Official Statement of the Government of the Russian Federation
Dear Fellow Russians! And also People of the good will all around the World!
As you all know since the October of 2010 there was a local armed conflict between China and her break away vassal Iran. Russia was always concerned about the violence in the middle East in the country that lays in close proximity to the Russia and has strong economic ties with our superpower. However we always treated this conflict as an internal affair of China and Iran, much like one would treat family feud between the Patriarch of the House and his prodigal son. Russia even allowed troops of the older Chinese son -- North Korea that is -- to freely pass through Russian controlled territory and restore the order.
While Iranian troops were making very stupid dash to Chinese borders back in March 2011 Shia Iran was backstabed and attacked by brand new Sunni Muslim Confederation. Sunni propaganda claimed that they are there just to replace the oppressive dictator. Alas, the indifferent World leaders were not shocked by this unprovoked aggression, everybody failed to realize that
full scale sectarian war broke out in the Middle East! Long nurtured hatred of Sunnis against Shia "heretics" seized the good opportunity and invaded Iran. According to
Le Figaro, on June 5, 2010,
King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia told Hervé Morin, the Defense Minister of France that: "There are two countries in the world that do not deserve to exist: Iran and Israel". And this is exactly what we see in front of our eyes -- Iran may not exist anymore after this Month of May!
Russia was trying to restore peace via UNSC, but our words fell in the deaf ears. EU leaders did not wanted to start a war to stop the war. How prudent .. or is it so? European leaders probably forgot how this same sentiment was working with Hitler back in 1938. They let him to have Czechs hoping to avoid war. After 1938 came 1939! Remember? Oh Europeans! I bet they did not even notice how Islam was spread in Hungary without much noise! Next thing you know -- Sunnis will form Caliphate and will claim every city with Islam as Dar al Islam! Up to this day we don't even know the name of the TRUE leader of Sunni Confederacy. It might be Osama bin Laden himself! Hitler of our modern times! Russian intelligence is working to prove this suspicion to the rest of the World, but meanwhile we got Islamic terrorists in our own backyard:
Just wait and see those guys striking in your cities. As you can see people in Iran were just minding their business, playing Civilization like the rest of us and yet they were attacked much like this Terrorist was trying to attack peaceful Omsk -- without a provocation, without a just cause, only because Sunnis think they can! Well, they can't. Not on our watch. They claim being nice to Iranians, but just look at Tehran back in
February 2011. It used to be size 16, now it is size 14 for crying out loud! Do not believe Confederacy propaganda, Sunnis just killing Shias, it is THAT simple!
Yesterday we got a hearbreaking appeal from democratically elected leader of the Shia Nation:
Well... Our hearts are not made of Stone! Russia does not start war to end war, she extends protection to poor Shias, but it automatically triggers a war with China and Sunnis. Well, we offer them PEACE. Pull your troops back to where they came from -- Russian Tanks will not kill a single person. All we did this turn is destroyed one Oil Well in Arabia to indicate the seriousness of our intentions:
Nobody was killed by Russians. We want to keep it that way. PBEM allows cease fire the very same turn war has started so we offer to use this opportunity. Stop the fighting now, leave the Iran, offer Iranian cities to China and offer us a cease fire! We will accept it.