Lemmy the Indecisive and his plucky British Advisor Sidekicks

[Krystalshield]

Hmmm...
Perhaps the next one, Lemmy takes all the advice from ONE of the advisors. I.e. only the military. Of course for that to work, he would need to take the advice of the advisor least well suited to the civ, i.e. the military advisor for Gandhi's India, the science advisor for Germany, etc...

 

[b.orchid]

My borders now snuggle around Lake Simcoe as if I were spooning his civilization with love, which in many ways is exactly how I feel about it.

Loved this! Pity he didnt see things the same way! Great work again Lemmy, poor England never had a chance.

 

[gunsnroses]

The stories are so great mainly cos your not winning!

 

[lemmy101]

Thanks everyone!

FYI I have actually got an Emperor win achievement on Steam, so I'm not completely hopeless. I just set myself up to fail with ridiculous ideas like following the advisors advice.

 

[Zenstrive]

Hey, thanks for the story, Lemmy! And awesome Wikipedia entry, hahaha!

 

[thebignobody]

Lurker number 251 would like to congratulate you on just being epic, and then asks for you to make a similar game with the only thing changed being it on an easier level- itd be awesome if you actually won with just the adviser's help

 

[MrWhite]

Thanks everyone!

FYI I have actually got an Emperor win achievement on Steam, so I'm not completely hopeless. I just set myself up to fail with ridiculous ideas like following the advisors advice.

And thank you for letting us enjoy the reports on these!
We are waiting for the next (ridiculous) idea...

 

[Civ Fuehrer]

If that was an actual Wiki screen shot and not just something edited then Wiki already deleted the page.

 

[Johan de Witt]

You must've missed some key advice! Don't you know this game is dumbed down and even a 5-year old can do it?

/shrugs

 

[Civ Fuehrer]

Lemmy101, your next one should be on a way easier setting, give your poor military advisor a chance and let him lead you to victory! (Purely for reading sake)

 

[lemmy101]

Ha. I doubt very much I'll be playing another game where I'm doing nothing but following the advisers.

 

[mindseye1220]

You must've missed some key advice! Don't you know this game is dumbed down and even a 5-year old can do it?

/shrugs

This isn't a Civ V bashing forum. Bring your negativity elsewhere.

 

[bestbrian]

This isn't a Civ V bashing forum. Bring your negativity elsewhere.

I'd assumed he was sarcastically commenting UPON all the negative reactions.

Anywho, thanks for the fun playthrough, Lemmy. I'm still on the fence about eventually getting V, but at least you showed that it can be fun.

 

[lemmy101]

I'd assumed he was sarcastically commenting UPON all the negative reactions.

Yep that's how I read it too.

 

[DrakenKin]

This isn't a Civ V bashing forum. Bring your negativity elsewhere.

Shouldn't it be "take your negativity elsewhere"?

 

[CYZ]

Shouldn't it be "take your negativity elsewhere"?

''Bring'' sounds more like the people ''elsewhere'' might appreciate it.

 

[mindseye1220]

Haha I had just woken up. My sarcasm sensor isn't active until about noon

 

[ibot66]

This is good.

 

[CivCube]

That was awesome. Perhaps next time we will listen to Attacko, that wise sage of Civ 4 combat.

 

[Johan de Witt]

Yep that's how I read it too.

Lemmy read it right

Bring on more of your twisted narrating skills!