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Post weird dreams here. Don't try to be deep or artistic, just describe weird/crazy/funny dreams.

Last night I dreamt that there was a squirrel that lived in my throat that would eat anything I would try to swallow so that the food wouldn't get to my stomach, so I became malnourished and starving!
 
I dreamed that a huge nuclear bomb is droped on my head and my head explodes. Then Mika cames and starts singing to me "Relax". I give him a punch and yell "Bring me the Disco King!", and a donkey comes, and I get up.
 
Fifty said:
Post weird dreams here. Don't try to be deep or artistic, just describe weird/crazy/funny dreams.

Last night I dreamt that there was a squirrel that lived in my throat that would eat anything I would try to swallow so that the food wouldn't get to my stomach, so I became malnourished and starving!
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I had a dream tell me that the i was suppose to watch the raid system in near chicago at like 11am or so and on that day at around that time a train "crashed". Then on another few times i get this person or people in the dream tell me to write something down and i tell them "I did" and then they said "No your not because this is a dream". I have more then i want to know about the future dreams.
 
Actually you dream every night but usually you don't rememnber your dreams...
 
I'm in Oklahoma, ass-end of the earth in many regards. At a 7/11 of all things. I'm talking to the counter guys and drinking beer and they tell me about a texas hold'em game in the back for money. I decide I want in and buy a stack of chips.

I get into the back room wich is like six milk crates and a peice of ply-wood for the card table and a few boxes of chips. High class. What really suprised me was the fact that the only guy sitting at a table was...

Osama Bin Laden. Doing bumps of Cocaine from his pinky finger and shuffleing a deck of cards with one hand. Talking some serious . .. .. .. . to me too! He was like ghetto about it to, useing american slang and making fun of my sneekers and jacket. Said my shirt looked like a " tight tablecloth "

Bronx being Bronx, I start talking . .. .. .. . back to him, telling him " Coffee breaks over, pump my gas " and the usual banter. I sid down and he deals me in. I don't know if it's true or not but apprently my subconcious thinks Osama can play some serious poker cause he was schooling me with tripple kings and stright flushes. Then he makes a mistake.

Somehow five aces end up on the table :mad:

So I shot him, right between the eyes. Don't ask me, it was a dream.
 
I had a dream where I had a mission to fight a Nazi scientist who was mutating crabs for military purposes.

I had just watched the Matrix.
 
I once had a really weird dream. I was on a a dark floor in a totally featureless black room. Having sex with a well tanned girl with culy black hair. She looked about 20...
Well, that was the normal part... The weird part was that ther were lots of people with clipboards wearing white coats taking notes while they watched us:mischief:
 
A while ago, I dreamed I was delivering a large piano to Benmont Tench (pianist of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers). It was on wheels, and I was pushing it down the street. Suddenly, it started going down a hill. And I was chasing it. And it crashed into a brick wall, and smashed up. And Benmont appeared, and looked at it. And he went "This is a synthesizer!" and was happy that it was broken. (He doesn't like synthesizers.)

In case you were wondering what he looks like...
Spoiler :
benmontie5.jpg
 
nc-1701 said:
I once had a really weird dream. I was on a a dark floor in a totally featureless black room. Having sex with a well tanned girl with culy black hair. She looked about 20...
Well, that was the normal part... The weird part was that ther were lots of people with clipboards wearing white coats taking notes while they watched us:mischief:
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that's not a dream, you were kidnaped by porn-loving aliens :scan:
 
I had a dream once that I was on vacation with my family, when I was sucked up into a wormhole and teleported onto an ant planet. I was an ant too, all of a sudden, and I somehow figured out that my entire family was captured by the ants.. so I tried to rescue them.

I ended up floating down a river of milk. There were strange looking candles on either side of the river.. I really wanted to get high, for some reason, so I started inhaling the smoke from the candles. They didn't get me high, though.. and the milk river suddenly ended, and I was at a hut. My family was inside the hut, but it turns out that the candles were poisonous, so I died.
 
Most of mine have no rhyme or reason. One minute I'm doing one thing, the next, I'm doing another with some random connection carrying over between the two (a person, item, etc). Then I seem to bounce between the two.

I also have many repeat dreams, and I have had many come true.
 
MjM said:
I had a dream. That one day, little black kids and little white kids could play together in harmony. Then a horde of mexican kids came and trampled them.
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damn those mexicans!
 
I had a dream where I was making out with a girl who was a hottie.
 
I dreamt that I was in the Godfather's house. And I asked his wife to take me to his brother, who was directing a movie so that I could get a part. His brother wasn't there. So we went to a school(that looked a lot like my elementary school) and went in the office and some other people had come to see him. They were sitting at a round table in a room surrounded by glass walls and out of nowhere he just starts shooting random people in the head. Then I ran.

I just had this dream and it was so vivid, which is odd for me. Another odd thing is that I only dream on weekends.
 
I've had a recurring dream where my father and I were part of a secret spy organization.
 
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