Multipolarity III - Game Thread

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Okay, like, I don't actually know this guy, but like, his name is Patrick, and like, one of my best friends is called Patrick...

So, like, yeah, vote for him!

'Kay thaaaanks, byyyye!


The popular choice. A representative leader.
Patrick Ekundayo. The Voice of Today's Youth.

:lmao:
 
Endorsing Costa Rica
 
Indonesia - Spammers, Japan
Costa Rica - Granada, Solitude, Papacy, Manx
Guinea - New Zealand, Tropico
Aden - Malay, Britain, Sinai

This is gonna be a fun race. :p
 
ooc: Thats all that matters tani ;)
 
Why... the hell... you put an h there... :suicide:
 
There was very good circumstantial evidence that you couped multiple states

"Very good circumstantial evidence" meaning only two or three countries got couped over to me. Which isn't by any means good evidence at all, considering just about all of Europe got couped over to the UK and I can vouch for them that their espionage network can't possibly have the means to do such a thing.

and you refused to "disown" them. That is actually a very good reason.

And why would I? Why would I give away a strategical advantage to prove my innocence while at, by now, obvious cold war with your state? That would be utterly stupid. If a nation wants to be part of my sphere, I will let them. The person who was able to get into power got there for a reason: They were better than the previous ruler. They aren't anymore illegal than any other regime on this planet, and you have no right to tell any country what to do with their own country, or what to do period.

Papal States – Aden, Malay, Russia, Sinai

Also I never said to embargo the Pope and I do believe he doesn't want to embargo me.
 
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A mortal steward. A divine purpose.
Patrick Ekundayo. A Steady Hand in Peace and War.
 
The Papal-Sinai embargo was automatic as per the Pope's HITSGDP membership. It doesn't matter if you want to embargo the other state or not; embargoes are automatically bilateral. If I do not want to buy your goods or services, or sell you mine, logically your people cannot buy or sell to me regardless of what they want. :p

Anywho, moot since the Papacy has left the HITSGDP and the embargo has been lifted.

Orders locked. To announce who is due for liquidation soon.

Nominations closed. Please vote for whichever candidates you want on a preference list, danke.

Candidates:

Costa Rica
Aden
Guinea
Indonesia
 
The Papal-Sinai embargo was automatic as per the Pope's HITSGDP membership. It doesn't matter if you want to embargo the other state or not; embargoes are automatically bilateral. If I do not want to buy your goods or services, or sell you mine, logically your people cannot buy or sell to me regardless of what they want.

I don't get your logic. I'm almost positive Jeho said he wouldn't be embargoing me, and I know I said I wouldn't be embargoing him. Unless I missed something somewhere. I don't think it makes sense for the alliance to literally make these kinds of decisions for you if that's where you're going with this.

buuuuut whatever
 
The HITSGDP's membership requires you embargo everyone on the list. It's not opt-in. That's why it's miles more effective than the UN. :p

==Territorial Shifts==

Large swathes of land have changed hands recently due to influential citizens' purchases and weaker governments acknowledging that stronger states could probably make better use of the land. Perhaps the most notable changes are the annexation of Easter Island and Libya into New Zealand and Manx, respectively. The Russians, meanwhile, celebrate the reclaiming of St. Petersburg.

==German Unification==

Ashelin Praxis and Emperor Tachyon have inked an accord to unify the two Germanies into one. Tachyon shall reign as Emperor of the German Empire, while Ashelin shall serve as Chancellor of a newly-created, empowered German Reichstag. The regime is to be nominally constitutional, with Bavaria retaining a large degree of autonomy.
 
*sigh* I knew that I was forgeting something.
 
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Now: You love human rights, you hate protecting 'em. D'you know you hate protectin' foreigners, that's why you aren't respected anywhere! Watch this. One slap: Peacekeepers! I love rights without obligations too, but once in a while let the people in; at least let them volunteer for Peacekeeping. You're gonna change your global standing. ICC, HRC, stuff in what, five seconds? Four-five seconds it's done!

This thing, this General Assembly? Looks boring! Stop having a boring UN, stop having a boring life! Add Patrick, put him here like this, now you're gonna have a nice... UN SecGen. Look at this; you're gonna have an exciting life now!

Look: Here's a tight-ass European... One chop; you add the South American, you add the African. And, what you can do, you can mix cultures together, you can add the Asian; and you're gonna love this. You don't have time to bridge differences?.. Multilateralism to go.

You're gonna love my nuts. Watch this: tinpots, false gods... Comes with a Security Council. So you can do everything with the Security Council. Alright? Or you can do it in the General Assembly; whatever you'd like. It's so easy! One finger; if Patrick can do it with one finger, you guys can do it with your whole government. Your kids can do it. You know what they claim in sovereigntist countries? "Co-operation's impossible in sovereigntist countries." Add a couple of populists if you want... So you can make it for the whole planet. Stop throwin' your future away! You know, not only nuts, what about fruits? Put a Spammer... Look at that; isn't that beautiful on your world order?

The reason Pat's gonna slap away everyday... is 'cuz he's so honest in his intent. One; Two; and pops open like that, like a butterfly, to review. Now these other ones that you've seen in past years, hidden agenda gets into their policies -all the usual candidates have this- you can't trust it! You can't open this up! It's worthless! Forget about it!

Now, take Patrick, put him into office, and you get the green lobby. Alright, here's the green lobby, with the crazies, there you go: de-crazies the green lobby, you're gonna ratify more green bills... The energy lobby, with the liars; alright, this is makin' you cry, i' makin' me cry. Alright; life's hard enough as it is, you don't wanna cry anymore. Put Patrick right there; the liars 're at the bottom... Now look at this, you want a few energy lobbyists, you don't wanna drag out the deliberations? The liars come right out! You see that?

Alright, now put a doctor in there, add your aid workers, your Rotary Club right there, you hit it like this... Guys, we're gonna make the planet healthy again, one slap at a time!

Now here's the deal: When you vote for Patrick, we're gonna give you a Commissioner, for Human Rights. War crimes, genocide; in the UN, comes with a court system. And watch this: Varkos, Arubine, Salarini, Polzhetinye, bikini. Look at that: Comes with dual oversight, just mandate it; criminals come right out, fined and incarcerated, convictions; comes with a holding cell, stays sealed. Put 'em in prison, take 'em out when their trial's due, strengthen international law, you're gonna love this thing.

Patrick wins with a plurality vote, but if you call now, within the next 20 minutes 'cuz you know we can't do this all day, you're gonna get the Human Rights Commissioner, absolutely free. So that's two, for a plurality vote: Patrick, with a Commissioner! Here's how to order...


Dependable and versatile. Convenient and clear.
Patrick Ekundayo. More than You Bargained For.
 
...Indonesia definately looks like a better choice
OOC: calling 1-800-Inquisition...we need to off this chaos nut here...

IC:chances of his election are low we predict.
 
Heh, jealous...


Tani, I'm assuming the nominees don't vote?
 
I don't see it actually affecting anything either way.
 
Economic Development in Namibia:

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After the news about the state giving loans to businessmen, both Namibians and non-Namibians, several businessmen have started to invest in the local economy and also set up new factories and industries. After years of war, and with the economy destroyed, it seemed that Namibia would not be able to recover, but now it is accepted by many economists that in only a few years Namibia would have recovered and developed it's economy even more.
 
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