TV 7 NEWS
The official Greek TV News
With:
Nikos Hatzinikolaou (N):
George Tragas (G):
Wong Lee (W):
N: We welcome everyone to the TV7 News, the only real news in Greece. Remember: TV7 is the Channel of the Nation!!!
G: Today we have many News. Let's see the news in titles:
The Greek Army marches in the Balkans!
CUSS and German Barbarians threaten to enslave the Greek people, burn our houses and rape our Women.
Communists organize terrorist attacks!
CUSS Barbarians kidnap and eat alive Greek babies.
New Kung Fu Movies starring Jackie Chan become famous in Greece.
King Pavlos tours in Greek China!
Prime Minister Andreas Papandreou begins new Economic Policy.
N: Okay. Now let's start our News with the advance of the Mighty People's Holy Army of Greece in the Balkans. George, can you inform us about the advance?
G: The Greek army, wanting to civilize our Orthodox Balkan Brothers has decided to advance into Barbarian territory and begin it's mission to bring Greek culture to the Balkans. The campaign will be organized and led by Mr. Georgios Konstantinou, Member of the Military Council. The Greek Army will start the advance in a few months.
- Greek Army ready to civilize the Balkans.
- Georgios Konstantinou, Member of the Military Council
N: Thank you, George. Meanwhile the CUSS and German Barbarians start new threats against Greece. Lee, can you inform us about the new threats of the Barbarians?
W: The CUSS and German Barbarians announced ''We shall burn Greece to the ground. We shall enslave them and have them to die in labour camps. We shall rape their women and kill their children.'' As you can see from those statements, those people have no culture or civilization. All Greeks must hate those sub-humans Barbarians.
N: Thanks Lee. In other news, Terrorists blew up a station. George, can you tell us who was behind those attacks?
G: The Communists, of course. Those Barbarian sub-human terrorists, who dare to say that they represent the people, blew up the station and they want to start a Global revolution that will exterminate all of our traditions. The Communists are worse than the Barbarians.
N: I have just been informed that there are new proofs that CUSS Barbarians kidnap and eat alive Greek babies. I cannot believe how those Barbarians could commit such actions! That's why we Greeks and Chinese are called civilized and the CUSS barbarians. Now, let's change the mood of the news and talk about the new movies of Jackie Chan! Lee, tell us more.
W: The new Kung Fu movies of Jackie Chan have broken all sales records in Greece and have become the most famous movies in Greece. The combination of epic action and humour has made the movies of Jackie Chan famous and loved in Greece. Jackie Chan lives in Canton, in Greek China. His new movie is called
''Fists of Fury'' and will have to do with Jackie trying to stop a CUSS spy from stealing secret files from the Greek Government. Of course, in the movie Jackie kicks a lot of Barbarian ass!
- Jackie Chan in ''Fists of Fury''
N: His Highness, King Pavlos, has started his tour in Greek China. Lee, can you iform us about the tour of the King?
W: The King landed in the port of Canton where thousand of Chinese cheered him and called him to lead the Greek and Chinese people to victory against the Barbarians. Now, he is expected to meet with Commander Papagos and Chiang kai Shek to plan the expansion of Greek China.
-His Highness, King Pavlos.
N: Now in domestic News, Prime Minister Andreas Papandreou has said that he will start a new economic policy. George, can you tell us more about the new policy?
G: Well, the Prime Minister said that he has met with several foreign investors who are interested in investing into Greece. Many of them plan to build new Factories that will provide more than 500,000 new jobs. Greece is now the third largest economy in the world, and the Prime Minister wants to keep it this way. So he has begun a new economic program and has met with more than fifty foreign investors.
- Prime Minister Andreas Papandreou.
N: And with this, we end our news. We hope that you will see us again tommorow. Until then, have a good day.