GeneNES
With a snapping sound, lights crackled on in a large, enclosed space. A large group of penguins and polar bears could be seen taking part in civil discussion, and several uncivil acts of miscellaneous violence. A coalition of assorted pandas, otters and Safavid Persians made up the NAO delegation. Various Owls, Leperchauns, Vegetable Overlords, Hedgehogs, Hamsters, Moose and Walrii were also to be found in the area.
“But yes.” Noted Penguin Technician Pikt, “NESLife has been updating a little slowly lately.”
“Though the artwork is fantastic...” quietly noted one Otter.
“Stop whining, Daftpanzer has a life too!” noted one Hamster, reaching for his death ray. His intentions may never be known, as a polar bear stepped on him a second later.
“Anyhoo,” resumed Pikt, “I had a thought. What if we ran an inverted NESlife? Horrible artwork, but quick updates?”
“I thought that we were parts of an NES, not running a NES.” Grunted one larger polar bear.
“I know, it’s like... meta2. Weird.”
“But still an interesting idea.”
“Indeed. And that is why I brought you all here- To start a genetic NES!”
“Isn’t it a ripoff of Spore the NES as well?”
“No, our artwork is worse. Tekk!”
“Yes?”
“Start the life processes!”
“Affirmative.”
Lights focused on a large tank of nutrient-rich water in the center of the building.
“Initiating time field.”
A bluish hazy field buzzed into appearance around the tank.
“Electrical stimulus initiated. Hydrogen/Carbon/Oxygen/Nitrogen/Phosphorus/Sulphur Compounds: Check. Complex molecules: Check. We have nucleotides. We have phospholipids. Amino Acids: Check... We have membrane formation... we have proteins... we have... LIFE!”
Applause echoed throughout the chamber. On an overhead screen, a magnified picture appeared. It was...
“It’s a... bubble.” Noted a hedgehog.
“It’s a cell! Isn’t it magnificent?”
One of the circular things started to break in half. Half of the audience applauded, the other half stared confusedly.
“Let the evolutionary wars begin!”
The idea is that people would make evolutions, and I would make very simple diagrams showing it. They can't possibly get more simple than this, however. People could evolve things by adding one trait to a creature, like 'Cell Wall', Flagella, 'Digestion', etc. 1 Trait and One Evolution Per turn.
Question: Would people like to start with Prokaryotes or Eukaryotes?