Funniest Thing the Computer has Said?

[Overlag]

Originally posted by PresidentRansom
No one else seems to have ever gtten this one, which I thought was really funny: it was from Elizabeth (in Monarchy) after I (in Democracy) apologized for some goof (having troops in her territory, I think). She said something along the lines of "Yes, well, that's what you get for making choosing a leader a popularity contest."

lol

 

[das]

LOL, president, how true!

By the way, here's one:

After finishing a long and a bloody war with the Egyptians and the Iroquois, with several naval battles near Carthage, I decided to speak with Hannibal, and he said approximately this:

"What say you, Ceaser? Is there a war going on somewhere I've been not made aware of?"

 

[Pook]

In Middle Ages scenario, Lothair of Burgundy (played by Lincoln) to the English after I refused a tribute demand:
"That's not a wise move, Matilda. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go finish my painting of last night's dinner before my paints dry."

 

[DragonRunner]

Shaka of the Zulu will refrain from scouring the world of your filth- when I'm in the middle ages getting musketmen, and he's still in the AA. Cracks me up every time.

 

[Point13]

Isabella also said- Hannibal, is that a Carthage hobo near Madrid?

 

[General Brown]

I'm surprised no one's brought up what they say if you ask for a Right of Passage after you double-cross them. "I'll give you a right of passage--to hell! I remember the last time we had such an agreement....".
QUOTE]

Yes, I've had that one!

 

[Cuivienen]

Courtesy Brennus: "When the drink is in, the sense is out, Theodora! I will return when you are sober."

And Lincoln: "A herd of Byzantine swine have been spotted rooting among the garbage near Seattle. Why?"

 

[DragonRunner]

America when I asked for a loan of gold-
"Sorry, but we're poorer than a drunken blind man in a crooked poker game."
Also, whenever I contact Hannibal, he says something along the lines of- there's nothing to gain by staying in the status quo! Fight the Power! or something like that.

 

[Hirachi Dinavo]

Once Persia offered me Military Tradition for 1 Gold.

 

[Naked Paladin]

Funny Russian

 

[das]

I think it was already posted, but Mao said:

"I'd rather eat dung than agree to such an offer!"

 

[LLXerxes]

Probably been posted but...
I politly asked him to move from our territory. His response:
"OK Theodora. We shall move our naked hordes at once!"

 

[Cuivienen]

Here we are! It's really just a left-over from the Hittites, as that was the base Civ for the Abbasids in the Middle Ages Conquest. Nonetheless, these Muslims are polytheistic!

 

[jbfballrb]

on a napoleonic conquest, i have been told "my, you really ARE cranky today! you're on decaf now, or something like that.
also:"three words: increase your medication" i liked those.

 

[ByzantineGreek]

Empress Theodora is always calling you a barbarian after you have troops in her territory and you must move them out...

"Wonderful! I'm glad that you barbar-, i mean friends seem to have reached a compromise!"

 

[MjM]

Ont time they offered they're world map for mine and said "Ill show you mine if you show me yours".

 

[LLXerxes]

Already posted, but... just to increase my postcount. mischief: )

"Theodora, the troops bumbling about near tripoli are stealing chickens and are annoying our women. Remove them, please."

 

[The Omega]

One time, when I was threatening the Koreans, trying to get them to declare war on me "It is clear that greed inspires you now! What happened to the Catherine we knew and lover?" He looked so sad..after crushing his empire in the war, I made sure to give him about 3 gold to compensate for damages.

 

[mhcarver]

I once saw a picture on this site, I think the person who took the picture was playing as germany and had troops crossing into Romes borders, Caesar said "Bismarck your troops befoul are lands give them a bath or something

 

[T-Money]

I don't know if anyone did this one, but once I was playing as Chinese and had the Japanese under my massive armies. Tokugawa came begging for peace and said something like "War-HUH! Cmon now yall! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! Let's make peace." That had me ROFL.