Completely Dumb Ideas

[Tomorrow's Dawn]

... why is this funny? I don't mean to sound offended, I just really don't get the joke

Bethlehem.

Bethleheim.

Heim as in the suffix for several Norse places/Worlds of yore, such as Muspelheim, Alfheim, Niflheim and etc.

So Bethlehem under the Vikings becomes Bethleheim, get it?

ha.ha.

 

[Cosmos1985]

Bethlehem.

Bethleheim.

Heim as in the suffix for several Norse places/Worlds of yore, such as Muspelheim, Alfheim, Niflheim and etc.

So Bethlehem under the Vikings becomes Bethleheim, get it?

ha.ha.

But -heim just means "home", and why should we even start to call Jerusalem Bethlehem instead? It's just like the english -ham in Fulham, and.. yeah, you know, and so on. Oh well, I'll just shut up now

 

[jammerculture]

Wow

Total buzz kill.

I thought Bethleheim was humerous, but not nearly as much as you guys analyzing it to death.

 

[Locutus_Morti]

America with low stability should be called "Several States of America"

 

[Royal Tenenbaum]

We should make an RFC DOC for Skyrim. Ulfric should of switched to Imperialism.

 

[Daedwartin]

America with low stability should be called "Several States of America"

also, if America has fallen behind in the tech race, they are called The Idiots of Earth.

 

[Askiya]

America with a high score is renamed Murrikuh. New American UU: Redneck. Building one depletes all nearby deer resources.

 

[jammerculture]

America with a high score is renamed Murrikuh. New American UU: Redneck. Building one depletes all nearby deer resources.

Roflmao!!!!!!!!

In their place we need tile graphics with beat up pickup trucks surrounded in beer cans

 

[Daedwartin]

And now, for a completely different course: replace the earth with Chiron.
replace all factions with the factions of SMAC. set dates for when crossfire spawns occur.
and the whole nine yards.
...damn. thats a completely awesome mod crossover.

 

[Cosmos1985]

And now, for a completely different course: replace the earth with Chiron.
replace all factions with the factions of SMAC. set dates for when crossfire spawns occur.
and the whole nine yards.
...damn. thats a completely awesome mod crossover.

Spoiler :

Don't know if I dare to mention it, without being a partypooper once again, but...That mod is already made
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=252829

 

[Daedwartin]

Spoiler :

Don't know if I dare to mention it, without being a partypooper once again, but...That mod is already made
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=252829

i mean we add in rhye and fall mechanics as well.

 

[Leoreth]

Rhye's and Planetfall?

 

[Daedwartin]

Rhye's and Planetfall?

Yep, exactly that

 

[apenpaap]

How about a New Zealand civ? Spawns in 1907. UHV:
1: Control more Sheep resources than population in 2000.
2: Own three Hit Movies by 2003.
3: Own six Hit Movies by 2014.

UU: Peter Jackson, replaces Great Artist. Bulbing creates three Hit Movies in the city (Yes, you have to generate him twice )
UB: None, instead they get a Unique Improvement that can be build only in New Zealand itself and creates Sheep in its tile.

 

[Daedwartin]

How about a New Zealand civ? Spawns in 1907. UHV:
1: Control more Sheep resources than population in 2000.
2: Own three Hit Movies by 2003.
3: Own six Hit Movies by 2014.

UU: Peter Jackson, replaces Great Artist. Bulbing creates three Hit Movies in the city (Yes, you have to generate him twice )
UB: None, instead they get a Unique Improvement that can be build only in New Zealand itself and creates Sheep in its tile.

Lol. Also, BUY ALL THE SHEEP IN THE WORLD!

 

[Royal Tenenbaum]

India's Punjabi Workers suck! We need something useful!

Spoiler :

Indian Hindu Missionaries
Like normal Hindu missionaries, except they have 30 strength (but only can defend). Also can move through mountains, build cities in deserts with no water, use the ability Levitate to quickly evade land units, and their presence cause happiness, culture, and stability.

 

[Daedwartin]

India's Punjabi Workers suck! We need something useful!

Spoiler :

Indian Hindu Missionaries
Like normal Hindu missionaries, except they have 30 strength (but only can defend). Also can move through mountains, build cities in deserts with no water, use the ability Levitate to quickly evade land units, and their presence cause happiness, culture, and stability.

Also, they ignore enemy ownership. They enter every tile just becaus ether want to.



My Unit:

name: Our Lord, The God Emperor Of Mankind
Strength: 200000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Gets an extra 50000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 for each pop your civ controls.
Also, can only be killed by first being brought down to 1 HP. Have fun trying, because he heals back to full health very turn.
Movement:100000000000000...yeah, he's going to conquer Rhye in a single turn, I know. It's heretical to think otherwise.
Range attacks allowed: anywhere within a few hundred light years at least.
Also, killing him just puts him on the golden throne. After he regains slowly all health, it's ass kicking time once more.

 

[Daedwartin]

MK XXXIII Bolo
strength: depends on range: low orbit: your ship is likely screwed. Low orbit beeping the moon. Anything closer, yor completely screwed. It's a bolo. You thought you stand a chance??????
Defense: yes they get a defense stat for HP instead of Strength. By the way, unless you have a multi-megaton nuke factory making a few nukes a day, you are going to lose. As you need multi-megaton nukes to win.
Proce: 400. Each time you build a bolo, thirty appear in that city. They be meant to be spammed
Special: if a bolo is on that side of the planet, if another
Player has yet to get satellites when you have one, they don't get the map revealed on any longitude that son that side of the planet. Also you can retire them as a worker. Defense stat remains. Instead they get a bio-warfare stat for attack. They can depopulate a entire civ for 2000 gold.
Also, air attack on them destroys any air unit that attacks it. You need to use at least (400 times every bolo in a stack) nukes to kill a bolo on average as they will shoot down the vast majority of nukes used. One can be lucky and get some in a single shot....

No maintenance cost.
Starts with all the promotions in the game but mercanary.

OP as hell.

 

[apenpaap]

How about extending the beginning of the game to 10000 BC instead? New civs at the beginning of the game could be the Indo-Europeans, the Old Europeans, Homo floresiensis, Atlantis, and the lizardmen of the Nameless City.

 

[Locutus_Morti]

There's actually a mod for that. See Cavemen2Cosmos. Though not RFC, the earliest start date is 40000 BCE. Your first tech is often "Language".