First of all -- welcome back

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We all are just a few conservative innocent world leaders here
Unfortunately, interests of the war prohibit us from extensive coverage of operations of Russian Army. Let's just summarize that Muslims are utterly, irreversibly, irrevocably, completely, totally, absolutely defeated. Since the Month of May thanks ONLY to Russian valor Confederacy lost 37 Armored units and 34 Infantry units, plus 5 Air-force squadrons. The total Muslim loses, counting those who died invading Iran and Afghanistan, those who were killed by Chinese and North Korean forces, must be much, much higher. The first Assault Army led by Osama bin Laden aiming for the last Iranian city Kerman was destroyed last month, with the loss of 3 Russian Infantry divisions. City-defender-promoted Army of General Sargon was caught right next to Ahvaz (which they were heading to defend) and was butchered down to the
last man. Russian losses: zero, nil, niht, nada, ноль, 0. General Sargon himself was brutally killed as depicted at this magnificent picture, very vividly symbolizing the outstanding triumph of Russians and absolutely hopeless situation of Muslims:
Russia proudly announces that not a single Sunni Invader is left alive on the ancient Iranian soil. Much suffered city of Ahvaz, the last Confederacy possession in Iran, was liberated again, this time for good. It is very symbolic that the only building that was spared the destruction of modern warfare was the House of Justice -- famous courthouse of Ahvaz:
After the annihilation of Saudi Army amazed President Ahmadinejad finally agreed to accept back his former capital (I kid you not, this option became available only after the destruction of invaders, you always learn something new with BTS

). Russian liberators, true to their name and essence, handed the city back to its rightful owner:
Finally some news of hope and restoration from domestic front. American benefactors can clearly see their money at work in the devasted city of Vladivostok, former jewel of Russian Far East:
With all the rhetoric put aside Russian message to the new leader of Muslim Confederacy is simple: the war is lost, almost no units left to withstand any significant siege of any Saudi or Pakistani city, not even the most Holy Muslim city Mecca stands a slightest of chances. Russian meat-grinder works like a mean lean experience cracking machine, any resistance is absolutely futile. We already got our third General

! However consider this -- no Arab civilian was harmed so far, no city of yours suffered the fate of Tehran, Ahvaz, Kabul, Port Morsbi or Vladivostok. But sure as 70 virgins the war is coming to Arabian and Pakistani soil at last. Take a deep breath, swallow your pride, accept your defeat like a man and capitulate unconditionally. Graceful allies will then decide the price of peace.
Dixi!