[Game thread] Smurf Mafia

You've got 8 hours.

I'm setting an alarm. It will wake me and I'll scan this thread. Make your opinions known and on the record. This kind of stuff, even if you're wrong, can help analyst players deduce who the scums are.

Any on the record opinion helps solve.
 
Let's look at his posts!

JoanK can have the ticket.
Jarrema gets one chocolate piece.
Dreadnought gets the other.

Vote: Topsecret

Vote: Turquoiside

Howdy ho. I wuz stuck in a hole fer a long time. Gargamel ain't around, is he?

I agree, this guy is not doing anything for the town and could easily be scum trying to blend in. Besides, I can't be bothered to advocate for anyone else, I'm too lazy.
 
Hmph. Well, that's good enough for me.

Now I change my orders. It will take some objections being raised for me to reconsider CivCube to be an ally of the town now.

Since there's not much night discussion and the folks I think are acting townie are saying kill CivCube, it is therefore deemed the town's will that CivCube die and show us his alignment.

So it is written, so it is done. Operation Second Lynch is commence.
 
For the record, I still think BSmith is Byond scummy and needs to die immediately, but I'm being very nice and granting his request for additional time to prove his awesomeness.

So far, I don't see anything at all that makes him townie. Not even what he claimed to do tonight. And it doesn't do choxorn any favors either, frankly.

I could easily kill BSmith at any time and will be voting for him tomorrow.
 

Why be shocked?

Yeah, what the heck were we thinking not piling it on an innocent smurf? We just knocked him down a little to make it easier to vig him!

Protip: That innocent guy is dead. You aren't him. You're BSmith2.

Townies can replace in as mafia. I did very recently, with disastrous consequences for a certain fish-filled ocean.

So let me get this straight, your case against me is that I am supposedly standing up for Jarema (unconfirmed at this time if he even is scum) yet you deem me a higher priority than Ninja and JHT who were likely distancing themselves from known scum?

A person who knows everyone's alignment is mafia. It is easy for mafia to play the diplomacy game, and also wager heavily on someone's innocence.

This, particularly the most damning thing BSmith has said all game. This is almost word-for-word what I would say if I were scum and under threat here.

Not to mention the fact that the stated reason you killed me the first time was solely because I voted for you, as if that is a sin punishable by instant death.

It certainly can be. And I intend to continue that policy.


Jarema has a crap-ton of votes against him. I doubt it is likely that he would survive the lynch given the votes already against him. Why do you want to shut down any other discussion of any other players?

Rather, I wanted to prompt the indignant response of a scumbag pretending to be deeply concerned about the direction the game is headed.

President Opizza is weakening our national Smurfcurity. He's making us look weak in front of Gargamel. Sure, he killed MartBinLuther, but it's bad form for him to take credit for it. It was 'Murca that really took down BinLuther.

President Opizza is making us weaker. Bsmurf is strong on national defense. Vote BSmurf/Ryan 2012.

Additionally, I tend to believe Jarema’s defense, and am willing to bet that he is indeed innocent.

Cute.

Sure, we should check him on his claims should he survive this lynch, but I think that we may have better targets out there – ones we should at least be talking about and pressuring into talking themselves.

Like BSmith. I like how talkative you got when I questioned you.

Am I certain that Jarema is innocent? No. But I see little need for yet another vote on him at this time.

D'awww, the old rational undecided moderate routine. How safe of you.

Aren't you precious.

You know, I’m starting to question your town vig claim here.

Only starting to? How vigilant you are.

It seems that most everyone getting killed is at your hands.

Maybe the mafia went inactive and got replaced by, well, you.

I wouldn’t put it past you to claim town vig, point out how that would be a suicidal thing to do if you were mafia, then kill your mafia partner to cement the deal and make you seem like the hero.

People never put it past me to do stupid, unworkable gambits. It's complimenting in a way, and yet still so insulting at the same time.


With the exception of ML (which could well have been a bus) your choices in night kills have been very poor and totally driven by pizza-ego (BSmith1) and personal differences between you and the target (warman).

BSmith1 wasn't hitting any scum with his votes for Pizza, and Warman is beyond useless in any situation.

But I concur, BSmith1 was townie, and probably better for town than whoever he replaced into the game as.

Both of which led to more innocent townies being dead. Who did you kill N1? Earthling or Zack?

Gasp, a vigilante causes innocent deaths. Shocker of the year! Still did more good for the town than any other player so far.

You do realize the lynch causes innocent townies to die too, right?

