Neo Nes Mmvi : Grand Campaign

[JosefStalinator]

@ Josef:
edit your post, it could get the thread closed.

Since when do the mods punish anyone for making fun of Texans?

 

[das]

Jolly good update! And so things heat up...

to defend against imperialism.

Ahem? Remove the "against", please.

 

[Birdjaguar]

And why do i get the feeling something is going to happen very soon to make all regret being a part of the stock exchange...

I didn't even know it existed till I got economic benefits.

Remember: buy low, sell high and don't buy on margin.

 

[Finmaster]

Chairman Mats Sundin was indeed a great man. He was charismatic, he could speak to the people well, and was greatly adored by the Scandinavians.

But there was one thing people didn't know about Chairman Mats Sundin. He had an alcohol problem!

He started every day with a shot of vodka, drank three beers before the lunchbrake, and ended the day with three shots of strong rum. Chairman Sundin also had a hideous secret regarding this: the rum was imported - from DENMARK!

All was fine until one day Chairman Sundin and Peter Forsberg, mayor of Oslo, went on a boy's night out together. They had a load of fun, drank and smoked themselves into a hilarious state and ended up scoring with some chicks.. but on their way home - the editor of the biggest newspaper in Scandinavia saw Chairman Sundin wasted!

And the next day, it was all over the headlines! "Chairman Sundin seen wasted in the night of Stockholm!"

***

"What do we do, Peter?" asked Mats from the mayor of Oslo who he had been out with.

"Dontcha worry Matsie, is gonna be easy like putting butter on top of a sandwich!" replied Peter happily.

For he had found a perfect lookalike of chairman Sundin on one of his trips to north. The lookalike was brought to Stockholm and as Mats was holding another big speech to his people from the balcony of his mansion, Peter was getting the lookalike wasted with some good-quality Finnish vodka.

Then, in the middle of Chairman Sundin's economical overview, the lookalike stepped up to the crowd.

"Mpppphhhfffff khick your hshaaasssssss ghonnnaaa ghhmppf", he said, and the crowd was like: "wow, the alcoholic wasn't really the chairman, it was just his lookalike!"

And so, Sundin's reputation was saved, and all was fine again in the Socialist States of Scandinavia

 

[stalin006]

nice story. (funny to see lack of posts when it seemed that the nes would speed up )

 

[Captain2]

dont worry stalin theres a war going on so people are naturally keeping their mouths shut in case they want civil relations in the future lol

btw, go leafs

 

[alex994]

When's the next update planned for?

 

[stalin006]

saturday 10 chars

 

[Insane_Panda]

Texas declares war against negros, gays

Ho SH*T!!!

 

[das]

Its not like they've conquered UCC already.

 

[alex994]

EDIT: I love munckins

 

[Birdjaguar]

Its not like they've conquered UCC already.

Have I been conquered? I thought that was in the other game!

 

[JosefStalinator]

Have I been conquered? I thought that was in the other game!

I think he meant by blacks and gays

 

[Birdjaguar]

I think he meant by blacks and gays

Whew! I thought I'd missed a turn or something.

 

[stalin006]

actually they have been the United states since the 1700s, a thriving population ever since they immigrated from france..
(that was a joke!)

no more jokes or gay-black bashing on my nes

 

[The Farow]

Cuivienen, are you going to open up that thread for the Entente conference in Paris?

 

[stalin006]

perhaps someone should also open one for the other allience whose name i forgot.... coney and swiss arent around so someone else can start it.

 

[ThomAnder]

Das is the only other PC player in that alliance... (Vertrag or Soyuz?)

 

[das]

There isn't a point in starting a thread before the others get back, anyway.

 

[stalin006]

i call it vertrag/soyuz cus the russians and germans cant decide. Which could be the first thing cleared up in a thread