ITNESI History Thread

[Sheep]

Punic Citizens kill hurl disabled children into huge pits to be torn apart by hungry dogs for fun. Once a year on the High Day of Imperial Victory. IT strengthens the mind and ensures the strongest survive. It is a great honour for the child to be offered like this, as a sacrafice to ensure the purity and strength of the Punic bloodstreams.

 

[Dachs]

Oh, I thought you threw them into the fires, or slaughtered them yourselves at the Tophet. Pr*cks.

 

[silver 2039]

Nice Das really good.

However what angers me is that you could have spent that time updating instad....

 

[das]

Not Sparta! Must...start...some sort of change...

Why not Sparta?

Actually, if you're talking about the evolution of the Roman state, a better comparsion is Jacobin France.

Okay, maybe that's not very "nice" neither.

Now if you das will grace us with something similar but about east asia instead...

http://forums.civfanatics.com/forumdisplay.php?f=69
Civ3 - Never Ending Stories

The east isn't as interesting right now, it is a generally-contented and peaceful region when compared to the TM... and that by default makes it completely, utterly boring by comparsion. Then again, I might one day write up something on the Great Game. Or about Hong Kong.

The real snoozes are those stone age Native Americans.

You're underestimating them - the Olmecs already reached Early Copper Age. While you people prosper and send assassins after each other, oblivous of the events in the Western (or, from Far Eastern perspective, Eastern) Hemisphere, the Olmecs might suddenly overtake you in the technology race and start mass-producing nukes.

 

[Kal'thzar]

Das....I'm warning you... Keep it quiet!

 

[silver 2039]

Das....I'm warning you... Keep it quiet!

The 4th Commandment of NES'ing

Thou shalt not threthan thy holy mod

That said go UPDATE dammit!

 

[Kal'thzar]

busy doing physics

Much more fundamental to my well being!

 

[Toteone]

Mass... producing nukes? *drool*

*slobber* in a world... where it would be in-character to do just what I feel like...
... Caribs... cannibals armed with nukes...

It is a great honour for the child to be offered like this, as a sacrafice to ensure the purity and strength of the Punic bloodstreams.[/sheep] Wow... I bet they must just be mass-volounteering to it.
In our (Caribbian) experience our victims always try to get away though Floinchen's holy words dictate that they are greatly honored to strengthen us. This is why some of them develop advanced civilizations, so they can get fat on luxurios food and provide us with decent meals. Like that crown Prince, he was a phenomenal dish.

 

[Kal'thzar]

Guess whos just been set for nuclear anihalation

 

[Symphony D.]

You're underestimating them - the Olmecs already reached Early Copper Age. While you people prosper and send assassins after each other, oblivous of the events in the Western (or, from Far Eastern perspective, Eastern) Hemisphere, the Olmecs might suddenly overtake you in the technology race and start mass-producing nukes.

Hahaha. Hah. We shall see.

Plain old nukes are for suckers anyway. Anybody who requires several kilotons to megatons of explosive energy to destroy a target sucks. The only types of any value are... well, I guess I better not say too much.

 

[alex994]

The east isn't as interesting right now, it is a generally-contented and peaceful region when compared to the TM... and that by default makes it completely, utterly boring by comparsion. Then again, I might one day write up something on the Great Game. Or about Hong Kong.

Oh? Fine, i'll go write a story about a manical Tungus Soldier/Tribe Chieftain then!

You're underestimating them - the Olmecs already reached Early Copper Age. While you people prosper and send assassins after each other, oblivous of the events in the Western (or, from Far Eastern perspective, Eastern) Hemisphere, the Olmecs might suddenly overtake you in the technology race and start mass-producing nukes.

Nukes are for fools, anyways, they dun have uranium Anti-matter bombs on the other hand...

 

[Symphony D.]

The only way you'll ever get Anti-Matter in a NES if the mod hasn't researched it, hates their players, doesn't care, or is a fool.

 

[Kal'thzar]

Uranium isn't required for nukes

 

[Insane_Panda]

Everyone thinks they shall rule the world.

But we all know only Armorica can effectively do that.

 

[Symphony D.]

Uranium isn't required for nukes

It's either that or plutonium. And you pretty much need uranium to make plutonium, since the vast bulk of plutonium is artificially created.

 

[Kal'thzar]

importnatn word "Vast"

meaning not all

 

[Symphony D.]

While almost all plutonium is manufactured synthetically, extremely tiny trace amounts are found naturally in uranium ores.

You lose already, so give it up.

 

[Kal'thzar]

trace's!!!

I've had however many years to collect it all up

i have enough

DAMNNNNN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[Dachs]

Generally, plutonium is considered a synthetic element. Humans haven't found enough natural plutonium to reach critical mass, or even anything close.

 

[Kal'thzar]

....er you do notice the huge amounts of humour?

I mean theres a reason they talk about uranium