Doughnuts

[Archbob]

There too much heresy in this world, all of you shall soon realize your mistake in worshipping the wrong donut!

 

[puglover]

I'm a doughnut-polytheist. All doughnuts are Great Doughnuts.



Except CHOCOLATE Doughnuts. They are EVIL! Anyone who preaches about the chocolate doughnut is an evil HERETIC!

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

Welcome to the most important theological debate this forum has ever had, Puglover!

When you say chocolate doughnuts, I assume you mean chocolate all the way thru, and I would agree. If you are talking about the doughnuts that consist of a chocolate shell around yellow cake, I have to disagree.

 

[Ancient Grudge]

chocolate covered doughnuts just the top he is lord of the miseley jam filled serf doughnuts and we humans all bow before him. The jam filkled doughnuts are our masters we pay homage to them and in turn pay homeage to him.

You are a rebel sultan you msut be punished

 

[CrazyScientist]

I was studying doughnuts at a doughnut shop today, and I came up with an idea that I think might explain their origin. Maybe all doughnuts do NOT arise from the one ultimate jelly doughnut! They started out from one monosaccharide, progressed from simple, through increasing complex carbohydrates, and then through thousands and thousands of years of descent with modification we have arrived at the wonderous and diverse bounty of pastries we know today.

 

[Ancient Grudge]

i bow before your mastery if such a long and hard journey off truth i shall pay homage to you but only if get chocolate covered doughnut allows it ( he is ofcoure a decent of the great jelly filled doughnut)

 

[Mikoyan]

Vanilla cream is my favourite. Though chocolate eclairs are great too.
Oh dear, now i want one.

 

[Archbob]

Your don't eat the Great doughnut, you worship it!

 

[puglover]

Sultan, you and me have the same views? Not that that's bad. Just do you totally agree with me?


I'm doing to make a map of the denominations of the doughnut.

 

[Ancient Grudge]

He eats doughnuts you will surely go to the burnt vat of tea and be scorched to the bone by the boiling tea

 

[Dynamic Cow]

doughnuts... is there anything they cant do? (just couldnt resist...)

 

[SunTzu]

I regret to inform you all that by reading this thread half of the brain cells i have just died and went out my ear...thank you lol

 

[Gastric ReFlux]

The master donut is the apple cider donut. End of debate.

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

Gastric reflux has just responded to a thread you are subscribed to entitled "Donuts".

@GR- Ren was looking for you awhile back, and for some reason thought you had changed your name to... me...

 

[Gastric ReFlux]

Strange. I was drawn back here when I realized a sudden urge to settle the donut question once and for all.

 

[Jeratain]

Originally posted by puglover
I love Krispy Kreme!

Me too

 

[Perfection]

Originally said by Stephen Hawkings in an episode of the simpsonsHomer, your theory of a donut shaped universe intrigues me

SEE even SCIENCE Backs up my claim that the universe resides on the Great Chocolate Donut. The Donut must not be filled because it would be un"hole"y. All fillings are equally evil and unpure and corrupt the Donut.

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

Hence the reason for your vaguely donut shaped avatar?

 

[Perfection]

Nope. Other reasons for that

 

[puglover]

The Doughnut Deites are fed up with your heresy!


DOOM ON YOU!