GoodEnoughForMe
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The always groundbreaking, cutting-edge American right wing radio has shed light on a brand new and egregious farm subsidy program. The latest government offense? Co-sponsoring a plan to coerce lesbians into farming and destroying rural conservative America. 
Use this thread to discuss how to stop the rampaging lesbian farmers from polluting my farm-to-table groceries.

“Have you heard the latest Democrat scam?” Limaugh asked on his program. “Have you heard about the Agriculture Department’s financial grants to lesbian farmers? You think I’m making this up? See, this is how they do it.”
“(W)hat the point of this is, folks, it’s not about lesbian farmers. What they’re trying to do is convince lesbians to become farmers,” he insisted.
“I’m like you; I never before in my life knew that lesbians wanted to be farmers. I never knew that lesbians wanted to get behind the horse and the plow and start burrowing. I never knew it. But apparently enough money can make make it happen, and the objective here is to attack — they’re already attacking suburbs, and that has been made perfectly clear by what happened in Milwaukee. And they’re going after every geographic region that is known to be largely conservative. They never stop, folks. They are constantly on the march,” said Limbaugh, whipping the story up into another Obama conspiracy.
Use this thread to discuss how to stop the rampaging lesbian farmers from polluting my farm-to-table groceries.