NEWS: Bin Laden Suicide By TV...developing

[amadeus]

JUST IN OFF THE DRUDGE REPORT:

"Osama bin Laden plans a TV suicide that will trigger attacks on London, Paris and the US, the DAILY MIRROR of London is planning to report on Monday, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned...."

DEVELOPING...

 

[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

Bet it's pay-per-view

 

[joespaniel]

Thank you to the Daily Mirror of London for letting all the terrorist "moles" know its time to prepare to attack.

 

[Strik]

Ahh well, in a Dutch newspaper just after the 11th september bombing, it gave every refinery and other important targets for terrorism to destroy including map and locations. Now that is dumb.
This is just a warning, not to worry about my guess.

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Suicide by TV. For some reason, that reminds me of that lovely, yet obscure short story by Zola, "Death By Technology". I do recommend it.
The short story, that is.

As to the demise of Mr. Bin Laden, I would personally like it to be on free to air when he expires from a bayonet in the bottom, but unfortunately, it has all the makings of a commercialized, pay TV event

I think I would not be too forward in proposing that the relevant authorities have preparations in place for any events, and strategies to deal with the soon to late Mr. Bin Laden.

Maybe they could tape him being let out of the airlock on the International Space Station...

 

[Alcibiaties of Athenae]

He should have done it on September 10th, and saved us a lot of trouble.

I don't think he has the guts to do it, I think he's a phoney.

 

[Matrix]

No, no. He's not a phoney. He's a crazy, wacky, mentally sick, Allah obsessed, power driven madman. ...But he's not a phoney.

Personally, I won't mind if he kills himself. I think we're better off without him. The example he will give by it won't be big as he's only popular for the Pathans (the faction of the Taliban & Al Qaida). But with him gone, a great strategist is also lost.

 

[Franklyn]

note that the source of this story is a russian tv interview w/ bin laden's estranged wife. she's not exactly a primary source, and the story seems speculative at best.
here's the top half of the London Mirror story. judge for yourself.

BIN LADEN'S SONS WILL KILL HIM ON TV
Sons 'will shoot him to foil allies'

From Jeremy Armstrong In Kabul

OSAMA bin Laden plans a TV suicide that will trigger attacks on landmarks in London, Paris and the US.

His estranged wife Sabiha said last night he would order his elder sons to shoot him rather than be captured.

Sabiha, 45, added: "That will be the signal for a new wave of terror. The targets this time would be the Capitol building in Washington, Big Ben in London and the Eiffel Tower in Paris."

Her claims were broadcast on Russian television as al-Qaeda boss bin Laden reportedly led 1,000 loyalists into forests in Afghanistan after being flushed out of his Tora Bora caves.

New evidence has also emerged of his role in the September 11 atrocities in America.

In a 40-minute video tape obtained by the Pentagon, he described the damage around the twin towers as "greater than expected" and praised Allah for the success of the attacks.

Bin Laden, 44, whose Saudi family run a multi-billion dollar construction business, is said to have 15 children by three or four wives.

Estranged wife Sabiha, who abandoned him after he took another wife aged 17, revealed the "suicide" plan on Russian TV channel, TV6.

Sabiha said he wanted his death and ultimate martyrdom filmed by the al-Jazeera TV network, based in Gulf state Qatar. ...

 

[CurtSibling]

No need for his lice-covered sons to do it,

I'll happily shoot that women and children killing bampot...Personally!

The sooner the son of a camel spawn is dead the sooner we
can get onto the next despot and hammer him!!!