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[Game thread] Smurf Mafia
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Askthepizzaguy
Know the Dark Side
I just realized that the product of pizzaman and azzaman is
Now that's a name that will put hair on your chest.
Spoiler :
Now that's a name that will put hair on your chest.
guys, please do not proliferate
JohannaK
Heroically Clueless
Four "z"s! That'd be just twice as awesome as pizza!
Christ this thread is moving fast. I am out of town with my family this week so my online time is severely curtailed.
I am not convinced on Zack. His post about my alibi has to do with the fact that i used my ability on him last night. If he were scum I doubt he would be as forthright in announcing that he thought I was most likely cleared. If we want to test the Mason claim, then let's vote: NinjaCow. It would be nice to hear from Zack on this as.well.
I am not convinced on Zack. His post about my alibi has to do with the fact that i used my ability on him last night. If he were scum I doubt he would be as forthright in announcing that he thought I was most likely cleared. If we want to test the Mason claim, then let's vote: NinjaCow. It would be nice to hear from Zack on this as.well.
johnhughthom
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What's the difference between testing the mason claim on NinjaCow, rather than Zack?
Askthepizzaguy
Know the Dark Side
It makes no difference.
NinjaCow claimed they were masons. He wouldn't do that unless they were masons or mafia.
Neither one claimed an active ability. Which means one is just as good, or bad, as the other.
So it literally makes no difference whatsoever.
If you want to test it, vote Zack, to ensure Zack actually dies.
And if he were mafia, he'd pretend to be townie and announce the thing you said. Because what happens if he doesn't do that? Think about it.
Zack
99% hot gas
This is absolutely not true. Lynch Ninjacow64.
Unvote, Vote: NinjaCow
Now time to go back and read the rest of the post avalanche.
Askthepizzaguy
Know the Dark Side
Uh, Duh.
Zack
99% hot gas
Okay, some points.
1. Why the kcuf is azzaman now your homeboy? I thought he was confirmed scum in your opinion, and now you're acting like he's Mr. Townie with no explanation.
2. BSmith gave me 10 hp last night, that was his alibi I referenced in thread.
3. I am not masons with anyone.
1. Why the kcuf is azzaman now your homeboy? I thought he was confirmed scum in your opinion, and now you're acting like he's Mr. Townie with no explanation.
2. BSmith gave me 10 hp last night, that was his alibi I referenced in thread.
3. I am not masons with anyone.
Askthepizzaguy
Know the Dark Side
1. He's assisting with the whole removal of scum thing that is important to townies.
2. Whoopdy-do Basil.
3. I repeat: Duh.
Zack
99% hot gas
Then why do you still want me lynched? I am seriously frustrated with your hubris this game. Anyone who disagrees with you is a scumbag, yet what success rate do your lynches have? Zero percent. And your nightkills have targeted inactives or were random names pulled out of your butt.
I don't suck up to people. I'm not a follower.
And your continued insistence to completely trust azzaman333 and Autolycus is baffling, and you refuse to adequately explain it. If I try to ask why you trust those two so much, you only reply with condescension and ridicule.
Well, sorry I'm not the big leader of the town network. Excuse me if I don't have access to all of the information that you do. Pardon me for not being a sycophant like everyone else here.
You've been reckless and careless this game, if you are town. I haven't been that successful either, but I'm vanilla and I haven't had any private communication. I'm also not wagging my dick around telling everyone how great I've been.
I don't suck up to people. I'm not a follower.
And your continued insistence to completely trust azzaman333 and Autolycus is baffling, and you refuse to adequately explain it. If I try to ask why you trust those two so much, you only reply with condescension and ridicule.
Well, sorry I'm not the big leader of the town network. Excuse me if I don't have access to all of the information that you do. Pardon me for not being a sycophant like everyone else here.
You've been reckless and careless this game, if you are town. I haven't been that successful either, but I'm vanilla and I haven't had any private communication. I'm also not wagging my dick around telling everyone how great I've been.
Askthepizzaguy
Know the Dark Side
Let me flesh out the whole premise of your defense.
So, NinjaCow is so frightened and stupefied by the relentless pizzassault on Zack that he panics and claims that Zack is his mason buddy.
He does this because he's Mafia and Zack is townie?
Wow! That makes total sense!
And Zack comes back and claims they aren't masons at all, which shows NinjaCow is scum.
He does this because he's townie and NinjaCow is mafia?
Or how about this theory-
He does it because NinjaCow's bad defense strategy just nuked the scum's entire chances of winning, which were fair before he opened his silly mouth and all that feces rolled out of it.
