the great monsters of inner Antarctica. Well, at least this Black Watch does something.

 

[TheGryphonPrince]

As a brony myself I would like the My Little Pony : Friendship is Magic fenomenon to be represented further into this game.
New civilization: Equestria
Spawn: 1984 at Rhode's Island. Historical area: All the world.
UU: D'awww armour pony. Replaces Modern Tank. Looks something like this. 30, 3. Special type of unit. 200% when fighting outside cities (the enemy doesn't have internet so they are forced to stare at the enemy without shooting as they get killed)
UB: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: National wonder (replaces National Gallery), causes all titles in the world to get 50% Equestria culture, which makes cities revolt in order to join your civ. Also outside all major cities 5 D'awww armour pony's and 3 artillery spawn
UP: The power of Friendship: After you build My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and The Internet project is around somewhere all religions are replaced by favourite pony. All civs have to choose one and after that they declare war on everyone who doesn't have their favourite pony. Favourite ponies also give specific benefits (I would put damages but I fear that a mod will ban me):
Twilight Sparkle: 100% in all cities.
Rarity: 100% in all cities, unlock the Fashionista specialist.
Fluttershy: 5 by every pasture.
Pinkie Pie: All units gain the "SURPRISE!" Promotion, which causes them to throw parties at the middle of the battle, making enemy units ragequit.
Rainbow Dash: All units gain the "Double Rainboom" ability, which turns your units into living nukes. Random chance for a barbarian Cartoon Network character to appear. All units ignore terrain costs/water and gain a.
Applejack: I dunno. You get the special "Appletree kicker" unit which has 35 and 2. If it retreats the enemy get's pushed 10 titles back from the direction they got attacked from.
UHV 1: Build My Little Pony: Frienship is Magic by 2010.
UHV 2: Vassalize the U.S
UHV 3: Have your favourite pony at half the worlds cities by 2030.

Since everyone is asking for Antartica to get added, let's add it in the childish way!

New civilization: Club Penguin.
Spawn: 2005 at Antartica.
UU: Club Penguin Army. 43 , 1. Annoys enemy units to death by farting and smile-bombing.
UB: Members-only building. 25, 5.
UP: The power of shameless ripoff: Starts with a random UP from somebody else. That civ's relationship with you get's 10 ("You ripped off our UP!")
UHV 1: Build 5 Members-only buildings.
UHV 2: Be vassalized by Disney (new civ I don't feel like adding it here).
UHV 3: Own all of Antartica.

 

[Oregon Lee]

You're right, being a brony is a completely dumb idea.

 

[Leoreth]

Fandom elitism is a completely dumb idea.

 

[iOnlySignIn]

I like how OP RD is. Also

 

[Imperator Knoedel]

Applejack should turn every farm into an Apple orchard which gives an additional food.

 

[Daedwartin]

-snip-

only for them to get shot into a trillion peices by all the world's military, the ME to declare Jihad, the Catholic church to call the first crusade in centuries, and asia to ban the media. Japan is distracted by it' own anime. it ignores the event. Also, South Afrcian units(new civ) get 900000% bonus to strength against them. a single victory against a pony gives this to all of mankind's units, and makes it 30x stronger.

If man starts losing despite this, the God Emperor of Mankind shows up.

He decides to destroy the Ponies.
0 turns later, all ponies are deader than dead, their souls completely destroyed. Celestia gets completely and utterly destroyed. No Celestia, you come no where near even being in the same galaxy as the GEoM in power. The guy took all 4 Chaos Gods, beings that make what discord do look like mere movements of a flea, to overwhelm Him.

Plus, 10 Qaudrillion Worshipers makes it worse for you.

 

[TheGryphonPrince]

only for them to get shot into a trillion peices by all the world's military, the ME to declare Jihad, the Catholic church to call the first crusade in centuries, and asia to ban the media. Japan is distracted by it' own anime. it ignores the event. Also, South Afrcian units(new civ) get 900000% bonus to strength against them. a single victory against a pony gives this to all of mankind's units, and makes it 30x stronger.

