Lets nuke somebody...

Who to nuke?

  • France, just cuz of nuking paradise

    Votes: 5 20.0%
  • China, for lots of dang good reasons

    Votes: 3 12.0%
  • Russia, send in the retro rockets for the good old days

    Votes: 2 8.0%
  • Mongolia, those **********s have had it coming for 800 years!

    Votes: 6 24.0%
  • Cuba, we haven't forgotten :mad:

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Haiti, humanitarian nuking

    Votes: 2 8.0%
  • South Africa, heard its not a nice place

    Votes: 1 4.0%
  • North Korea, eat this great leader!

    Votes: 1 4.0%
  • Argentina, one for the Brits!

    Votes: 2 8.0%
  • Iran, you know why!

    Votes: 3 12.0%

  • Total voters
    25
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I'd make a giant zoo in the middle of nowhere filled with kittens, penguins, baby penguins, panda bears, koala bears, puppies, some dolphins, butterflies, baby lions, some ducklings, some turtles because turtles are cute and you can go $#%^ off, some hamsters, some white mice, some rabbits, some baby llamas, and probably host a poll for 1 other animal (limited to a list of options), then bam.
 
Spreading nice democracy to Haiti by humanitarian nuking is a pretty viable option.
 
I'd make a giant zoo in the middle of nowhere filled with kittens, penguins, baby penguins, panda bears, koala bears, puppies, some dolphins, butterflies, baby lions, some ducklings, some turtles because turtles are cute and you can go $#%^ off, some hamsters, some white mice, some rabbits, some baby llamas, and probably host a poll for 1 other animal (limited to a list of options), then bam.

You see, I'd do this at the drop of a hat - I really would - if I thought there was the remotest chance of it being funny and getting a laugh.
 
Mongola, because they have it coming and you might get some spillover nukeage into Russia and China, so it's kind of like picking three options.
 
Ruthenia. The Ruthenians deserve it more than anyone else.

Nowhere near enough options. No Pakistan?
 
No Spain/USA option, didn't vote.
 
It'd be worth hitting Mecca just to take out that horrendous clock tower but since that's not an option I'm serving the hordes some justice.
 
Goodbye, France.

Obviously we need to give all the French people time to evacuate, but I think it's the right move. There's something in the soil over there that makes people act...well, French. Perhaps if we turn it all into glass then those naturally occuring soil emissions will be forever trapped underground with the truffles.

Save the world. Nuke France!
I would do the opposite. Genocide the French people so that sane people could take over this beautiful country.
 
I would do the opposite. Genocide the French people so that sane people could take over this beautiful country.

:ack: never expected to read you write this, what inspired it?
 
Mecca and Jerusalem, then frame it on the Italians.
 
Frame it on Israel instead.

Also, I think Warsaw should be destroyed.

Spoiler :
In 2003, a military historian Martin van Creveld, thought that the Al-Aqsa Intifada then in progress threatened Israel's existence.[29] Van Creveld was quoted in David Hirst's "The Gun and the Olive Branch" (2003) as saying:

We possess several hundred atomic warheads and rockets and can launch them at targets in all directions, perhaps even at Rome. Most European capitals are targets for our air force. Let me quote General Moshe Dayan: 'Israel must be like a mad dog, too dangerous to bother.' I consider it all hopeless at this point. We shall have to try to prevent things from coming to that, if at all possible. Our armed forces, however, are not the thirtieth strongest in the world, but rather the second or third. We have the capability to take the world down with us. And I can assure you that that will happen before Israel goes under.[30]

Oh, those guys.
 
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