Dean_the_Young
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Mock post. As in, mocking the pretense of intimidation. Also, for public admission, pretty much my opinion/response to a 'threatening'
voice from the night.
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Witness death.
Cassiel raised an eyebrow at the whisper from the night.
"Is that it?"
Huh?
"Nothing else? No insinuations of what, no motivations, nothing of importance?"
That's not the point. 'Witness death...'
"I mean, if you're going to try and intimidate someone, you should at least try and do a good job of it. I mean, let's count times that I, personally, have been at risk of assassins from another leader or person. Clan of Embers, Svartalfar, Archos, Yokaido, Chislev, Onstad Hastil. All of them, at one point or another (and three of them now) have had cause to have me killed."
I am a mysterious messenger, the whispers of the night. Witness death...
"And you know what? It really doesn't matter. You aren't the first, and you won't be the last 'mysterious' individual to make ominous remarks. There's a cottage industry of them here. Let's look at this pile here. See these letters? I get mail and missive every week. Let's just look at a few of them."
"Dear Cassiel, I've included a vial of cologn for you. Please rub it all over yourself and take care to breath deeply. Sincerely, Queen Faeryl."
"To mi frend Cassael. Hab includeded spice-hot breathmint for you from Mother. Please enjoy,... can't read the name, but it's not hard to guess who it is."
"Both Sheaim have sent me letters, which we were unable to open. Now, while writing in blood ads a nice touch to an aggressive missive, it has a tendency to stick the pages together. But they also ominous and dangerous, and I'm quite frankly bored of them. Are you starting to get the picture?"
But you do not know who I am. Witness death...
"Oh, right, like that makes a difference. Do you have any idea how common anonymous and 'mysterious' threats are in Mazera? Look, look outside this window."
Cassiel strode over to a window, overlooking the city. The skyline was covered with buildings of various heights.
"You pick a building there, I guarantee you there's some 'spy' or anther hiding on a roof. You can't walk through a shadow these days without tripping over a conspiracy or a spy." Magical or mundane, murderous or just passive, there's always someone watching someone else. Double with assassins. Look there, on the street. You see that Grigori official walking down the street?"
Yes.
"See the Svartalfar Assassin trailing him, hiding behind the next building?"
Yes?
"Who's behind the next building?"
How would I know?
"You wouldn't because you're new to how these things work. Behind the Svartalfar assassin is a Malakim agent. Behind the Malakim is a Archos. Behind the Archos is an Elohim. Behind the Elohim is a Sheaim assassin. Behind the Sheaim is a Black Medicos. Watching the Black Medicos (who I don't know about yet) is an Agent of Onstad. And sneaking up behind Onstad's man is a Laughing Man. See what we have here? A chain of stalkers. Or, in this case, a chain of assassins."
Who's watching the Laughing Man.
"Others. The invisible watchers who know all. They're watching us right now, as we talk."
"Yes, that's right. I know you creeps are watching. Especially YOU, Adrian. Alright, your name is probably not Adrianbut it was worth it for the reactions of all the Adrians out there. But I'm onto your game."
Did you just break the fourth wall?
"Yes I did, which just highlights a point: you're relying on them to break the fourth wall as well, to give any care about your oh-so-frightening two-word statement that doesn't even qualify as foreshadowing. It could be a warning, promise, threat, or simply a character-building adviserary statement, all in equal measure. There is simply nothing in-character that anyone could do one way or another to 'prepare' that wouldn't be jumping at a shadow in a world rife with deceit and death. And it wouldn't matter if they did or did not anyway, because you're going to do what you do regardless."
"I mean, how would you like it if I started making random insinuating statements? How would you know if they are true or not, after a point?"
Get over it.
"World Update! Remember the ides of march!"
"World Update! No one expects the Inquisition!"
"World Update! Scooby Doo, where are you?!"
Now you're just mocking me.
"Only a little. 'Witness death' is also a comical threat in a Dark Fantasy world where hell is trying to assimilate us all."
