Fortress IOT: a shameless ripoff

[Double A]

Oh right, expedition leader election. Do that.

feel giant sponges

um no

 

[Mosher]

I nominate myself for expedition leader.

 

[Ailedhoo]

Oh right, expedition leader election. Do that.



um no

I meant fear: how the heck did I go feel?

I nominate myself for expedition leader.

The hunter challanges you for the position!

Join me and we can settle for a great production plan, plus a wonderful booze plan.

 

[Double A]

Oh god no one has Appraiser.

This is gonna be fun.

 

[Ailedhoo]

Oh god no one has Appraiser.

This is gonna be fun.

On the plus side we can use my crossbow skills to hunt elves!

Also: make me leader and I will see to it we are all adopted by cats!

 

[Arrow Gamer]

I vote for Mosher.

 

[Omega124]

I vote for Urist McCarpenter

 

[Double A]

Votes
Mosher Khurpal (Mosher) - 3
Urist McCarpenter (Robert) - 1
everyone else - 0

 

[Ailedhoo]

Edir Meydes promishes booze for all, industrial development, great mining, the construction of a fortress with a massive moat defense system to ward off invaders, peaceful relations with humans, a referedum on whether to declare war on elves or not, a dwarf for every cat, a bed for every dwarf, a fetal wound for every goblin, promotion of recording our histories and a medical centre being the first rooms the fortress will have.

 

[Mosher]

Mosher Khurpal promises simple, efficient, and competent leadership.

I'll avoid making unrealistic promises like my opponent and deal with issues as they come.

 

[Ailedhoo]

Mosher Khurpal promises simple, efficient, and competent leadership.

I'll avoid making unrealistic promises like my opponent and deal with issues as they come.

Booze is vital for the dwarfs' survival and your statement of not making "unrealistic promises" seems to focus on attacking your opposition instead of leading: clearly a sign of inefficient leadership.

We will need to make a plan, less we come across cave spiders unprepared or be armless when the goblins decide to seig us. We need a plan, a high willed populace (so we can defend ourselves), cats and booze.

 

[Mosher]

Booze is vital for the dwarfs' survival and your statement of not making "unrealistic promises" seems to focus on attacking your opposition instead of leading: clearly a sign of inefficient leadership.

We will need to make a plan, less we come across cave spiders unprepared or be armless when the goblins decide to seig us. We need a plan, a high willed populace (so we can defend ourselves), cats and booze.

The more a dwarf speaks about the positives of his character, the more you know he is lacking.

 

[Double A]

If a dwarf is sober for an entire year it will literally go insane.

 

[Ailedhoo]

The more a dwarf speaks about the positives of his character, the more you know he is lacking.

Says the one who does not tell us what vision he has install! You only talk about your opposition, not about yourselve baring generic claiments that do not tell us about your rule! For instance: what is your policy on elves?

If a dwarf is sober for an entire year it will literally go insane.

That is the central focus of my leadership, should I get elected!

 

[Red_Spy]

Mosher for leader.

 

[Double A]

One more vote and Mosher's leader.

 

[Ailedhoo]

If Mosher does get leadership I will continue my days as a hunter and hope that I get the booze that all dwarfs must have, less they end up berserk.

I will take humility if defeated in this election! I can always compete when we evolve into mayorship... if we survive long enough.

 

[Mosher]

Says the one who does not tell us what vision he has install! You only talk about your opposition, not about yourselve baring generic claiments that do not tell us about your rule! For instance: what is your policy on elves?

There are no elves nearby, and we have no diplomatic history with elves. There is no need to see any other non-hostile civilization as anything except trading partners.

This falls under "solve problems as they come along."

 

[Double A]

While not friendly with the elves, you aren't at war with them either.

This may or may not change depending on how many trees you cut and caravans you drown.

 

[Robert Can't]

I am flattered that people are voting for me even though I never said I was running...