Book Budda
Industrial Athelete
"Hey guys I don't think I'm a U.S. citizen because I was born in Ohio"
She was absolutely serious
She was absolutely serious
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eastsidebagel
Deity
The amount of falseness in this qoute just makes me shutter!
Sharwood
Rich, doctor nephew
Was she running for President?
"It says marquee on the wrestling." - Arn Anderson, causing Ric Flair to lose it in the background for the rest of the segment.
Book Budda
Industrial Athelete
No seriously, she was in 5th grade and we were talking about citizenship in the nation when she asked that question, and of course after that she became trailer trash, got pregnant at 16 and got married at 16.
eastsidebagel
Deity
Now it awwwllll makes sense...
SPEAKING of Ohio, when my lacrosse team was traveling to Cincinnati for a tournament, a teammate of mine, clearly concerned, comes up to my coach and tells him "Mr. Santulli, I don't think I'll be able to go to the tournament because I don't have a passport" I nearly bust a gut laughing.
Sharwood
Rich, doctor nephew
I've had plenty of people ask if they can use US dollars in Alaska and Hawaii. What's funniest about that is that they're asking me, the guy that's never once left Australia in his life.
Firestorm94
zuh?
dumb girl giving presentation in History
Indira Gandhi was born in India which is right here *points to Argentina*
oops, I mean here *points at another spot on the map*
me to a friend sitting next to me: that's Madagascar, dumbass...
people who don't know where countries like India are should learn to look at a world map for once.
Indira Gandhi was born in India which is right here *points to Argentina*
oops, I mean here *points at another spot on the map*
me to a friend sitting next to me: that's Madagascar, dumbass...
people who don't know where countries like India are should learn to look at a world map for once.
Sharwood
Rich, doctor nephew
Well, in her defence it's easy to miss, all tucked away down there.dumb girl giving presentation in History
Indira Gandhi was born in India which is right here *points to Argentina*
oops, I mean here *points at another spot on the map*
me to a friend sitting next to me: that's Madagascar, dumbass...
people who don't know where countries like India are should learn to look at a world map for once.
Sharwood
Rich, doctor nephew
Actually, the prevalent view right now is that many were a kind of animal that no longer exists, as they were warm-blooded, whereas reptiles are not. Some were obviously cold-blooded, like the Stegosaurus, but others would almost have to be warm-blooded, or they couldn't have survived.
Also, today at uni: "Where's Uzbekistan, anyway?"
Doesn't seem so bad, until you consider the fact that we've been doing a project on this country for the past 6 weeks, and there's a map included.
salty mud
Deity
"Where's Africa?"
Today in Geography.
Today in Geography.
Mirc
Not mIRC!!!
Geography related... I've heard that Belarus is in Russia so many times that it's just not funny any more, so I won't say it. So here's one from today:
"Isn't European Turkey also in Asia?"
(also = like the other parts of Turkey, which were mentioned before. Sorry, it's kinda hard to translate the exact tone of the sentence)
"Isn't European Turkey also in Asia?"
(also = like the other parts of Turkey, which were mentioned before. Sorry, it's kinda hard to translate the exact tone of the sentence)
DroopyTofu
Double Bass Double Bass
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It's near Russia and Alaska, duh!
