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[Polyblank]

Option 1.

 

[Calgori]

4. Eat a minor power peacefully

 

[christos200]

Option 2. Genocide!!!! Muhahahahahaha!

 

[Ailedhoo]

Wait! Should be not convert the captured populace into labor? That way we can build more war machines and eventually prove ourselves fit to be subjects to Emperor Ronan of the Manx!

 

[SouthernKing]

Option 2! Genoside

 

[gay_Aleks]

Genoside will improve our stability.

 

[NinjaCow64]

All aboard the genoside train then I guess.

 

[Defacto]

Yeah! inject in them the posion tubes! Genoside! We will take the women to your dark lord castle and we going to bet the kids to deaf!

 

[Double A]

You invade Russia, an appealing target with its potential for horrendous map gore - surely the rest of the world's armies would commit suicide at just gazing upon the disgusting blob you would form. Of course, it being the largest nation on Earth, you barely make any headway before your sneak attack bonus wears off. The Tzarmies teleported to stop your conquests with Manchuria, and General Winter has set in for the long haul. If you do not find a solution, many of your people will face death, or worse: vodka.

1. Give up conquests
2. Settle in a peace deal
3. Tora! Tora! Tora!
4. Something I didn't think of

 

[NinjaCow64]

Tora!

 

[christos200]

Tora! Tora! Tora!

 

[Polyblank]

Tora!

 

[Ailedhoo]

Option 4: declare yourself a subject of the Imperium of the Manx and call for aid from Emperor Ronan.

 

[Civ'ed]

Tora!

 

[Calgori]

Tora! Tora! Tora!

 

[Double A]

"Russia sucks!" is the battlecry of your men as they charge a mass of Russian infantry, tanks, and giant robotic matryoshka dolls. However, you have the power of literally millions of soldiers, and that means a whole lot of goddamn bullets and rockets. You begin to push the Russians back, when the unthinkable happens. Putin himself jumps off his horse and begins flying around the battlefield, blasting Mainland Japanese left and right with his laser vision. General Winter also descends from the heavens and blows his mighty frost breath, freezing a whole division. He's pretty old, though, so he goes back up to take an 18 hour nap.

Putin is lasering your men. What do you do?

 

[Calgori]

Unleash all the Anime power

 

[Polyblank]

Desu vult! Yanderesenpaikun will lead us to victory over the baka

 

[NinjaCow64]

Attack Putin with his one weakness: Memes. Why would he have banned them if they weren't his kryptonite?

 

[Ailedhoo]

Declare that your forces are performing same sex marriage for Russian citizens; this should cause Putin into a rage that will make it easier to set him into a bear trap.