Funniest Thing the Computer has Said?

[JosefStalinator]

The best unit that Inca have -- that we know of -- is the Worker.

sorry that still cracks me up

 

[Megabyte]

Hi !

The best i´ve ever seen ( actually somewhere here in the screenshot section) is your military advisor saying "Good ? Bad ? You´re the one with the nukes ! "

Have Fun !

 

[T-Money]

sorry that still cracks me up

lol the first time my advisor said that I was on the floor.

 

[biggamer132]

I caught my military advisor saying "Hail to the Saint, baby!" while I was playing as France.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I got into a nuke war with the whole world (don't ask) and when i tried to nuke America their SDI zapped my ICBM, and my military advisor said: "Our expensive nuclear missile has been destroyed by their ^$&(&#^*)(&$ space defense!" Or something very close to that.

 

[viper275]

Not sure if this has been posted, but when you talk to Henry he tells you to enjoy fine wine and fresh fish from the waters of Portugal. For one thing, he's in the desert, but also if I enter diplomacy and make a demand, Henry says: "I would not even give you a box of rotten fish!"

 

[coolio7]

Of all the people to say this, I would last expect the Great Temujin Ghengis Khan of the Mongols to say this:

"I dislike petty quibbling. Would you accept this deal?"

LOL

 

[rbis4rbb]

I'm sure this has been said, but when Ghandi says "Welcome Lincoln. Would you like a bowl of vegetable curry?"

 

[rbis4rbb]

Oh one more, when i told Alexander to get out of my territory, he said, "We were just spy-erm conducting routine military training exercises."

 

[NeoT]

The science advisor have told me this: compared to you the rest of the people have an IQ of a carrot.

 

[GeneralMeng]

here is my, i heard this one from eygpt when my troops are on their land "Go ahead. Steal my shirt, why don't you?

 

[Raven1er]

if we wait until October 31, at 10:04 pm, it will mark that this thread is 3 years old.

 

[Der Sensenmann]

Elizabeth once made some nasty remark about "your horrible little soldiers".
Couldn't stand for that, so she wound up dying VERY shortly afterwards.

 

[Raven1er]

I once had her say to me "ruler of too many places" when she only had York and London.

then again, you could say shes the ruler of the grocery store...the pharmacy...the park...the strip clubs...etc.

 

[RoboPig]

One day I realized that at the start of a game your military advisor says "Hail to the _______ baby!" So one day I changed my leader title to 'loser'. The MA ended up saying "Hail to the Loser,baby"

 

[CaptainPete]

This may have been posted but I asked Brennus for a loan of gold once and he replied cheerfully:

"I am sorry, Isabella, we have plans to use our gold in a far more sacred manner. Bring on the alcohol!"

He's got the right idea .

 

[Coinich]

When making outrageous diplomatic demands on the Aztecs in my most recent game, Montezuma replied with something like: "I have prayed to the gods about your request and they tell me to pick myself up off the floor when I'm done laughing."

 

[norwegianviking]

I had just bribed the babylonians to vote me for Un when he said "How did you know it was my birthday? Thanks."

 

[~Corsair#01~]

I thought it was quite funny when my cities held "We love the Supreme Evil Overlord Day"...

 

[Symphony D.]

Was playing as the Celts and had an army of Knights outside the Viking capitol - they were down to three cities. So I clicked the "Our armies approach your cities" diplomacy button to see if they'd listen - I just wanted to see what they'd offer since I still had an MA with Persia against them. The reply was:

"Your snarls frighten and bewilder us, Brennus. We will submit."

From a Viking! Catherine calling Hannibal a "Jumped up little fool" was pretty good too.