UPDATE 1 - OPENING MOVES
Spring 1914 Movement
"Hello, and welcome to ENN, the one and only European News Network, broadcasting live from Washington, D.C. This is your host, Kevin Beasley, here with co-host Sara Jansen."
"Our top story: criminologists have just made a major breakthrough. They have determined that prisons 'breed...an atmosphere of criminality.' Their major conclusion: that less prisons will reduce crime. This groundbreaking new paper is bound to have huge repercussions in life everywhere on Earth."
"Well, that's a liberal slant for you, isn't it?"
"As expected from the great scientists of Europe."
"In other news, Prime Minister germanicus12 has recently stepped down from his post, although that's a bit of a euphemism. As you know, while in office, the country was plagued with shortages of everything. It seems as if nothing got done under him. Facing heavy criticism from most of the country, calling him the 'Do-Nothing PM', one day, he just up and left, walking away without a word."
"And Scotland Yard can't find him?"
"It seems as if he planned it out very well. The one action he accomplished in office."
"Anyway, it seems as if a man named qoou has been chosen to take his place. Already he seems to be on top of his game."
"Yes, yes, he has to be, because all the other powers have already mobilized their forces for no apparent reason."
"Yes, although there have been no major clashes as of yet, although there has been friction between Russian and Turkish fleets over the Black Sea."
"I wonder how Czar Warhead and Sultan Supermath feel about this."
"I wonder how they feel about the Republic of France being completely uprooted and the president murdered, replaced with a First Consul with the very hard to pronounce name of Thlayli."
"Oh well."
ORDERS
Austria: A vie -> gal
Austria: F tri Holds
Austria: A bud -> ser
England: F lon -> wal
England: A lvp -> yor
England: F edi -> nth
France: A par -> bur
France: A mar Supports A par -> bur
France: F bre -> eng
Germany: A mun -> sil
Germany: F kie -> hol
Germany: A ber -> pru
Italy: A ven -> tyr
Italy: A rom -> tus
Italy: F nap -> tys
Norway: F swe -> bot
Norway: A nwy Holds
Norway: F den Holds
Russia: A war Holds
Russia: F stp/nc Holds
Russia: F sev -> bla
Russia: A mos -> ukr
Spain: F por -> mao
Spain: A mad -> nav
Spain: A cor -> por
Turkey: A smy -> con
Turkey: A con -> bul
Turkey: F ank -> bla
MOVEMENTS
RESULTS
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