My advice for the day

[G-Max]

Never trust a homeless meth addict. No matter how level-headed and responsible he seems, I can guarantee that he'll have about 20-30 homeless meth addict friends who he'll insist on introducing you to, and they won't all be as trustworthy as he is.

Shocking, isn't it?

 

[BSmith1068]

This sounds like a story begging to be told...

 

[LucyDuke]

Ugh, I'll have to change my plans for tonight. Thanks for the heads-up.

 

[Synobun]

Who would have thought that drug users aren't to be trusted.

 

[Silurian]

My advice for yesterday was be careful who you talk too.



So is this the shocking end to this thread

 

[Bugfatty300]

I'm sick of this forum stereotyping homeless meth addicts.

 

[Kozmos]

I'm a homeless meth addict and I find this highly offensive.

 

[Zelig]

What about homeless heroin addicts?

 

[LucyDuke]

Wait, my meth addict friend has an apartment. Does that mean I can still trust him?

 

[JollyRoger]

The homeless meth addict I know introduces me to a never ending series of chronic bedwetters.

 

[Save_Ferris]

My dyslexic homeless friend is addicted to them.

 

[sophie]

My dyslexic homeless friend is addicted to them.

I will not stand for this injustice! To think illiterates are stealing meth from good wholesome upstanding Americans! I demand dealers give literacy tests before issuing product!

 

[Maimonides]

I like this thread, but it should renamed to "Get Your Post Count Here!"

 

[Skwink]

Also, do not, no matter what, try to give a dollar to a homeless meth addict and then pull it away really quick. They're never in the mood for jokes.

 

[azzaman333]

Is homeless meth the same as regular meth?

 

[Hygro]

Never trust a homeless meth addict. No matter how level-headed and responsible he seems, I can guarantee that he'll have about 20-30 homeless meth addict friends who he'll insist on introducing you to, and they won't all be as trustworthy as he is.

Shocking, isn't it?

jokes aside, that's kind of a true point.

 

[Traitorfish]

Is homeless meth the same as regular meth?

Homelethmeth is one of the motht theriouth blighth on thociety.

 

[Leoreth]

Shouldn't it be 'thothiety'? *ducks*

 

[warpus]

Homeless meth addict
He smokes a lot of good meth
Don't trust his stoned arse

 

[Traitorfish]

Shouldn't it be 'thothiety'? *ducks*

Whoopth.