Many Bothans died to bring us this Idiot.

[Stylesjl]

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php

Movie Quote Generator. It's pretty funny if you use the right words like in the thread title

There is an Idiot coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?
Better to be king for a night than Idiot for a lifetime.
That'll do, Idiot. That'll do.
Idiot, for lack of a better word, is good.
Have you ever danced with the Idiot in the pale moonlight?
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty Idiot!
Ray, if someone asks if you are an Idiot, you say, 'yes!'
I'm a goddamn marvel of modern Idiot.
I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this Idiot.
After all, tomorrow is another Idiot! (So true)
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little Idiot, too!
They call me Mister Idiot!
E.T. phone Idiot.
Say hello to my little Idiot!

I'm just adding them as I go, only the notable one's though. And I'll stop now. Phew

 

[Mr. Dictator]

That buttsecks is the pure, physical manifestation of Sadako's hatred.

immaturity FTW!

 

[Kozmos]

Of all the kumquat joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

 

[GoodEnoughForMe]

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little *inserts inappropriate sexual reference*, too!

But why is the marijuana gone?

Keep your friends close, but your marijuana closer.

 

[Shadylookin]

i searched for jesus

Jesus? Where we're going we don't need jesus.

I have always depended on the kindness of jesus.

This jesus attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it.

I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American jesus.

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to jesus.

Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was jesus killed the beast.

Jesus, for lack of a better word, is good.

That'll do, jesus. That'll do.

 

[ohcrapitsnico]

I thought about being immature for a few moments:

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world poop didn't exist
You want the poop? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful poop.
I find your lack of poop disturbing
My mama always said life was like a box of poop.
When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my poop. That's the price she has to pay.

 

[SG-17]

I searched firefox:

I bet you can squeal like a firefox.
Killing me won't bring back your firefox.
Firefox? We ain't got no firefox! We don't need no firefox! I don't have to show you any stinking firefox!
I find your lack of firefox disturbing.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my firefox.
We can't stop here. This is firefox country.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world firefox didn't exist.
Nobody puts Firefox in a corner.
You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a firefox user.
I defy you! Come and kneel before Firefox!
Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his firefox.
I feel the need - the need for firefox!
Firefox, for lack of a better word, is good.

 

[amadeus]

They may take away our Chernenko, but they'll never take our freedom!

One Chernenko's too many, and a hundred's not enough.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard Chernenko yet!

 

[puglover]

A hot chick. Shaken, not stirred.

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my hot chick. That's the price she has to pay.

Do not go into the hot chick. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it.

Whoa

 

[Dr. Yoshi]

"Pants" seems to offer the best results:

Pants? We ain't got no pants! We don't need no pants! I don't have to show you any stinking pants!

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Pants Room!

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Pants on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little pants, too!

We'll always have Pants.

Many Bothans died to bring us this pants.

Come with pants if you want to live.

All work and no pants makes Jack a dull boy.

Pants, for lack of a better word, is good.

Go ahead, make my pants.

You can't handle the pants!

They call me Mister Pants!

Pants? Where we're going we don't need pants.

Watch the pants, everywhere, keep looking! Keep watching the pants!

Do not go into the pants. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my pants.

 

[Zarn]

I love the smell of heretic in the morning.
Round up the usual heretic.
I want that heretic, not excuses.
Better to be king for a night than heretic for a lifetime.
Hasta la vista, heretic.
Get your stinking paws off me, you dirty heretic. (censored)
Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the heretic.

All work and no salvation makes Jack a dull boy.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my salvation.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world salvation didn't exist. (What was the actual quote?)

I feel the need - the need for crusade!
First rule of Crusade Club is - you do not talk about Crusade Club.
This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old crusade.
With great power comes great crusade.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful crusade.
There is a crusade coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?
Crusade, for lack of a better word, is good.
Well, here's another nice crusade you've gotten me into!

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Many Bothans died to bring us your mom.

All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for your mom.

Your mom attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it.

I'll be your mom.

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Your Mom Room!

You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been your mom.

Show me your mom!

A boy's best friend is your mom.

Have you ever danced with your mom in the pale moonlight?

To your mom, and beyond!

I am not your mom! I am a human being. I am a man.

I love the smell of your mom in the morning.

It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with your mom.

(Some editing required.)

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my radioactive monkey."

"Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my radioactive monkey, in this life or the next."

"Soylent Green is radioactive monkey!"

"Ray, if someone asks if you are a radioactive monkey, you say, 'yes!'"

Very cute.

 

[Cannae]

For the first one I chose constipation as my word.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my constipation.

That constipation is the pure, physical manifestation of Sadako's hatred.

We can't stop here. This is constipation country.

The second and last time I chose the word hooker

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his hooker.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my hooker. Prepare to die!

Keep your friends close, but your hooker closer.

 

[silver 2039]

They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into jihad.

Remember, you're fighting for this woman's jihad, which is probably more than she ever did.

The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the gay .

Come with Bush if you want to live.

The power of Bush compels you.

I see dead Bush.

Bush! Why did it have to be Bush?

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Bush on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

You take the blue homosexual pengiun - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.

