Between the unbelievable rolls we got in our attack on Rome and the ridiculous stupidity of the English A.I. in this war, I'm starting to feel coddled by the computer, here
To begin, I discovered that "Way out there in the Russian front" isn't really that far away, after all:
We were two, three turns away from Scandinavia, tops.
We accepted Catherine's capitulation, gifted her horses (they were mostly her horses, anyway) and made this trade with her:
This left Catherine cautious and us up three techs.
We made some quick diplomatic moves, granting Monty Guilds for his "assistance" in the English war and trading him Sheep and Marble for Gold, Silver and a boatload of cash. We traded our map and Steel to the Indians (one of our last true friends) for Corporation and some cash. We also normalized relations with Mansa Musa, who really is a sweetheart. We sold him Pigs and made this little swap:
What was Elizabeth doing this whole time, you ask? Not a whole hell of a lot. Running Frigates up and down the coast between Paris and Hamburg, making meanie faces and not even pillaging my fishing boats!
Despite my panicked rushing of Riflemen and Grenadiers, I knew deep down inside that it would be up to me to initiate real hostilities:
Cyrus came by, hat in hand for Steel. We'll need him later on, so I swallowed my pride and consented.
In 1550, we were once again smiled upon by the RNG gods:
Moscow was almost out of revolt, so we sent Raphael to Yaroslavl' to fill out our borders.
We arrived at the gates of Coventry and began tearing down its walls:
It turns out that those fancy Redcoats die just like anyone else does when bombs are thrown in their faces:
Coventry was captured, and that little one pop village burned.
We found a rather unpleasant surprise outside of Canterbury:
I should've expected Machine Guns as soon as I saw Railroads crisscrossing Scandinavia.
It fell, but not without losses. And there was no shrine, but it had some decent infrastructure:
Liz's final stronghold on the continent would be a tough nut to crack:
As you can see, Infantry are in my near future as well, but that doesn't change the fact that my only units in English territory were now obsolete. Rather than risk facing more of those monsters, I threw everything I had at it (Remember our lessons on tactics from the assault on Rome?).
Many died, but Scandinavia was mine (well, except for that Indian settler watching the action intently). This was all Liz needed to see:
The war was finally over.