To: a plethora of German people - this letter is sent to practically everyone in the Vilan religious areas, but also all major and lesser courts and clergies in the German vassals of Province of Brunswick-Launeburg, Province of Lorraine and Province of Bavaria. Additionally the western clergy and lesser nobles in Austria prior are contacted as well as the lesser nobility in Savoy, Cologne and Brandenburg.
From: Vilanstein
Do you hear the hammers crashing down upon your cities?
It is the sound of a thousand nails, clinging paper to the churches.
It is the sound of the walls of monasteries broken down by their own monks and nuns.
For the clergy sees it too.
Their walls were lies, unkempt like a hag's bosom, unable to withstand her encroaching heresy.
They see the righteous nails scratching upon the walls.
They let in the light and breathe the new wonderful air, perfumed in Dust.
A tongue of righteousness is carving through your peasantry.
Do you see the rising arms in the countryside?
See what they see: The light is falling upon them from the sky.
Fear not, for neither your moguls or masters will falter under the Comet.
For they too have seen the light.
Only those wavering under this sight will be doomed under God.
Only those unrighteous to the new order will succumb to the Devil and his Beasts.
The priest is traveling the countryside, and with him comes peace and prosperity.
And power to the waxing order of God.
The Troll Emperor spews snot upon your courts.
Your walls are drenched in his bile and arse.
His lies dress up your wives and sell them to sodomy.
Has the Troll protected your kin against the rising doom in the mountains?
Do you hear the screams in the night?
The Troll Emperor sends us to the slaughterhouse, he is the butcher and the monsters his cleaver.
Come with us, follow the new Wave and God in this new land.
I guarantee you that the Kingdom of God will watch you justly.
Denounce the wicked faith of the Troll Emperor.
Leave him lazily plucking his nosehairs on his throne.
He governs the Beasts that eat your people, listen not to his lies.
What will he do for you that I cannot?
I, the Son of God?
Join our Son's Song under the Bard.
Come to our Church, and we shall protect you against all trolls, vile as they are.
~
To: Sweden
From: Vilanstein
We have heard of your proposal to the Troll Emperor. Listen not to his snot. We are divinely knowledgable about the coming Apocalypse, what you name Ragnarok. Fear us not, we are the arbiters against the demons of the mountains. While we shield the people, the Troll Emperor dismiss you out of spite, laughing at the destruction he is causing Germania.
We need you not to align, nor to wage war. Know just that if you manage to send your gothi to our courts, we will protect them until our death. For we see too the Apocalypse, and knowing this, like you, we need each sword against the Beast that we can get.
EDIT: Had to make a few changes. Weren't totally aware of which vassals were which. Current post version is the one to reply to.
EDIT 2: Ugh I cannot figure out the German cities. Here's what I'm sending to:
* All religious areas of the Vilan faith
* major and lesser courts and clergies in light brown, light green, and yellow.
* western clergy and lesser nobles in light blue.
* lesser courts in the remainder of the HRE.