Well, as some of you may already know, I do not like where I live. My short-term objective is to get out, and my long-term objective is to stay out.
First, I live in a small town about an hour outside of Minneapolis. It's a major hassle as it makes meeting friends and socializing in general very expensive. The town also has a disproportionately high poor white trash population; meth busts are common. Crime is actually pretty bad in town too, with lots of break-ins to cars and burglaries. Utility rates are higher here than in Minneapolis because of the town's massive debts. The town also sucks at snow removal, so driving around town is like Russian roulette with cars.
The greater Minneapolis-St. Paul area isn't much better. Downtown, save for the skyway network that is only open for a few hours on weekdays, is boring. Downtown St. Paul isn't much better, save for better parking and less crime. Traffic congestion is terrible and the proposed "solutions" by our metro overlords always result in more roads getting torn up.
The "positives" that people point out aren't really positive at all. Bike trails, for one. Do you know how cold it is in this city? Who in their right mind would want to ride a bicycle here? Also, cyclists are nuisances on city streets because they don't obey traffic laws; the entitlement mentality is rampant in smug bicycle-riding Minneapolitans.
Lots of theater and art? Couldn't care less. I got roped into going to some ridiculous art performance thing a few years ago. It cost $20 and we had to sit there for nearly an hour before this woman came out and started making these horrible screeching noises on some instrument. The one silver lining from that story is that I was never invited to another one again.
Good shopping? Maybe 20 years ago. All the malls and shopping areas have gone downhill since. That applies to downtown, too; there used to be a lot more down there years ago, but they've all been converted to offices since then.
No Japanese grocery store. Some other major metro areas don't have them either, but at least those areas are within driving distance of other areas. I knew a couple of people that made a trip to Chicago, a six-hour drive, just to go to the Mitsuwa grocery store.
Kiplinger's had a good line about Minneapolis: "Minneapolis is progressive and hip, but with a Midwestern sensibility." That's right. Do you know what that means? Taxes. While the taxes are bad enough on their own, the "Midwestern sensibility" is really paternalistic Puritanism. Don't expect to buy alcohol on Sundays, and don't expect to find it in grocery stores. For places that do have alcohol sales, you have to go in and out separate doors. Politics in Minnesota is backwards too: the DFL (local Democratic Party) does everything in its power to try and make Minnesota the highest-taxed state in the country, and the GOP offers only token resistance and is content to be the party of complaining about abortion and not enough people going to church.
Lastly, Minnesota is cold. It's cold for six months out of the year. When it isn't cold, it's humid and mosquito-riddled. It isn't just cold, though, it's bitter cold. It's lose-a-toe-to-hypothermia cold.
Whew! That was a lot.
Maybe Perfection will have some positive things to say.