DwarfNES III: 99 Barrels of Beer

[Luckymoose]

Because I can't make this up. This is who Josef worships.

 

[Luckymoose]

We now have over 80 dwarfs, sieges will come soon I fear, so to will megabeasts. We got our first noble, the Dungeon Master, who wants him?

 

[IronMan2055]

I'll take him, even though I don't know what he does.

 

[Luckymoose]

I'll take him, even though I don't know what he does.

You're already somebody. The Dungeon Master can tame any beast.

 

[JosefStalinator]

Because I can't make this up. This is who Josef worships.

. God damn it. My dwarf should be Insane Panda.

@ Gelion I'm using these guides for help:

http://www.dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Your_first_fortress
http://www.dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Indecisive's_illustrated_fortress_mode_tutorial

 

[Gelion]

. God damn it. My dwarf should be Insane Panda.

@ Gelion I'm using these guides for help:

http://www.dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Your_first_fortress
http://www.dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Indecisive's_illustrated_fortress_mode_tutorial

Awesome! Je vous remercie

 

[Luckymoose]

http://mkv25.net/dfma/map-2381-craftmighty

Another year and check out whats been added.

 

[TerrisH]

I'll take the dungeon master. sorry if I was rude earlier. I was in a middle of kanes wrath, and your PM dropped me out of a middle of a battle. thank god for the auto-pause.

Threim shall be the DM's name.

and what is thay yellow thing outside on the top layer. a catapult? a shrine?

 

[Luckymoose]

I'll take the dungeon master. sorry if I was rude earlier. I was in a middle of kanes wrath, and your PM dropped me out of a middle of a battle. thank god for the auto-pause.

Threim shall be the DM's name.

and what is thay yellow thing outside on the top layer. a catapult? a shrine?

Catapult is what it is.

 

[Daftpanzer]

@Lucky, this is looking great. May I also have a dwarf named after me please?

I don't want to be 'Dungeon Master' but I would like to be outside alot, doing nice things, maybe healing sick animals or something like that

 

[JosefStalinator]

Wow, now everyone's on board. Not to hijack your thread moose, but I though I'd share a hilarious/terrifying thing that happened in my game. I have no idea what it means.

Spoiler :

http://img441.imageshack.us/my.php?image=goddamnbatmanwu1.png

He was the God Damned Batman

EDIT: Huh, image tags aren't working... poop.

 

[Abaddon]

Who killed Batman!?!?!

 

[e350tb]

Can I be a hunter?

 

[Luckymoose]

@Lucky, this is looking great. May I also have a dwarf named after me please?

I don't want to be 'Dungeon Master' but I would like to be outside alot, doing nice things, maybe healing sick animals or something like that

I have many positions avaiible. I will find something. We do have 83 some odd Dwarfs. The last time I had this many Dwarfs my FPS was 5, this time with the new version my FPS is 100.

Can I be a hunter?

You are already a miner.

 

[Abaddon]

What profeshions do you need covering?

 

[Sparrow55]

Btw, just got that idea. Put a list of dead NESers on the front page.

Also you may do that to champions and other remarkable dwarfs.

 

[Luckymoose]

What profeshions do you need covering?

I made you into another animal trainer. Abaddon II.

Btw, just got that idea. Put a list of dead NESers on the front page.

Done.

 

[Sparrow55]

Yay! Also which military dwarf I am? Axe, mace, sword?

 

[Luckymoose]

Yay! Also which military dwarf I am? Axe, mace, sword?

You are one of two champions, legendary wrestler, highly skilled armor and shield user and currently training with an iron mace.

 

[Luckymoose]

2 of the 4 marksdwarves training at the range. The leader is Thlayli.