Funniest Thing the Computer has Said?
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Originally posted by Beanzy
I was at war with the Japanese, and they had only one city left. I decided to try and make peace just to see what they'd give me. I said to them "My troops approach your cities... etc." and they replied "War! Huh -- Good god, ya'll! What is is good for? Absolutely nothing! I'd be happy to make peace with you."
I got the same thing too
Tom|420
Warlord
grahamiam
In debt to Mr. Geisel
I got this from Korea in GoTM 26 in early December. 
I had just finish capturing the 6th Korean city (they had 10 when the war started) and was about to make a peace deal to extract the last remaining techs of the AA.
FYI, Korea is dark purple (at the top of the left landmass) and I am light blue.
I had just finish capturing the 6th Korean city (they had 10 when the war started) and was about to make a peace deal to extract the last remaining techs of the AA.
FYI, Korea is dark purple (at the top of the left landmass) and I am light blue.
CIVPhilzilla
Reagan Republican
Queen Isabella of the Spaniards. Saying you can kiss my royal...
Lemme try to find the screen shot.
Lemme try to find the screen shot.
benjamin28
Warlord
I believe that Mao, with his cheap-poetry commentaries is the best in quotes.
Sorry, I have the Spanish version and I don't know how it is in English, but is something like that:
"Trying to (I don't remeber what) is futile: you only get insolation and sand in your slips".
Sorry, I have the Spanish version and I don't know how it is in English, but is something like that:
"Trying to (I don't remeber what) is futile: you only get insolation and sand in your slips".
Gladinia
Well, who else
LOL LOL LOL!!!
GHOST9
Transformed
Does anybody else think it is interesting that when you change world maps, they say, "I'll show you mine if you show me yours?"
Also, Make any AI Furious and they say funny stuff.
Also, Make any AI Furious and they say funny stuff.
benjamin28
Warlord
Now I remember:
Mao: "Lending you money is the same than throwing sand in the sea: the only thing you get is insolation and sand in the slips"
And: "Is written that someone who is not invited is like an ant in a picnic... What is your army doing near (Beijing)"
I believe Mao should improve his poetry.
Mao: "Lending you money is the same than throwing sand in the sea: the only thing you get is insolation and sand in the slips"
And: "Is written that someone who is not invited is like an ant in a picnic... What is your army doing near (Beijing)"
I believe Mao should improve his poetry.
Soulreaver
Warlord
Isabella "I am Isabella king of spain"....... what!? your a queen
trumpeteer
Player of Trumpet
Originally posted by grahamiam
I got this from Korea in GoTM 26 in early December.
I had just finish capturing the 6th Korean city (they had 10 when the war started) and was about to make a peace deal to extract the last remaining techs of the AA.
FYI, Korea is dark purple (at the top of the left landmass) and I am light blue.
Nice. That's the greatest paint document you've ever edited.
Point13
Like a ton of bricks!
personally i love the phrase
"The Aztec horsmen thrist for blood! Give us what we want or be trampled beneath our hooves" something like that
in the modern age!!!!
also on page 10 i see an errr lovely foreign advisor... POINT ME TO IT!
"The Aztec horsmen thrist for blood! Give us what we want or be trampled beneath our hooves" something like that
in the modern age!!!!
also on page 10 i see an errr lovely foreign advisor... POINT ME TO IT!
Point13
Like a ton of bricks!
also, 3 words "increase your medication"
I LOVE THAT
I LOVE THAT
barbslinger
Gun blast'n shot drinker
I get a kick when some backwards civ with 2 cities wants to give me his worldmap for my worldmap and a tech! What is he thinking, that I'll accidentally hit O.K.
Also when I threatened Abe one time he said I was all hat and no horses.
Also when I threatened Abe one time he said I was all hat and no horses.
Point13
Like a ton of bricks!
everybody wants tech for map... grrr...
and when Smoke Jaguar says (i was Spain in this case)
Isabella, it is nice to see your light grace my temple. What shall we discuss today my brother?
and when Smoke Jaguar says (i was Spain in this case)
Isabella, it is nice to see your light grace my temple. What shall we discuss today my brother?
saintly_saint
Regent
Dealing with you is like shoveling in the sand, all you get for your trouble is a bad sunburn and sand in your shorts
to quote someone i've learned quite a lot from
-Chairman Mao
to quote someone i've learned quite a lot from
-Chairman Mao
PresidentRansom
Chieftain
No one else seems to have ever gtten this one, which I thought was really funny: it was from Elizabeth (in Monarchy) after I (in Democracy) apologized for some goof (having troops in her territory, I think). She said something along the lines of "Yes, well, that's what you get for making choosing a leader a popularity contest."