Therefore Zack now wants to slap his teammate in the face and bus him out of spite/desperation.
And if you don't like my attitude, then oh well. Ever since you started pulling BS out of your butt to try to get me lynched, I've been ever so happy to consider you expendable.
And if you don't like the lynch votes, thank NinjaCow- he's ensured I won't be moving mine.
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So, NinjaCow is so frightened and stupefied by the relentless pizzassault on Zack that he panics and claims that Zack is his mason buddy.
He does this because he's Mafia and Zack is townie?
Wow! That makes total sense!
And Zack comes back and claims they aren't masons at all, which shows NinjaCow is scum.
He does this because he's townie and NinjaCow is mafia?
Or how about this theory-
He does it because NinjaCow's bad defense strategy just nuked the scum's entire chances of winning, which were fair before he opened his silly mouth and all that feces rolled out of it.
Therefore Zack now wants to slap his teammate in the face and bus him out of spite/desperation.
And if you don't like my attitude, then oh well. Ever since you started pulling BS out of your butt to try to get me lynched, I've been ever so happy to consider you expendable.
And if you don't like the lynch votes, thank NinjaCow- he's ensured I won't be moving mine.
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Zack
99% hot gas
It is out of character for ATPG to forgo killing someone one night as a vigilante.
It is out of character for ATPG to blindly trust two people as scummalicious as azzaman and Auto.
It is out of character for a town vigilante to kill just whoever, and then suddenly start asking everyone who he should kill and promising to kill the second lynch candidate. That's something serial killers do.
It is out of character for a ATPG to so vehemently insist there is only one mafia team, and town, and no one else. This was proven untrue after Verarde's death, yet Pizza still acts like there's only one mafia family, town, and no one else.
Why can't ATPG be third-party, or a member of a second mafia family? What's the evidence against this?
1. People who agree with askthepizzaguy, and follow his bidding (BEST FRIEND TOWNIES)
2. Everyone else (KILL KILL KILL)
That's not a townie thing to do.
It is out of character for ATPG to blindly trust two people as scummalicious as azzaman and Auto.
It is out of character for a town vigilante to kill just whoever, and then suddenly start asking everyone who he should kill and promising to kill the second lynch candidate. That's something serial killers do.
It is out of character for a ATPG to so vehemently insist there is only one mafia team, and town, and no one else. This was proven untrue after Verarde's death, yet Pizza still acts like there's only one mafia family, town, and no one else.
Why can't ATPG be third-party, or a member of a second mafia family? What's the evidence against this?
That's my point. You've separate people into two camps:
1. People who agree with askthepizzaguy, and follow his bidding (BEST FRIEND TOWNIES)
2. Everyone else (KILL KILL KILL)
That's not a townie thing to do.
Askthepizzaguy
Know the Dark Side
Let's be serious for a moment.
Why I trust either one of them:
A) Azzaman gave me Smurfette before the scums stole it from me. A thing I need.
B) Autolycus nuked you night one and openly admitted it to me, and offered to give me his nuking items, which I don't need.
C) Neither one is trying to make me dead.
D) This one includes a visual aid.
Here's YOUR suspect list.
How does this suspect list, in any way, make any sense?
Why would NinjaCow falsely claim mason with you? Because you.... would be scum!
And why would you want to push the lynch onto someone besides you if, say, you were both scum?
Answer: Because NinjaCow is probably powerful enough to survive the lynch.
You are not.
Askthepizzaguy
Know the Dark Side
Uh, the game rules? For one?
Let's see:
Mafia faction 1: Contains moar dead people due to Pizza than anyone else. Also, NinjaCow seems to be a member of this faction. Thanks, Pizzaguy!
Mafia faction 2: Completely obliterated (as in, host-confirmed to be eliminated)
(Thanks, Pizzaguy!)
Mafia faction 3: Does not exist in a game this small. Otherwise there's no town left to speak of, and we're two mafia factions arguing.
Sorry, my role PM does not say mafia in it.
Zack
99% hot gas
I'm done. I'm sick of watching you discard my thoughts, and mock me by dumbing down my suspicions to a farce.
Waste your time and lynch me.
Unvote, Vote: Zack
Kcufing do it. I'm sick of this game.
Waste your time and lynch me.
Unvote, Vote: Zack
Kcufing do it. I'm sick of this game.
Time to follow my instinct and unvote; vote ATPG. Damn the consequences.
Who's with me?
Who's with me?
