UPDATE 1 A.Y. 131
Grog smash! -warcry of the horde that invaded Roddyna
All across this new world, humans are beginning to take destiny into their own hands. But with nationhood comes responsibility, and a people to be defended. As people start looking to their leaders, war arrives.
Roddyna, land of machines, preserver of technological sophistication, is attacked by large, brutish, green-skinned orcs without the patience for tools more advanced than clubs and axes. Like a caricature of all that is primitive, they assault New Moscow.
Czar Roddy is swift to muster a militia and drive back the orcs. Hunting them down ruthlessly, he wins a great deal of followers, and many of the settlements in the nearby region accept him as leader.
(-300 infantry)
Black, nauseating winds blow in over Arkopolis after the death of their King. Leering faces start to haunt the population, and finally creatures of air and darkness materialize in the streets, cutting people down while they laugh.
But Queen Galenna takes personal command of both the army and the mages, and scours the streets, driving out ever last one of the abominations.
(-100 infantry, -1000 population)
The Pantheon of Olympus, becoming gradually more powerful as more and more people believe in them, order their people to claim the surrounding lands. The very ground resists them, rising up in waves of dirt and golems, so the Titans are sent to patrol the new regions and quite literally stamp out any opposition.
(-2 Titans)
Northern barbarians once again assault the Blood Elves. They seem to have gained strength during their rest, so military takes some casualties driving them off... for now.
(-300 infantry)
The Church also has its troubles. Red, horned, fork-tailed, fire-breathing creatures begin challenging their authority, torturing those who try to be loyal to the Church. The newly formed order of Holy Knights marches forth to do battle with them, providing a glorious example of the might of the Church to the common men.
(-2 Holy Knights)
The Techno Union is assaulted by humanoid figures of mud, stone and wood. Whenever they are killed, they crumble, releasing a noxious cloud of dust.
(-200 infantry, +1 bored mod who's tired of writing long descriptions)
Shining white metal men, reminiscent of the golems that allegedly served the Ancestors, start attacking New Illryia. What weapons the New Illryian army has are rather ineffective, so the Phantom Warriors are the only ones who can deal with the problem.
(-3 Phantom Warriors)
Dragons attack Seleucia, carrying off maidens and old men alike. The government is unable to deal with the threat effectively, as the small army they assembled for defense can do nothing, and no coherent force of sorcerers has been organized yet.
(-1000 population)
The Cammane City-States face a rather different enemy, an unknown one. They have been spreading a mysterious plague through the river, a plague that only affects the Things That Should Not Be. All are showing signs of sickness, some have degenerated into lumps of soggy biomass. Some citizens report sighting mermen in the river, but the Bursar always said things like that. (TGIL will get this one

)
(-3 TTSNBs)
Political intrigue among the different houses of Telvanni turns into open fighting in the streets as a wave of blood lust spreads among the private armies that each house maintains. No one knows quite where to turn to find the source of this.
(-100 infantry)
Spies are sneaking into the magic laboratories in the House of Leonhard and disrupting the objects that demons are bound to...
(-3 Beholders)
Storms blow up on the coast of Bersia. But these are no ordinary storms. Every hour or so a wave breaks loose, rolls up the beach, and begins stalking into the capital to wreak havoc. The pyromancers are able to evaporate these elementals after a while, but they are too few to be everywhere at once and so there are several casualties.
(-200 infantry, -1000 population)
And finally, in the far northeast, Lady Gorie has set herself up as ruler of the nation named Rolangaregorol. Her people accept her as leader at first, but begin to grumble and consider rebellion when she throws fits of paranoia and commands that the hitherto unheard-of city of Gtchkcthalaranjaregnarolrafanga shall be their capital city.
(-1 culture)
Story bonuses:
Silver Steak +1000 infantry
RoddyVR +1 culture
TerrisH +1 Science
Diplomacy:
From New Rome
To Telvanni
We will conquer this new world, and none shall stand in our way. Why don't you become our vassal?
From local settlements
To Roddyna
Have you preserved any of the Ancestors' works? :hopeful:
From Furey's Dominion
To Roddyna
We seek a meeting with you to negotiate borders for our respective holdings. Our proposal is a line between the ends of all the rivers of this continent, extending as last drawn towards the coasts.
From local settlements
To Olympus
Surely there are no gods on top of that mountain. Let us go up there and see for ourselves.
From local settlements
To The Church of Warman
Protect us from these monsters!
Mappo in next post, whoever posteth between the update and the mappo shall receive meteors from the sky.
EDIT: Problems uploading el mappo, whoever posteth between the update and the mappo shall STILL receive meteors from the sky. In the meantime I will update stats.
Next update is probably on Saturday. If you're all as good as sending orders as you were now, it may come on Friday. If I have problems, it may be delayed until Sunday, but don't think you can get away with late orders for that reason.