Do you color your person?

[Borachio]

Woad!

Just woad!

Spoiler :

 

[The_J]

A tattoo, in case that counts.

During my youth I wanted to dye my hair, but had to learn that it's so dark that I'd first have to bleach it, so not worth the hassle.

 

[sophie]

Dear me!

Actually "wear ye" would be more correct as he's addressing a plural second person.

 

[Terxpahseyton]

Alright, if we are including coloring ones hair - I once made them partially blond (I have black hair). Not a good decision in retrospect, but it was a fad back then. And once I did them in something that was called blackblue, supposed to give it a blue shimmer. Didn't see much.

 

[Hygro]

Northumbrian slang, mang, get with the tymes, Owen and Borachio.

 

[Borachio]

Actually "wear ye" would be more correct as he's addressing a plural second person.

I did think of the plural issue. But I've never actually encountered "wear ye?" anywhere.

But, hey! Northumberland slang, mang! (Apparently.)

Ah man, wee but a feul wad hae sold off his furnitor and left his wife. Noo, yor a fair doon reet feul, not an artificial feul like Billy Purvis! Thous a real Geordie! gan man an hide thysel! gan an' get thy picks agyen. Thou may de for the city, but never for the west end o' wor toon.

 

[Narz]

I'm already pretty enough, besides I'm straight & wouldn't want any women thinking otherwise.

Only thing I'd wear to glamorize is maybe face & body paint at an event where that sort of thing is appreciated (read : likely to get me laid), burning man type stuff (not that I'd ever pay a grand to hang out in the desert, unless I got rich, but there are other such events).

 

[Narz]

I wouldn't dream of it. Am already even kinda adverse to women doing it (though I admit that it can look nice, at times). This whole deal rubs me the wrong way

Yeah I prefer the natural look.

Hell, in some moments I even feel a pinch of adversity towards hair removal, striking me as superficial, fake, delusional even and utmost silly. And I think back of that girl in my class who made a point of not shaving her legs because of her idealism and alternative believes and I kind of admire her.

I wouldn't kick a woman out of bed for having fuzzy legs but I admit I do enjoy the current trend of women being hairless below the eyelashes (though maybe some fuzz on the arms, shaving or nairing one's arms is kind of freaky).

On the other hand, I never minded doing my head hair - because it looks pretty good on me. So if you think colored nails do the trick for you, I'll certainly not condemn you for it. Though do you really think girls care for that?

It might show you don't give a damn about social convention. Like, "look at me, I'm such a man, I can preen like a girl & still get vagina" (how come on CFC one can say dick but not the meow word? sexist much?!) but I'm certainly not gonna risk it. Also, seems like a huge waste of time, I don't like to spend more than 20min a day in the bathroom & most women appreciate this.

 

[Ajidica]

Besides using pens to draw on my arms in middle school? Never.
I did once think about straightening my hair once, but I decided against it after realizing how close the very hot straighteners would have to get to my head.

 

[Terxpahseyton]

I wouldn't kick a woman out of bed for having fuzzy legs but I admit I do enjoy the current trend of women being hairless below the eyelashes

Me too. But that is just my evil conditioning

(though maybe some fuzz on the arms, shaving or nairing one's arms is kind of freaky).

Time for another random anecdote of my America time - for some reason, people were convinced that girls in Germany wouldn't shave and one of the girls insisting on it had pretty harry arms (black hair, to boot) and it cost me considerable strength to not remark that the German girls don't only shave their lower extremities but also would not walk around with such fur on their upper ones. And I have to admit, I don't particular like pronounced black arm hair on girls. Yeah I don't want to invoke the impression I have some kind of consistent agenda, let alone that I'd stick to it. Just voicing thoughts and feelings.

It might show you don't give a damn about social convention. Like, "look at me, I'm such a man, I can preen like a girl & still get vagina"

Hm.. doesn't really seem plausible to me. I get the general idea - but colored nails? At best it looks to me like a simple attention-thing, just as those pickup-artists wearing weird clothing to stand out.

 

[Narz]

Me too. But that is just my evil conditioning

Yeah, probably. I do remember thinking pubes were kind of gross though when I was kid before going bare became a thing. Its nice to be able to see what you're doing (I was elaborate for the sake of the wee ones).

Hm.. doesn't really seem plausible to me. I get the general idea - but colored nails? At best it looks to me like a simple attention-thing, just as those pickup-artists wearing weird clothing to stand out.

A bit of cross-dressing can be hot. I really enjoy hot girls in loose cargo pants & male shirts (my own in particular ). An external display of masculinity simply adds contrast to the raging femininity underneath. My ex claims she feels like the same, for instance she likes Snoop Dogg's look despite his long braids (which she views as feminine). There's an official name for this phenomenon but I'm not much for remembering these things.

 

[Terxpahseyton]

Alright, I admit that makes an intriguing amount of sense.

 

[Commodore]

Eye shadow, hair dye, lipstick, nail polish.....

Weareth you any such affectations? I got some sweet plum polish on my left nails and a light aqua teal on my right. Hopefully the girls notice in my stats class tomorrow. They won't comment, of course.

I just learned eyeliner sometimes gets in your tearducts and into your nose and throat.

Only when I assume my feminine alter ego. You'd be surprised how liberating dressing in drag can be.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

A bit of cross-dressing can be hot. I really enjoy hot girls in loose cargo pants & male shirts (my own in particular ). An external display of masculinity simply adds contrast to the raging femininity underneath. My ex claims she feels like the same, for instance she likes Snoop Dogg's look despite his long braids (which she views as feminine). There's an official name for this phenomenon but I'm not much for remembering these things.

I'm going to have to find out the name for this, because I can't think of anything much better than finding my girlfriend in one of my hockey jerseys.

 

[Phrossack]

None, ever. No exceptions, no compromises. I don't much care for most affectations in women, either, and piercings disturb me.

 

[Zack]

No, but it's more because I'm lazy/cheap rather than some bizarre macho pride.

How about tooth whitening? Does that count?

It took a British guy to ask this?

 

[Narz]

None, ever. No exceptions, no compromises. I don't much care for most affectations in women, either, and piercings disturb me.

I'm not a fan of piercings either, why would you want to poke holes in your body with pins?

Ears, ok fine. Anywhere else, why?

 

[Terxpahseyton]

Well... in some places it is said to be heightening the experience. But I have difficulties to see it doing so in a desirable fashion. I think a small one in the nose or the far end of the eyebrow can be kind of cute. But in any sensitive parts likes tongue, nipple or worse.. I would need some really amazing feedback from people doing it do even consider it myself.

 

[Zack]

Hey, sex with a penis ring is way more interesting. Not better, but... interesting.

 

[Terxpahseyton]

The way a car wreck is more interesting than regular traffic?