Corrupt a Wish

[lordsurya08]

Granted, you are mythically transformed into a three-day-old. Forever.

I wish I had a steak.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Granted , as your final requested meal before lethal injection.

I wish I wasn't addicted to cigarettes

 

[Tecknojock]

Granted, you are now addicted to Heroin.

I wish to go on a cross country roadtrip this summer.

 

[hoplitejoe]

Granted, living in Cloudsdale like you do however you fall to the ground and end up as a pile of mushy goo.
I wish i had more ice cream.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Granted , but you traded your freezer for it

I wish I could compete in the London olympics

 

[Red_Spy]

Granted, you trip in a race, and the entire world laughs at you.

I wish for a good summer.

 

[Terrance888]

Granted. You die before enjoying it.

I wish for less homework.

 

[Optical]

Granted, the school day is now 12 hours long.

I wish for good luck.

 

[GhostWriter16]

Granted, you lose all your skills, so its useless.

I wish I could swap accounts with CFCers, yet retain the ability to swap back at will.

 

[Neverwonagame3]

Granted- once everybody knows you have the ability, they become wary of it and almost everybody who makes a stupid or embarrasing post blames it on you.

I 'wish' pi were equal to euler's number instead of it's current amount, and for the universe to start functioning accordingly. (I don't care that I won't be able to comphrehend the result)

 

[Red_Spy]

The universe explodes.

I wish for a fish on a dish, answering the wish.

 

[GamezRule]

Granted, zombie Dr Suess eats you.

I wish for a cat in a hat playing with a bat while fighting a gnat.

 

[Optical]

Granted. Zombie Dr Seuss stomps on you.

I wish everybody would stop rhyming.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Granted , rendering totally useless the 8 years you spent studying poetry .

I wish Australia had a big Gridiron competition and we could play against America

 

[NedimNapoleon]

Granted, since I have no idea what it is I cant corrupt it.

I wish i could play the guitar like Hendrix.

 

[Optical]

Granted. Your new skill takes up so much of your time you don't sleep for a month and can't go to work and earn a living.

I wish for a quad-core computer.

 

[Tecknojock]

Granted, by the time you get one, 12 core processors are the norm.

I wish that portal 2 had more puzzles in it.

 

[Red_Spy]

Granted, 50 more puzzles of just a box in the middle of the room, and a button in the corner, nothing else.

I wish for Sasha.

 

[Terrance888]

Granted. He kills you.

I wish for peace.

 

[GamezRule]

Granted, after humanity establishes a peaceful universal government, the HALO series no longer is science fiction.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.