Most embarrassing moment
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My girlfriend and I were taking a shower together, my mum came over to visit. Lord
CaptainF
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garric said:
Did your friend get jealous?Embarrassing moments...hmm.
One of them is when I pissed myself in the play pen of a Burger King. I left behind a sizable pool of urine in one of the tunnels. I was about 6.
Another was me walking in the parking lot of a school when a lens popped out of my glasses and shattered on the ground. I was about 8.
Another was when some kid shot honey at my head by squeezing the packet that it was in until it burst. It was quite impressive, considering that he was about 10 feet away, and still landed a sizable globule right on top of my noggin.
I was about 9, and yes, I did have long hair at the time.
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Dawgphood001 said:
What is so embarrassing about that?
And yes it was "crazy" and it only took me 3 secs to get into it
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"Captain! U-boat periscope at six o'clock!"MattBrown said:
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I think the time I got brought back to my (at the time) girlfriends parents for xmas when I was in college was the worst. Now, Im a very blunt atheist. Turns out the girl was a strict roman catholic. Not that this is in any way bad in and of itself, but in the 6 months of dating me she had failed to mention it (or even any signs i could pick up on o.0). So when I fly out to Colorado to visit, I make a quip about god obviously not blessing the air traffic controllers (in response to our late landing), which elicits some.. wierd looks I dont quite understand from her parents AND her.
Most uncomfortable week EVER.
Most uncomfortable week EVER.
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I masterbated in public when I was 3. But I don't remember that so I guess it doesn'nt count,
Other than that me and my friends do stuff that places us in comprimising positions. Like I was in a toilet stall (alone) in my school banging against the door and making violent sex noises. (There was a really conservative proper Chrstian guy that I wanted to shock) As it turned out he beat a hasty retreat when I started and the french teacher came in apparently stared at the door and left. (my friend was outside)
When I came out someone from my class asked me if I was stoned and told me not to smoke so much.... he's a bloody stoner and he's telling me not to smoke? haha. I suppose it could be rather embarassing looking back but i jsut found it hilarious at that time.
Other weird sitations like that make people question my sanity and sexuality. hahaah
Other than that me and my friends do stuff that places us in comprimising positions. Like I was in a toilet stall (alone) in my school banging against the door and making violent sex noises. (There was a really conservative proper Chrstian guy that I wanted to shock) As it turned out he beat a hasty retreat when I started and the french teacher came in apparently stared at the door and left. (my friend was outside)
When I came out someone from my class asked me if I was stoned and told me not to smoke so much....
he's a bloody stoner and he's telling me not to smoke? haha. I suppose it could be rather embarassing looking back but i jsut found it hilarious at that time. Other weird sitations like that make people question my sanity and sexuality. hahaah
CaptainF
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silver 2039 said:I masterbated in public when I was 3. But I don't remember that so I guess it doesn'nt count,
Other than that me and my friends do stuff that places us in comprimising positions. Like I was in a toilet stall (alone) in my school banging against the door and making violent sex noises. (There was a really conservative proper Chrstian guy that I wanted to shock) As it turned out he beat a hasty retreat when I started and the french teacher came in apparently stared at the door and left. (my friend was outside)
When I came out someone from my class asked me if I was stoned and told me not to smoke so much....
Other weird sitations like that make people question my sanity and sexuality. hahaah
That is genuinely funny!
salty mud
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bigdog5994 said:
Yup
Well, I'm sure I'll have some what I can think of, but I can't remember them off the bat. Sorry!
i have had many embarrasing moments, mainly due to my
inability to talk to more than one person at once, or in a crowd.
there was a recent still sore embarrassment in which i attempted to talk to a girl i liked with embarrassing results.
i would rather not get into details...
inability to talk to more than one person at once, or in a crowd.
there was a recent still sore embarrassment in which i attempted to talk to a girl i liked with embarrassing results.
i would rather not get into details...
bigdog5994
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Dionysius said:i have had many embarrasing moments, mainly due to my
inability to talk to more than one person at once, or in a crowd.
there was a recent still sore embarrassment in which i attempted to talk to a girl i liked with embarrassing results.
i would rather not get into details...
loser..
everyone else came clean
salty mud
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Dionysius said:i have had many embarrasing moments, mainly due to my
inability to talk to more than one person at once, or in a crowd.
there was a recent still sore embarrassment in which i attempted to talk to a girl i liked with embarrassing results.
i would rather not get into details...
Yeah I know, tell us!
My most embarrasing moment was when my friend found I got a girl I like a birthday card...
It sounds stupid but I was emabarassed!
This is a thread were people can tell about some embarssing events that have happend to them if they want to.Here's Mine
that is this one girl asked me to dress gay (yes you can laugh at me) and her resoning for this was so I would come to the mall with her. Now could someone please tell me how to enterprit this event.Joking? Serous? Creepy?Please Tell me what you think of this event.
that is this one girl asked me to dress gay (yes you can laugh at me) and her resoning for this was so I would come to the mall with her. Now could someone please tell me how to enterprit this event.Joking? Serous? Creepy?Please Tell me what you think of this event.
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Shes so embarrased to be seen with you she doesnt want a soul mistaking you for her boyfriend.
Stormrage
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Its definately strange. I`d say its some sick joke.
Fantastic just gotta here Matt Browns swimming story again. It's a lol moment that sums up what being embarrased is all about.
Suffice to say the most embarrasing experience in my life was realising just how much of a colossal moron I am. Unlearned, opinionated and worthless, people should realise this, it's breathtaking
like having your nuts shaved by a Zoroastrian priestess.
OP: the woman is wierd, get used to this they're all wierd. What do you want Sun tzu's art of women 
Budhism, Taoism and Christianity and philosophical works from Nietszche to Hagel all steered clear of this philosophical mind f**k what chance have you got?
Suffice to say the most embarrasing experience in my life was realising just how much of a colossal moron I am. Unlearned, opinionated and worthless, people should realise this, it's breathtaking
like having your nuts shaved by a Zoroastrian priestess.OP: the woman is wierd, get used to this they're all wierd.
What do you want Sun tzu's art of women Budhism, Taoism and Christianity and philosophical works from Nietszche to Hagel all steered clear of this philosophical mind f**k what chance have you got?
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JonnyB
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Maybe she thinks it's trendy to be seen having a gay friend.
