Catharsis
The CFC moderators' Christmas party just turned ugly.
Love
Izipo
Mickael Jackson had a very bad Christmas this year when all the CFC Mods came back to haunt him.
Mise
CivCube
Robert escaped the hammering mob, but was forced to realize his cyclical discontent with giant leaves and himself; alas, the fool truly was in his own hell.
CCRunner
Kan' Sharuminar
"Do not welcome the bicycle lovers, for they are sinful and shall suffer the eternal torments of Hell!"
Bigfoot3814
azzaman333
The priest of the Groble cult has banned cycling, causing tears of sadness from those with bikes.
Rheinmetall
rhawn
The Cardinal of St. Grobel's Cathedral says "No bike riding on the side walk." This causes John Malkovich and Lance Armstrong to burst into tears.
Stylesrj
Tasslehoff
The bikers were heartbroken when the Holy Giant Bird of St. Grobel informed them of the rules.
Perfection (gets points for accurate filenaming)
Chandrasekhar
Saint Poultry forbids daring stunts despite spandex hooligans' tearful protests.
Tycoon101
mythmonster2
The angel of turkeys points at a sign saying that bodybuilders with long hair are not allowed to drive, while the high winds make a dude with glasses and long hair cry.
LightFang
Heretic_Cata
A b00b-less girl with glasses, standing in a desert where driving is not allowed, is crying as she sees the wind heading toward a holy turkey in the sky who just pooped itself.
Frozen in Ice (you win the Excessive Whitespace Award)
Charles Li
"Holy turkey bashed my car for sinning! No cars allowed Waaaa!!" - sAID THE hIPPE.
Icekommander
sepamu92
Hippies whine as the Spiny Blob learns the secret of levitation.
So, to summarise:
original caption said:
The CFC moderators' Christmas party just turned ugly.
final caption said:
Hippies whine as the Spiny Blob learns the secret of levitation.
Lovely work.

Although one small point of contention: Grobel the Virtuous was a good man, but he was never canonised.
EDIT: oh my goodness I just noticed: Frozen In Ice reproduced every part of LightFang's picture in pretty much exactly the same place. One of you is totally a duplicate login of the other admit it.
