Corrupt a Wish

[Double A]

Granted, you are now a female bear with a sexy bear voice.

I wish I could find all my lost vidya games.

 

[hoplitejoe]

Granted, you find them all broken in half.

I wish I was an octopus.

 

[Double A]

Granted, you drown because you never said anything about being underwater.

I wish my summer vacation started today and ended at the regular time.

 

[Neverwonagame3]

Granted- but over the holidays you forget what you've learned to the extent you can't study/do your job properly when you get back.

I wish I was a perfectly objective entity. (no overconfidence bias, no irrationality etc)

 

[hoplitejoe]

granted, you already were in my opinion.
I wish i could fly, right up to the sky but i can't.

 

[Mad Man]

Granted, your afraid of flying.

I wish my name was James Cheetah.

 

[Optical]

Granted, you are ridiculed everywhere you go (sorry for such a generic answer).

I wish I could think of stuff to write for a story update (mind blank! Arggh!)

 

[Neverwonagame3]

Granted- the story update idea is worse than Star Trek Voyager's Threshold.

I wish I had an effective IQ of 200 (which I specify must be all-rounded intelligence in the areas humans consider important, as opposed to ultra-specialised).

 

[hoplitejoe]

Granted your freakish intelligence drives friends and family away and you die alone.

I wish physics was easier.

 

[Mad Man]

Granted, in exchange you can no longer build an airship.

I wish for a better answer to my previous question.

 

[Optical]

Granted, it's from me again .

I wish I had a better imagination.

 

[GhostWriter16]

Granted, you forget reality.

I wish I had a worse imagination.

 

[NickyJ]

Granted, you have no imagination and only have the bleak reality.

I wish reality wasn't so bleak.

 

[hoplitejoe]

Granted, you realise it is not bleak but pain filled and terrifying.
I wish i used the word swag in normal conversation more.

 

[Optical]

Granted, you use it as every second word and people think you're wierd.

I wish people didn't find me wierd.

 

[NickyJ]

Granted, they think you're insane.

I wish SimCopter worked again.

 

[Terrance888]

Granted. it crashes and you all die.

I wish to kill death.

 

[hoplitejoe]

Granted, you cause a massive paradox which swallows you into nothingness.
I wish there was more love in the world.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Granted , but it's 1,000,000 Courtneys

I wish I had have seen Elvis sing

 

[Terrance888]

Granted. The screaming of female fangs destroys your innocence.

I wish I never lose my innocence.