Do you have a foot fetish?

[classical_hero]

Quelle domage.

Foreplay does seem to be a foreign word to most guys.

 

[The Last Conformist]

I notice if they're Vans or some other really cool shoe.

I tend to notice when women wear highheels, because they change how their asses move when they walk.

 

[The Last Conformist]

Foreplay does seem to be a foreign word to most guys.

Y'know, every English word is foreign to me.

 

[Tank_Guy#3]

Give me a minute to think about it...NO!!!!!

Foreplay=procrastination.

 

[classical_hero]

Being such a Simpsons fan, I had to include this bit about where Sideshow Bob rubs Selma's feet.

Sideshow Bob: [rubbing Selma's feet] [quietly] Soon I will kill you...
Selma: What?
Sideshow Bob: Son pied sent il beau. French for ``Her foot smells lovely.''
Selma: [calms down] Oh...
Sideshow Bob: [quietly] Prepare to be murdered...
Selma: Huh?
Sideshow Bob: /eh pah dee meh moo-doo/ That's Sanskrit for ``Your toes are like perfume.''
Selma: [calms down] Oh...
Sideshow Bob: [quietly] Voy a matar a Usted.
Selma: Wha?
Sideshow Bob: That's Spanish for... [quietly] I'm going to kill you...

 

[nonconformist]

Marcellus Wallace once threw someone out of a whindow for giving his wife a foot massage.

 

[Rambuchan]

6. INT. ELEVATOR - MORNING 6.

VINCENT
What'd he do, **** her?

JULES
No no no no no no no, nothin' that
bad.

VINCENT
Well what then?

JULES
He gave her a foot massage.

VINCENT
A foot massage?
​

Jules nods his head: "Yes."

VINCENT
That's all?​

Jules nods his head: "Yes."

VINCENT
What did Marsellus do?

JULES
Sent a couple of guys over to his
place. They took him out on the
patio of his apartment, threw his
ass over the balcony. ****** fell
four stories. They had this garden
at the bottom, enclosed in glass,
like one of them greenhouses --
****** fell through that. Since
then, he's kinda developed a speech
impediment.​

The elevator doors open, Jules and Vincent exit.

VINCENT
That's a damn shame.​

 

[nonconformist]

SOmeone got it, finally :shakehead

 

[feline_dacat]

I kinda have a foot phobia - I can't stand feet >_< people touching my feet is the absolute worst! I don't like other people's feet either... I think this is why I really like boots - they completely cover the damn things

Oh, and in answer to a previous post - if someone was to lick my feet it would be quickly followed with a squeal, a kick to the face and then maybe followed by a kick to the groin

 

[The Last Conformist]

Oh, and in answer to a previous post - if someone was to lick my feet it would be quickly followed with a squeal, a kick to the face and then maybe followed by a kick to the groin

Now that you've told us, I won't try and lick your feet before I've securely locked your legs in place.

 

[Rambuchan]

Dunno that sounds kinda fun.

 

[Mise]

Oh, and in answer to a previous post - if someone was to lick my feet it would be quickly followed with a squeal, a kick to the face and then maybe followed by a kick to the groin

You know I was tempted to try that out right now but I'd probably throw up afterwards

 

[SoCalian]

cause you got kicked in the balls?