If man starts losing despite this, the God Emperor of Mankind shows up.

He decides to destroy the Ponies.
0 turns later, all ponies are deader than dead, their souls completely destroyed. Celestia gets completely and utterly destroyed. No Celestia, you come no where near even being in the same galaxy as the GEoM in power. The guy took all 4 Chaos Gods, beings that make what discord do look like mere movements of a flea, to overwhelm Him.

Plus, 10 Qaudrillion Worshipers makes it worse for you.

One word. Worldbuild!

*removes South African civ, God Emperor of Mankind and anything else you put*
*respawns ponies and forces world domination*

 

[Wondering Kid]

Ponies already rule the world, it's just that nobody has noticed yet.

...So, Equestria's LH would be Princess Luna at the beginning, then Princess Celestia when the civ reaches Industrial/Modern Age; and Discord if the Civ is running a weird set of Civics (Like, Egalitarianism with Free Market)

 

[Daedwartin]

One word. Worldbuild!

*removes South African civ, God Emperor of Mankind and anything else you put*
*respawns ponies and forces world domination*

*God Emperor of Mankind proceeds to destroy your mind from the universe to our left*
*Chaos joins in for the fun of it.........*
*ponies find out that discord is minor league. Chaos does not simply get removed. Do remember that one person can say that the romans are why Khorne was born, and a different person can say that it was Bush Junior that was why Khorne was born. Both are right. Just as someone born in 46,000,000 BC is the being who caused him to come arround. Even if it is physically impossible for these facts to all be true, they paradoxically are all true. The reason why the paradox doesnt collapse? Chaos doesnt care. yep, they dont care they are walking paradoxes, and so, the paradox stays. Once created, they retroactively make it so they always existed. And they get power from emotions from actions. Tzeentch gets it from hope as a main one. he also has a hand in everything. there is nothing he doesnt. He backs all plans. He is all plans. He is literally the emotion hope. Slannessh...well....he/she is not someone you want to find in bed with you. She is pleasure. we are moving along. there are very few places on the internet where one can give a semi-accurate description of why. doing so would be a near-universal ban. You thought rule 34 could get bad. Shes that on steroids. Without any decency. Nurgle...nurgle is literally the worst enenmy of the ponies. Hes familiarity. Grandpa Nurgle, as he is called, is literally the only one who cares for underlings, as his domains are related to family, friendship(hint, hint), love of family(somewhat conflicting with slannesh, as it can fall under her domains due to pleasure.). His servents try to share his love for them, using his "special brews"...which are universally diseases. Khorne...his guys like collecting skulls for the skull throne, and blood for the blood god. he is rage. and about anything to do with battle.

basically, you dont get rid of chaos, because they make themselves stay, there is no emotion or action they cant gain strength from, and they are universally going to create hell...except that they already occupy hell.

 

[Leoreth]

Um, yeah. I'll call the Ordo Malleus.

 

[Daedwartin]

Um, yeah. I'll call the Ordo Malleus.

unfortunately not enough.
heck...they might empower chaos.

 

[TheGryphonPrince]

I got a better idea than ponies.

How about 5 brand new starts?

1. 2013 A.D: You might wonder why is this a silly suggestion. It's because the world would be full of indies as well as useless civs that lag the game. Not to mention most of them would already have failed their UHVs.
2. 10.000 B.C. We could alter the founding of civilization that way. Plus the Babylonians would finally have time to catch up to the rest of the world in late-game.
3. 2.000.000 B.C. Who doesn't want to fight off China as the Neardental? Think about it, we could have Cavemen2Cosmos prehistorical era technologies thrown in!
4. 150.000.000 B.C. Dinosaurs to kill off the entire humanity (if you survive somehow)
5. The ultimate option. 4.540.000.000 B.C! Yes, you'd be playing as a bunch of cells for most of the time but at least you'll get to see Earth evolve as well as fighting off armies of nanobes, fishes, reptiles, dinosaurs and Australopithecus as the Prokaryote Empire.