Up yours. Witness death...
"I am Cassiel. I already see dead people."
voice from the night.
---
Witness death.
Cassiel raised an eyebrow at the whisper from the night.
"Is that it?"
Huh?
"Nothing else? No insinuations of what, no motivations, nothing of importance?"
That's not the point. 'Witness death...'
"I mean, if you're going to try and intimidate someone, you should at least try and do a good job of it. I mean, let's count times that I, personally, have been at risk of assassins from another leader or person. Clan of Embers, Svartalfar, Archos, Yokaido, Chislev, Onstad Hastil. All of them, at one point or another (and three of them now) have had cause to have me killed."
I am a mysterious messenger, the whispers of the night. Witness death...
"And you know what? It really doesn't matter. You aren't the first, and you won't be the last 'mysterious' individual to make ominous remarks. There's a cottage industry of them here. Let's look at this pile here. See these letters? I get mail and missive every week. Let's just look at a few of them."
"Dear Cassiel, I've included a vial of cologn for you. Please rub it all over yourself and take care to breath deeply. Sincerely, Queen Faeryl."
"To mi frend Cassael. Hab includeded spice-hot breathmint for you from Mother. Please enjoy,... can't read the name, but it's not hard to guess who it is."
"Both Sheaim have sent me letters, which we were unable to open. Now, while writing in blood ads a nice touch to an aggressive missive, it has a tendency to stick the pages together. But they also ominous and dangerous, and I'm quite frankly bored of them. Are you starting to get the picture?"
But you do not know who I am. Witness death...
"Oh, right, like that makes a difference. Do you have any idea how common anonymous and 'mysterious' threats are in Mazera? Look, look outside this window."
Cassiel strode over to a window, overlooking the city. The skyline was covered with buildings of various heights.
"You pick a building there, I guarantee you there's some 'spy' or anther hiding on a roof. You can't walk through a shadow these days without tripping over a conspiracy or a spy." Magical or mundane, murderous or just passive, there's always someone watching someone else. Double with assassins. Look there, on the street. You see that Grigori official walking down the street?"
Yes.
"See the Svartalfar Assassin trailing him, hiding behind the next building?"
Yes?
"Who's behind the next building?"
How would I know?
"You wouldn't because you're new to how these things work. Behind the Svartalfar assassin is a Malakim agent. Behind the Malakim is a Archos. Behind the Archos is an Elohim. Behind the Elohim is a Sheaim assassin. Behind the Sheaim is a Black Medicos. Watching the Black Medicos (who I don't know about yet) is an Agent of Onstad. And sneaking up behind Onstad's man is a Laughing Man. See what we have here? A chain of stalkers. Or, in this case, a chain of assassins."
Who's watching the Laughing Man.
"Others. The invisible watchers who know all. They're watching us right now, as we talk."
"Yes, that's right. I know you creeps are watching. Especially YOU, Adrian. Alright, your name is probably not Adrianbut it was worth it for the reactions of all the Adrians out there. But I'm onto your game."
Did you just break the fourth wall?
"Yes I did, which just highlights a point: you're relying on them to break the fourth wall as well, to give any care about your oh-so-frightening two-word statement that doesn't even qualify as foreshadowing. It could be a warning, promise, threat, or simply a character-building adviserary statement, all in equal measure. There is simply nothing in-character that anyone could do one way or another to 'prepare' that wouldn't be jumping at a shadow in a world rife with deceit and death. And it wouldn't matter if they did or did not anyway, because you're going to do what you do regardless."
"I mean, how would you like it if I started making random insinuating statements? How would you know if they are true or not, after a point?"
Get over it.
"World Update! Remember the ides of march!"
"World Update! No one expects the Inquisition!"
"World Update! Scooby Doo, where are you?!"
Now you're just mocking me.
"Only a little. 'Witness death' is also a comical threat in a Dark Fantasy world where hell is trying to assimilate us all."
Up yours. Witness death...
"I am Cassiel. I already see dead people."