From the Journal of Double A Nåzomzefon
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Moonstone
Wow, it sure is peaceful here. Horses, grazing south of the tower. Dwarves, happily laboring about. Carp, not killing anyone. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE?
Thats more like it! The river froze and the lake didnt! Leave it to Nature to totally disobey its own laws. No, wait. Now Im cold. I should take a break, I
have been working hard lately.
Im sure Diamondeye will take care of those traders for me!
Do de doo, starin at the wall!
Alright! We finally have steel! Im telling Cowabunga to make some shields for the militia right away!
Well, the traders just left. Damn, this wall is freaking awesome! Oh, and Cowabunga made his first shield.
Yep, this wall
wait, why did the fort suddenly just get a lot colder?
Oh. OH. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.
Im going skating! Oh, and, uh, we can probably remove the floodgates now. Just replace the fortification with a wall or somethin.
Opal
I told the miners to make a hole in the ceiling so we could grow above ground plants. They looked at me funny, but I think they got started.
SNOWBALL FIGHT!
or not?
What. The. Hidden. Fun. Stuff. Is. Wrong. With. This. Place.
Obsidian
Some of the dwarves have been complaining about the bedroom being on dirt. I, for one, have to agree. I ordered Luckymoose to start carving out some new bedrooms.
It has also come to my attention that we have way too freakin many mechanisms
I think were set for the next 8 or so caravans, honestly. And thats not counting the 8 bins of rock crafts we have. I think Ill just expand the stockpile in the meantime.
But honestly, I want a better bedroom, so the stockpile is gonna have to wait. I plan on sticking mechanism stockpiles on both sides of the hall.
So, today, there was some kind of earthquake, I think. Wait, seriously? It was the lake thawing? What about the river? No? Seriously? Then what was that second rumble we just had? Yeah, go check.
I need to stop writing down my conversations with other people in this journal.
Yeah,
I told ya so, Hitti! Oh, fine, I guess I CAN make you a barracks. Probably for the best.
Ill just open up the old bedroom. I dunno where theyll sleep, but, hey, its a start. Maybe I can make another tower above it or something.
And speaking of bedrooms
I thought they werent big enough, so told the miners (now both) to add some more room on the end, and to make ten more. Couldnt hurt.
Oh, and todays the last day of the year, isnt it? FREAKIN SWEAT. Im gonna drink so much booze Ill puke enough to fill a barrel! NEW YEARS RULES!
Oh, in the name of Armok, WHY did I have to drink the rum? And my head, my ACHING head
ugh
Im staying in bed
hey, you, mythmonster. Ima be over der
dont call me if you need me. Yer in charge till
oh, hell, not only do I have a fuggin hangover, Im STILL drunk
uh, yeah, whenever.
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Here is the save for mythmonster, unless he just wants to skip, in which case it goes to whoever is next on the list. Here's the status screen:
I haven't had enough dorfpower available to appoint a bookkeeper. We have about 3 bars of non-iron-related metal, which I got from the caravan/melting animal cages. There aren't any levers right now. A few more beds for the boys in steel might not hurt, but it's up to you to put them somewhere.
So ends year 1051, and my turn.
May the magma be with you.