NES2 VIb - Return of the Chaos.

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Yeah. They haven't even waved the white flag once. Geeze das, we expected a little realism here. :mad:

Please note that I find French bashing to be in rather poor taste, so I don't know what came over me when I wrote this post...
 
poor taste? its a national tradition!
 
Where - in America or in England? :p
 
..................... both? The first Americans would have been English types, so some of our past times would have carried over and all that.
 
Meh I never trust frenchmen. They have shifty accents and all. Plus they are not evil enough. See what happened to George, he was getting all to righteous and his brain got splattered all over the fancy bookshelves, a darn shame.

Plus I am greatly suprised there is so little Unique Units. Iggy we need one. NAO.
 
I remind you that the guillotine is an extremelly humane method of execution. ;) The English perfected quartering.
 
Insane_Panda said:
Evil? EVIL?!

Did the English ever execute thousands of their own citizens under the guillotine? ;)

Guillotine is too humane, but if you disembowled them, now that would be maybe errrmm quasi-evil, but I dont like disembowlement, it leaves a big mess and it's hard to get the stain of intestines out.
 
What about the mitrailledes? They're messy too, but are good for dealing with lots of people at the time. "Guillotines chop too slowly." - Citoyen F.
 
How about the 2,000 drowned in the Loire? I think the French Revolution was perfectly bloody. :D
 
I myself rather like the rapid corpse disposal in Lyons; dump all corpses in the Rhone so that they will travel southwards and eventually cause the British in Toulon to freak out.

NONETHELESS, this might be a bit off-topic, unless Panda starts some mass slaughters of his own any time soon.
 
A EULOGY FOR PEACE
A DECLARATION OF MOURNING
- 1784 ANNO DOMINI -


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Citizens of the Empire, we have suffered a great loss. It is not only I who have suffered, it is all of us. As you all know, the Empress and the Prince Imperial, my wife and my son, have been killed in a horrific act of terror. Such an atrocity will forever be remembered, and such a day will forever be mourned. I have lost too many people that I have adored, that I have loved, and my pysche, my very being, will always be affected. Gone forever are the days of my youthful bliss. I am now faced, dauntingly, with the real world. A world of terror and darkness littered with a few glimpses of hope, hope such as our Empire. We must remember, however, that this is not simply an attack on me and on the Imperial family, and not another egalitist action against the "bourgeoisie". This, unfortunately, is an attack upon all of us, a declaration of war against every single citizen of this Empire. The Palace, the Imperial Family - what are we but symbols of the greatness of the people? What are we but servants to the people? Without the people, we are naught. But without the Empire, without the strength and security it provides, the people are naught.

The Imperial Family, my father especially, built this Empire, built it upon the support and love of the people, built it for the people. An attack upon our most soveriegn and great institutions, the Imperial Family, is an attack upon the very foundations of our great society, and thus, the very foundations of our christian civilization. We can never be reminded too much the debt which the world owes us, and we can never be reminded too much of our responsibility to this world. We are the savoirs of Europe, the saviors of all that is right, and all that is good. I, and my wife and son, now deceased, now lost to the graces of god, are, and were, the champions of this great civilization.

You, the people, are the foundation, and the children of this great Empire. You must cherish the government has you cherish a parent, yet you must demand from the government all that you demand from your parents. You must ask for peace, security, and prosperity. This attack is the latest of such attacks on all those things. It is the latest of attacks against all that we stand, and for that, we cannot allow it to go unpunished. We must, as always, remain ever more vigilant, just as this attack shows us. We were all very happy, all very hopeful towards the future as the egalitist threat was slowly, but surely rooted out - and now this. This most horrible act of desperation, an act funded by those who would seek to ruin civilization.

I say to you let us now declare our strength! Let us show these villanous cowards that there is no other power such as the Empire, and that they will never prevail! We shall avenge the deaths of those murdered, and we shall destroy all those who seek to oppose us! Let us declare, ultimately, our supreme resolved, and our supreme duty to rid the world of barbarity!

For that is all we can do in the face of such actions. We cannot hide from nor can we ignore such acts. We must, however, continue our lives unfettered, yet as we live we must open our eyes, open them to the possibility that there are such vile men which wish us harm. We must come upon such men, and we must destroy them.

This is a most horrible of times. Yet we must find within us the strength to perservere, to continue to fight, alongside our allies, for what is right and what is good. We, the government, must work to protect you, yet you, the citizen, must also work towards much the same. The government cannot alone be responsible for you, you must be responsible for civilization. You must, upon hearsay or upon acts of treason, act decisively, and act resolutely to stop such things. You must warn your government, you must warn your common brethren. Ask not what the Empire can provide for you, ask what you must provide for your Empire, and ultimately, yourself.

That is the message we must all hold in our hearts. That, and our ideals, our values, and of our history. If we lose sight our values we lose sight of civilization and we shall thus become nothing less than those who surround us. We know we are better, and we know we are superior - but we must strive for such superiority, and we must work for such, and we must lead by example. We are the leaders of Civilization, yet there are some which would have our civilization fall at the expense of their own greed and their own power. We all know who are enemies are - the whole world knows it. However, with our open enemies come those who lurk in the shadows, who perhaps now are friendly, but who seek to take advantage of our situation. Britain was one of such enemies, and now, her pride lays at the bottom of the seafloor. Such is our message to the barbarians.

