Improved Caption Contest!

[Brighteye]

'See, I fit the elephant's shoes!'

That's American political commentary, I think.

 

[zxcvbnm]

To the previous one:

The complete rules of Mornington Crescent
index:
...

 

[Berrie]

"What are you looking at? Can't a donkey take a crap in private...?"

 

[Deep Thought]

That's not what I meant with "Throw your ass in the well."

or

To the donkey owners:
Please keep your donkey's away from the well.
To the donkeys:
HEE-HAAAAW!!!

 

[warpus]

Let me out! I swear I don't know what bucket you're talking about...

 

[Godwynn]

"And these are only half the rules to German grammar..."

EDIT: God damnit wrong one.

 

[Narz]

"Heh heh, look at this story, they said 'ass'."

 

[Mise]

Little Billy's rescue attempt ends in tragedy.

 

[flyingchicken]

Evil Voice: "Well, well, well... Things don't seem to be going too well for you, Mr. Donkey. Mwahahahahahaha-ha-ha."

 

[Catharsis]

Honourable Mentions

Eeyore's suicide attempt proves unsuccessful.

You can lead a donkey to water, but it might be hard to get him out.

3rd Place

Evil Voice: "Well, well, well... Things don't seem to be going too well for you, Mr. Donkey. Mwahahahahahaha-ha-ha."

2nd Place

Quite literally, an ***hole.

(clever, but I think we all saw it coming )

1st Place

'See, I fit the elephant's shoes!'

That's American political commentary, I think.

For having the audacity to attempt American political commentary in Humour and Jokes, Brighteye wins! He has 24 hours to post the next picture.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

(clever, but I think we all saw it coming )

Well, someone had to say it.

 

[Brighteye]

Sorry guys. I've been at a wedding. Captions for either of these will be judged.
I don't have a huge store of good pictures, so maybe you've seen these before.

 

[Fugitive Sisyphus]

Disney's latest sequel, Marry Poppins III, flopped spectacularly.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

(for both)

John's having a really bad day.

 

[flyingchicken]

Left pic: "Next time, I get a real kite!"
Right pic: Why you should never have any really weird fetishes.

 

[Catharsis]

Left pic:

Doody-doo-doo-doody-doody-doo-doo-doody-doody-doo-dwaaagh-

Spoiler :

It's Singin' in the Rain if you haven't noticed.

 

[Deep Thought]

Left pic:
Clip from the new music video for Rihanna's "Umbrella - Katrina Remix".

Right pic:
A former member of the BBQ-Club shows for the first time for public what cruel rituals they have.

 

[Mise]

Right pic:
"Next on Blue Peter, how to make ink blot tests at home using an electric sander."

 

[Catharsis]

Right Pic:

Barry's Piers Morgan impression was accurate, if slightly obscene.

 

[Narz]

Left Pic : You cannot defeat my umbrella style!

Right Pic : Dude, check out my Halloween costume. My ass is going to be a red-eyed demon!