We need some checks and balances to your night actions. Somebody needs to be looking over your shoulder and at least knowing what your intentions are regarding your kill targets, because right now it looks like you are the biggest threat to the town.

Why certainly.

I openly accuse you of weaseling out of being killed tonight, as you rightly should have, with your desperate behind the scenes plea which reeks of the only tactical resource you have left as scum.

But you're so completely dead in the water, I am not afraid to leave you alive tonight.

I will take you down via the lynch. I will show them you are the scumbag remaining.

I will do it the hard way. You, BSmith, are scum, you've gotten your night reprieve, and I'm willing to be content never killing you ever. Not personally.

I dare you to survive this game simply by dodging lynches for the remainder.

I dare you to convince them you're townie.

You are beyond dead. And I will bring down the rest of your team as well. If you do not kill me tonight, that's the game. You lose.
 
Of all the times you have convinced yourself that I am scum, how many times have you been right?
 
End Night 5

Civcube's lifeless body was found strangled to death. No one had noticed his blue hue from suffocation.

Spoiler :

Civcube was Miner Smurf! He was Innocent!


choxorn's body was ripped in bloody chunks across the room. You could hardly call it a "body"
Spoiler :
Choxorn was nosy smurf! He was Innocent!



The harvest yielded 3 berries; civcube also left behind 3 more berries

12 players are alive! See opening post for updated list of living and dead

Vote for lynch in bold. Each vote is worth 9 HP for 12-17 players alive. Only the top vote getter takes damage!

Vote for Berry 1
Berry 2
Berry 3
Berry 4
Berry 5
Berry 6

in blue!



1 boxing glove was left by choxorn
boxing glove in purple!

4 red berries were left behind by jarrema.
red berries 1-4 in red!



EDIT extended 1 hour to 11 PM
Friday October 19 11:00 PM EDT

[TIMER=10/19/2012 11:00 PM EDT; Day Phase Over][/TIMER]​
 
Well, F. That was the one flaw in the plan, that choxorn would get killed, and thus I wouldn't be able to prove my ability. I was also role-blocked. Someone seriously wants me to die today.

Lynching me is a waste. I am Nurse Smurf and I can grant 10HP to any target every night.

Congrats to the mafia in forcing me to make this public. And congrats to Pizza on another miss-lynch of me. You are either mafia, or you just don't know how to read me, do you? ;)
 
Sounds like whoever it was who attacked was Gargamel's cat.

Hmm....

It seems to me choxorn was targeted so that they would get to me. The other problem is, it takes an entire phase for me to hand the freaking glove to someone, it doesn't happen instantly.

So, I need to ask for some of the blue berries to bolster my own HP, in case there's any gap in coverage for protection.

This is a two day phase and I need to leave like right now as I am late for work, but I need to ask someone to volunteer to be the bearer of the boxing glove choxorn had, so I know who to send my own glove to.

That person needs to get some blue berries as well, along with the glove.

I trust folks like Zack and Azzaman with the red berries. See what you can do with them.

As for BSmith, I think he's beyond guilty and should die.

But, for the sake of discussion, please float me some alternatives.
 
Also, Smurfette was stolen from me last night by use of an Opera Ticket.

So, there's a clue for the alternative lynchee. You know what to do.
 
I must say, that's rather suspicious from you, pizza. :huh:

I still got my Opera ticket, by the way. I guess I'll have to go there alone... :(
 
Also, Smurfette was stolen from me last night by use of an Opera Ticket.

So, there's a clue for the alternative lynchee. You know what to do.
I double checked the thread, and I saw absolutely nothing from you or Kennigit about Smurfette switching hands, which means last night she was still in the hands of the mafia.

Care to explain this one?
 
Civcube's lifeless body was found strangled to death. No one had noticed his blue hue from suffocation.

Earthling's body was found, though his nice blue hue had changed to a singed cracky skin. There was no life in his eyes.

ATPG claims he killed CivCube, but not Earthling... but the kill methods were the same.

MartinLuther's body was found dead; his enormous corpse laid in the center of the town.

Eliteofwarman body was found dead; his old wise neck very noticeably broken.

Bsmith's body was found dead; his old wise neck very noticeably broken.

Zack was found dead and in pieces across his room.

choxorn's body was ripped in bloody chunks across the room. You could hardly call it a "body"

Bold mine.

ATPG says he killed Warman, MartinLuther, and CivCube... but none of those kills used the same kill method.

ATPG says smurfette was stolen from him... but there is absolutely nothing that would indicate anyone except the mafia had smurfette.

Unvote, Vote: ATPG
 
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