Finally, I urge you - mourn for your Empress, mourn for your Prince, your child. But most of all, mourn for the future without an Empire such as ours, and know that you, the people, are the foundation on which our civilization lies.

Un Gens, Un Empire, Un Empereur.

- Emperor Valérien I, Imperator Augustus of the Holy Roman Empire

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das said:
I remind you that the guillotine is an extremelly humane method of execution. ;) The English perfected quartering.

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Hmm, except that the brain retains awareness for a little while longer. Interesting to see how that would work, though. Not first hand, but you know what I mean. ;)

The electric chair probably ranks as the worst form of popular execution ever...and it was only invented by Edison to prove that DC could kill a man.
 
Thlayli said:
The electric chair probably ranks as the worst form of popular execution ever...and it was only invented by Edison to prove that DC could kill a man.

AC! Not DC, AC! Westinghouse wanted AC, Edison DC, Edison built electric chair using AC! :wallbash:
 
TO: Holy Roman Empire [otFN]
FROM: Japanese Empire
CC: International Community

It is with a heavy heart that we must publically state that we feel the time of Japan's participation in the Alliance System must come to an end. We have enjoyed many years of cooperation with our fellow alliance members, and look foward to doing so in the future, but at present we feel the system to be too confining in regards to our own natural interests. We wish our former fellow peers the best of luck, and look forward to continued to relations.

TO: South Sea Company
FROM: Japanese Empire

We would be most interested in expanded relations. If you wish to discuss something more concrete, do not hesitate to contact us.
 
Symphony D. said:
TO: Holy Roman Empire [otFN]
FROM: Japanese Empire
CC: International Community

It is with a heavy heart that we must publically state that we feel the time of Japan's participation in the Alliance System must come to an end. We have enjoyed many years of cooperation with our fellow alliance members, and look foward to doing so in the future, but at present we feel the system to be too confining in regards to our own natural interests. We wish our former fellow peers the best of luck, and look forward to continued to relations.

To: Japanese Empire
From: EUA


We trust that our mutual trade agreements and so on that were made outside the alliance system remain in operation?
 
Insane_Panda said:
Swissempire, I agree.

The price is set at 6 EP.
Agreed.

An Aquisition for the Ages​

Executive Director Sinton stood in front of the assembled Court and members of the press and populance, his employees. He was brimming with excitement, feeling like a young boy again. The session was called to order by the Chairman, and the room silenced. They all watched as John Sinton walked up to the podium. He cleared his throat and started.

"Shareholders, Employees, Members of the Company. We have done it. The South Sea Company is open for buisness. We have recently made two deals of titanic proportions. The first of which is a deal inked and agreed to with the Venerable Nation of Japan. A huge potential market, we have expanded into it. As production and industry gear up this quarter, this literally Large and Richer Empire is ripe to export our fine goods to, and the proximity of its untapped natural resources should also field and abundance of raw imports for processing. Prime Minister Tanaka Masayoshi is a graceious man, having entertained he at his residency in Kee-yo-toe. I even met with the Emperor himself, though only briefly. This will be a consistent source of income for us, raising wages and creating more jobs for the Inter-Conglomerates to take over.

From there i made the long trek to Lyons for the Imperial Funeral. It was a sad spectacul for all, but also an enlightenment. I mourned and wept with the imperial family. To take the words from the Great Valerien and apply them here, we must see we now live in A world of terror and darkness littered with a few glimpses of hope, hope such as our This Company. We must remember, however, that this is not simply an attack on The Emperor of a far away country and on the Imperial family, and not another egalitist action against the "bourgeoisie". This, unfortunately, is an attack upon all of us, a declaration of war against every single citizen of this World. The Company, the Directorite - what are these but symbols of the greatness of the people? From such a sad day i have come to a realization. Egalitism is our nemsis, our foe in the darkness. They are upon us like a plague from Satan. They have no honor, no law, no dignity. The follow no code, have no organization, no tranparency. They add nothing to this world but death and certainly would love to destroy the dear Company. So Gentleman, I declare war on Egalitism, the scourge of humanity. The company declares war on Egalitism. Be wary of the Egalitists at all times, and report suspects to your Supervisors or Managers. For this War on Egalitism is WOE, and WOE shall we bring to them.

But an even happier hapenstance came from this meeting of the titans of the Free Market World. For once pleaseantries were dispensed, wine drunk, cheese and women had *audience chuckles*, the Emperor and I dicussed buisness. As you know, even before our seperation, our schism from the British Empire, we desired the Australis and New Corsican territories of the HRE. The Crown, as always, ignored our plea's, but we pressed on. And now i announce to you the aquisition of these properties for the Company, expanding us twicefold. The sum of 6,000,000 Francs shall be transfered to the Holy Roman Empire of France. This is a virtual steal, as the territory shall pay off the investment in under 1 years time. I have already begun raising the venture capital. The Company is on the Rise my people. Long Live the Company.

We must ensure the prosperity of the Company. The energy, the faith, the devotion which we bring to this endeavor will light our country and all who serve it—and the glow from that fire can truly light the world. And so, my fellow Employees: ask not what the Company can do for you—ask what you can do for the Company. My fellow people of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the profit of Man, and the Defeat of Egalitism."
 
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