Pangur Bán
Deconstructed
Originally posted by Parsifal
That post was a little bit cynical. I think most gamers would like to see a little bit of balance, even if they would like some of the "successful" civs.
I don't see how you can suggest that Canada should be part of the English civ when there is also an American civ on your list. Aren't the Canadians more similar to the Americans than the English. And what about the French-Canadians?[
Aborigines? Khmer? Tibetans? - I thought the inclusion of failure civ8ilizations like the Zulu, Iroquois and Aztecs was bad enough. Is this game Civilization 3 or Savagization 3. Yeh, I've heard all this garbage about "balance" and "how history could have been". Cummon man, extend that to its logical conclusion and none of the civilizations in the game would be included. Yuv gotta have only the best civs or yuv gotta have real balance like:
W.Europe: the Romans and the Germans
E.Europe: Russians and Greeks
M.East: Egypt and Babylonians
C.East: India and Persia
F.East: China and Japan
Africa: Ethiopia And Zulu
Americas: Inca and Aztecs
Australasia: Polynesians and Aborigines
There, that's 16 and that's "balance". But we all know that it is the superiority and fame of a civ that counts, so there should be no Iroquois nor any of the silly "civilizations" on the poll. So the civs should be:
Mesopotamia
Egypt
Persia
India
China
Rome
Greece
Germany
Italy
Spain
England
Russia
Arabs
Mongols
America
Japan
...and maybe for the expansion pack
Turks
Hebrews
Portuguese
French
Scandinavians
Scots
Dutch
Byzantines
If anyone thinks the Canadians or Australians should be included I'll possibly die laughing.... . They should be included along with the Irish in the English civ, because they are now essentially English. And PLEASE don't give me all the silly arguments based on statehood and dead languages.
Some ideas for UUs:
Aborigines: either a cannibal or something which can take away the land of other civs by exploiting their guilt
Americans: some kind of UU that will wipe out the indigenous inhabitants of a country but campaign against imperialism without anyone noticing the hypocrisy
Arabs: a UU which makes up religions to spread their culture
China: a UU that kills rare animals on the verge of extinction
Egyptians: a dumb American documentary maker
French: An effeminate charlatan who makes people think their culture is great without actually doing any thing of merit
Scots: a drunken scrooge who can hoard money for the civ
Sorry, all light-hearted.
That post was a little bit cynical. I think most gamers would like to see a little bit of balance, even if they would like some of the "successful" civs.
I don't see how you can suggest that Canada should be part of the English civ when there is also an American civ on your list. Aren't the Canadians more similar to the Americans than the English. And what about the French-Canadians?[