New Turney letter released
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PrincepsAmerica
Nothingness made flesh
We probably should withdraw our baby-killer soldiers. I'm not sure how many Iraqi babies there are left to kill and I think their skills could be put to better work killing Mexican children on our Southern border.
But the regular non-baby-killer divisions should remain in Iraq for the time being.
But the regular non-baby-killer divisions should remain in Iraq for the time being.
"Confessions" under duress are meaningless
She's right, though. Don't we have enough babies to kill back home that we shouldn't get embroiled in foregin baby-killing adventures? Let the Iraqis and the Iranians kill their own babies!
Where'd you get that letter? Yes I know it's fake, but I was just wondering if you wrote it or you got it from some other site.
Che Guava
The Juicy Revolutionary
Later received by the BBC
P.S. President Aminjemihnad is soooooooo hot! Much better looking than Tony Blair, or Bush, or even that new secretary general at the U.N. Real men have beards, didn't you know? Ok, now I have to get back to this hospitable, progressive, democratic, and free society, they're expecting me in the garden for figs and tea....
P.S. President Aminjemihnad is soooooooo hot! Much better looking than Tony Blair, or Bush, or even that new secretary general at the U.N. Real men have beards, didn't you know? Ok, now I have to get back to this hospitable, progressive, democratic, and free society, they're expecting me in the garden for figs and tea....
Wow, I didn't even read the quote as I thought that this thread was referring to the real Turney letter. Looks like someone in angling for a job as an Iranian government official.
bathsheba666
Fast 'n Bulbous
Did they get this confession without waterboarding....does that make it more or less convincing...
amadeus
Bishop of Bio-Dome
No, I wrote it.
Then, I must congratulate you; it's funny and cleverly written.
What a load of bull. Is the Iranian government so stupid as to think that we would believe that such a letter is genuine? ("Zionist dictatorships of Europe"? What the heck does that mean?) We should have a poll, though, and see how many people think this is genuine. I'm betting there would be a least a couple here who'd accept it, which is pretty sad.
"Well, they're expecting me to serve figs and tea. Because a woman should never stray from her place as a servant of men, may Allah the ever merciful, the ever gracious, and His glorious and righteous servant President Ahmadinejad, be praised."
You should read the rest of the thread.What a load of bull. Is the Iranian government so stupid as to think that we would believe that such a letter is genuine? ("Zionist dictatorships of Europe"? What the heck does that mean?) We should have a poll, though, and see how many people think this is genuine. I'm betting there would be a least a couple here who'd accept it, which is pretty sad.
"Well, they're expecting me to serve figs and tea. Because a woman should never stray from her place as a servant of men, may Allah the ever merciful, the ever gracious, and His glorious and righteous servant President Ahmadinejad, be praised."
I think I need to get more sleep.