That homosexual pengiun is the pure, physical manifestation of Sadako's hatred.

Show me the homosexual pengiun!

One morning I shot an elephant in my homosexual pengiun. How he got in my homosexual pengiun, I don't know.

What do you want to marry homosexual pengiun for, anyhow?

With great power comes great homosexual pengiun.

 

[silver 2039]

This giant manboobs attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it.

I am serious ... and don't call me Giant Manboobs.

We can't stop here. This is giant manboobs country.

Open the pod bay giant manboobs, HAL.

No other factory in the world mixes its giant manboobs by waterfall. But it's the only way if you want it just... right.

Killing me won't bring back your hairy testicles.

Well, a Hairy Testicles's a Hairy Testicles, but they call it 'le Hairy Testicles'.

You can't handle the hairy testicles!

I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this hairy testicles.

It is too late, my spanking is in your veins.

I'm Spanking! I'm Spanking!

I bet you can squeal like a spanking.

First rule of Spanking Club is - you do not talk about Spanking Club.

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his spanking.

I defy you! Come and kneel before Spanking!

BDSM? We ain't got no BDSM! We don't need no BDSM! I don't have to show you any stinking BDSM!

You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a BDSM.

Nobody puts BDSM in a corner.

Pay no attention to that man behind the BDSM!

Why are you wearing that stupid BDSM suit?

They're here already! You're Allah! You're Allah!

 

[C~G]

Spamola thread but I tried the word "crap".

With great power comes great crap
My mama always said life was like a box of crap.
Go ahead, make my crap.
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to crap.
Round up the usual crap.
Play it, Sam. Play 'As Crap Goes By'.
They may take away our crap, but they'll never take our freedom!
One crap's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful crap.
You can't handle the crap!
May the Crap be with you.
When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my crap. That's the price she has to pay.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little crap, too!

 

[silver 2039]

Killing me won't bring back your silver 2039.

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce silver 2039. Aren't you?

This is the West, sir. When the silver 2039 becomes fact, print the silver 2039.

Nobody puts Silver 2039 in a corner.

May the Silver 2039 be with you.

A silver 2039. Shaken, not stirred.

If I was a silver 2039, a perfect silver 2039, how would you know it was really me?

You're gonna need a bigger silver 2039.

I have always depended on the kindness of silver 2039.

Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a silver 2039!

No, Mr. Bond, I expect silver 2039 to die.

You talking to silver 2039?

I am not a condom! I am a human being. I am a man.

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little condom, too!

You can't handle the condom!

 

[aneeshm]

I know this is far too obvious, but I couldn't resist, because the quality of the quotes war far, far too good:

First rule of Sex Club is - you do not talk about Sex Club.

Damn true.

As God is my sex, I'll never be hungry again.

Blasphemy!

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my sex.

Damn ********s.

I've got a feeling we're not in Sex anymore.

Sorry, but it's just not working.

This could be fodder for Yet Another CFC Girl Thread!

Okay, here's the plan. We get the warhead and then hold the world ransom for... one million sex!

Just

But why is the sex gone?

Really, really good question.

Most men ask that sometime after they get married.

I sympathise.

Lions and tigers and sex, oh my!

I don't want to know.....

To sex, and beyond!

Beyond? Never thought there was a beyond.

One sex's too many, and a hundred's not enough.

OK, WTH?

I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old sex for dinner.

Friends with major benefits, I see.

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my sex. That's the price she has to pay.

The above was probably the best of the lot. I couldn't stop laughing for nearly a minute.

And for an hour, for an hour - I'm the best sex in the world...

No comment.

Killing me won't bring back your sex.

Poor Bobbit.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world sex didn't exist.

I have a wee bit of a doubt about that........

Seems the "trick" didn't work so well after all.

Remember, you're fighting for this woman's sex, which is probably more than she ever did.

Must be either some very noble man fighting for women's emancipation, or a huge, huger pervert.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my sex. Prepare to die!

Poor chap. Another unfortunate Bobbitted fellow, it seems.

You know the difference between you and me? I make sex look good.

I am big! It's the sex that got small.

Not matter how much you try to rationalise it away, bub, size does matter.

I feel the need - the need for sex!

Who doesn't?

After all, tomorrow is another sex!

Looks like we have a case of nymphomania on our hands.......

You take the blue sex - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.

And so the good people over at "God Hates Fags" boycotted The Matrix......

Some closed fans of the trilogy among them even prayed to Jesus to make Neo accept the red pill....

Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful sex.

Ooohhhhhh.....

I have always depended on the kindness of sex.

Seems some people have a HELL OF A LOT of compassion.

Of all the sex joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

No comment really necessary, is there?

I love the smell of sex in the morning.

Again, who doesn't?

We'll always have Sex.

Do need to say anything here?

I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a sex lasts forever.

Sometimes, you think that God built everything so that perverts would have an easy time. So many of these quotes just seem to fit so nicely.

I find your lack of sex disturbing.

Dammit! This site has raped my childhood!

Sex? Where we're going we don't need sex.

O rly?

 

[JonnyB]

You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a duplicate thread.

I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American duplicate thread.