How to annoy at school

[Ansar]

Umm...well, at my school we dont do that anymore, people laugh too much and dont do it at all, or all do it at the wrong time...:shakehead

 

[homeyg]

If your school has ceiling tiles that you can take out, get a small handheld radio, turn it to a station that plays really annoying songs, and put it up in the ceiling. It'll drive your teacher crazy when s/he is searching for it.

Better yet, turn it to a really low volume and have everyone pretend not to hear it.

OR, borrow someone's cell phone, put it up there, and repeatedly call it using your own phone. That will drive people nuts (especially if the phone has a really annoying ring tone)!

Another way to annoy people is to get one of those little laser pointers. Oh boy, the fun you can have with those things!

 

[Harbringer]

In thrid and fourht period me and my friends make sudden animal noises in class whenthe teachers not looking and she never knows its us......we all got referals.

Another thing I pulled was she handed out 8 detention slips simeoutaneously andI wentto the front of the room and crumpled it up and threw it at her feet, the rest of the kids who got them crumpled them up and we made a detention slip pyramid in the front of the class, she was an intern so there was no way she was going to ahdn out 8 referals at once.

 

[Dr. Zoidberg]

A fun one to do if you sit near a window is just to throw stuff out of it. Especially if its something big thatll make a loud noise when it land.

If you have a classroom with a tv in it, try and find a remote thatll work with the tv. My friends had one, so he would turn and the tv and put on random channels and max out the volume during class. it was hilarious.

One i wouldn't recommend though, would be anykind of bomb threat. Some kid left one on a graphing calculator under his desk. a teacher found it and reported it. We had to evacuate the school for about 2 hours until a bomb squad finished searching the school. The kid ended up getting charged with a felony and suspended for the rest of the year. He was able to come back the next year, because everybody knew it was a joke.

So dont do a bomb threat case youll be in serious sh!t

 

[GeZe]

My secret santa gave me....

Veet Cream Hair Remover!!

Background: I'm a guy and another guy, Josh gave me this for our Grade 9 secret santa.

When I opened it in class I was stunned. Then, without thinking I took of the cap and sprayed the cream on Josh's legs (he was wearing shorts) and started to rub it in. 5 minutes later he had a long hairless strip on his leg.

This annoyed the teacher greatly as there was cream all over the floor and class was disrupted (a slight understatment).

The lesson: to annoy give crazy gifts for secret santa!

 

[North King]

Something that will faze them either incredibly or not at all, but which makes school much more enjoyable.

Just don't talk. Seriously, don't say a word during the entire class. If you always talk normally, it will make people think something is wrong, the whole class will begin to feel uncomfortable.

Depending on the teacher, it will either completely unhinge them or make not a dent.

If your teacher is the type who just talks constantly, without pause, then they'll just ask you a question... and when you don't answer, they will take this as a sign they must explain the topic, and you can zone out for the entire topic. When they ask you if you understand, just nod. You can waste entire periods with this.

If it's the other type of teacher, they will get as unnerved as the other students. And finally, they will try to force you to speak. Affect some sort of bad cold in this case.

 

[azzaman333]

Continuously question everything the teacher asks you to do. Ask the "Whats the point?" If you get in trouble, ask them "Why?" Best result come when the teacher thinks he is soo much better than the students.

(If you have laptops) Download a tone generator. Put it on a really high pitch, turn up your volume to full, and play. Blame TV/Light/Door/Someone Else.

Laugh for no reason in class. Say you thought of something funny you saw on TV last night. Start whispering to the people sitting next to you, but loud enough that the teacher can hear you, and isolate you. When alone, start a conversation with yourself that the whole class can hear. if the teacher starts asking why you're talking, say it couldnt have been you, because you have no one to talk to.

"Accidently" knock over your desk.

make other people fall off their chairs.

Hide in cupboards when the teacher leaves the room. (always funny)

If you use bunsen burners, melt pens. Try to get one to catch on fire. Try to let it burn long enough to set off the fire alarm.

And my personal favourite, during a fire drill, run around a yell "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!"

 

[The Condor]

And my personal favourite, during a fire drill, run around a yell "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!"

I did that once (with a few other people) during a lockdown that took place during lunch and a few of us (I managed to elude one of the yard duties) got caught.

 

[Pentium]

We drew a large white dot on the blackboard, and then we were looking at it for a whole class.

Then, after 15 minutes, the teacsher erased it, and we all went "oh...".

 

[WillJ]

Reminds me of this:
http://mathpwned.ytmnd.com/

I am SO going to do that on the math final tomorrow.

 

[BCLG100]

variation on the whole bunch of people dropping pencils at a time

just one person do it, however get them to do it over and over again every minute or 10 seconds or something.

the creaky chair trick is also a goodun

 

[Red Door]

TV-B-GONE is great. I use it so much.
Last year, I had a 80-year old teacher and I would turn the TV all the way up and to BET and some rap video would be on. It was the best thing I ever did.

 

[Ultima Dragoon]

Reminds me of this:
http://mathpwned.ytmnd.com/

That's hilarious.

I may do that if i'm stuck for an answer in an algebra test.

 

[EuropeanFury]

-When writing an especially long paper, put a recipe for chocolate cake in the middle and see if the professor notices.

LOL!(10 char)

 

[CIVPhilzilla]

-If assigned a paper in philosophy class, explain that you can't do the paper because you're not sure if the class really exists, or if it and the professor are just illusions created by your subconscious. If you do end up writing the paper, write about whether or not the paper actually exists.

My friend told me that at the philosophy class at his school for their final they had to prove the the chair the teacher was sitting on did not exist in an essay using their course knowledge. One person got a perfect grade by simply writing, "What chair?"

 

[BCLG100]

And my personal favourite, during a fire drill, run around a yell "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!"


I did that once (with a few other people) during a lockdown that took place during lunch and a few of us (I managed to elude one of the yard duties) got caught.

me and my mates done that a couple of times, we've now stoppwed it after the last time we did it we came out the buidling saying it and the 'special' kids started crying cos he couldnt open the door, they have to lock it or summit to stop em from escaping, teacher was in there though.

 

[The Person]

Always be five minutes late for classes and claim that the school clock is five minutes fast. Keep on doing this even if other people start telling you your clock is wrong.

Throw wet sheets of paper at people under your window (somebody did this to me for half an hour once, so I know it's annoying (yes, I had to be in that exact spot for half an hour)). Bonus: They make cool noises when they hit.

When asked a question, always start your answer with "The voices in my head claim that..."

When you are late for class after a break, tell the teacher you missed the bus (only works if you had the same teacher the period before).

 

[Ultima Dragoon]

If you use bunsen burners, melt pens. Try to get one to catch on fire. Try to let it burn long enough to set off the fire alarm.

Done it to the point of the plastic starting to melt.

 

[azzaman333]

Done it to the point of the plastic starting to melt.

But did you melt the pen so much that it ended up half the size?

 

[ybbor]

My friend told me that at the philosophy class at his school for their final they had to prove the the chair the teacher was sitting on did not exist in an essay using their course knowledge. One person got a perfect grade by simply writing, "What chair?"

that's amazing