Emergency!!

[Red Door]

Personelly, I would never post any kind of emergency and get help from you guys.

 

[ChrTh]

Personelly, I would never post any kind of emergency and get help from you guys.

Oh, I would. I just wouldn't expect any help. I'd expect a totally joking thread.

Of course, that's probably what I'd be aiming for anyway

 

[usarmy18]

Help! Help! My Peckers Stuck In A Blender!!!

Aaaaaaagggghhhh!!!!

 

[Godwynn]

Oh, I would. I just wouldn't expect any help. I'd expect a totally joking thread.

Of course, that's probably what I'd be aiming for anyway

I don't plan on openning a thread asking what I should do with the body in my trunk. You guys would get me caught.

 

[Lambert Simnel]

Then here's your chance to correct that and act w/ intelligence and maturity and admit your mistake.

I'm certainly not gonna help you try and cover up borderline child abuse.

Well said Shane. The OP appears to be an immature and dangerous brat, far worse that the kid he's burned.

The kid was 5, that's his excuse for being immature and annoying, Commie #4522 - you, on the other hand, are probably taking money for this, betraying the trust of both his parents and yours, and have no excuse for your behaviour, particularly the lying about it afterwards.

You're sick and contemptible.

 

[nonconformist]

If you shoot him through the kneecaps, it wll look like part of a ritual Mafia mutilation.

 

[Truronian]

Help! Help! My Peckers Stuck In A Blender!!!

Aaaaaaagggghhhh!!!!

My suggestion is to bin that particular smoothie...

 

[TheDervish]

Tell him that life is not real, and that you're all in a Star Trek style Holodeck on a Star Wars style ship, and he'll be let out of the holodeck once he comes of age, and can stick 3 steaming hot hot pockets in his mouth without screaming.

 

[tomsnowman123]

Tell him that he can now sue the makers of Hot Pocket's, becuase they have created a product which can cause bodily harm because of extreme temperature.

 

[downtown]

what the hell is wrong with you? You burned a little kid with a hot pocket!!!

Didnt you say this kid was like, 5? Please don't make kids. Actually, judging from your interactions with girls, I dont think thats going to be a major issue in the future

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

If you shoot him through the kneecaps, it wll look like part of a ritual Mafia mutilation.

make the kid an offer he cant refuse...