One Hour

[Luckymoose]

Since there is no way to escape this death. I would simply, assuming this is a Christian Hell demon, go to church (Catholic) and get my hand soaked in holy water and ask the demon for one last thug hand shake before I perish. I could care less about other people. I would probably just leave a facebook status about it and continue with my plot to cause discomfort to the bastard demon.

 

[W|M]

Do what all good boys do when a demon gives you a message. Fiddle contest until I get my life back.

I would do exactly the same. I can play the fiddle.

 

[moaz2]

rape selena gomez since my house is near hera fitting end to my rel and sex life

 

[sophie]

rape selena gomez since my house is near hera fitting end to my rel and sex life

1.) That's disgusting, selena gomez really isn't even that attractive.

2.) Rape is not really a joking matter dude.

 

[Narz]

Imagine a demon from the depth of hell comes to you right now and tells you you have precisely one hour left to live. There is nothing you can do about it. You are going to die. What would you do in your last hour?

Read this whole thread again & again.

It would be damn near impossible to secure any form of sex within an hour.

Dominos' escort service used to promise free delivery within 30 minutes but alas, a few overzealous drivers screwed that up.

 

[Ataxerxes]

I'd write a message to everyone I loved, call my parents and say how much I loved them (though I probably wouldn't tell them I was about to die as it would ruin the moment), shower, shave, put my best clothes on, eat a sandwich and a coke, smoke a cigarette and take a long walk to somewhere pleasant.

I really, really don't want to die

This^^^. Except for the smoking. I'd probably spend most of the hour calling various loved ones.

 

[Mr. Dictator]

Record a one hour plea for goodwill towards all forms of life wrapped in enough mystical babble and predicting my sudden death at the end, then have a note telling the first person to find it to upload it to youtube.

 

[warpus]

I would go on with my day as I would have otherwise, only difference being I might get a poutine for lunch instead of a sandwich, in case the monster is right and I'm not just going insane.

 

[Ayn Rand]

I would start a one-man war against the criminals in my neighbourhood. An hour is all I need

 

[civver_764]

1.) That's disgusting, selena gomez really isn't even that attractive.

I would do her.

 

[Bill3000]

I would go on a murdering rampage.

 

[mechaerik]

I would hire a lawyer to engage said demon in a battle of legal wits for my soul.

Think of the attorney fees!

Do what all good boys do when a demon gives you a message. Fiddle contest until I get my life back.

Real fiddles are for old people. Obviously you should challenge him to Guitar Hero or Call of Duty.

 

[Lord of Elves]

Think of the attorney fees!

Daniel Webster works for free

 

[Cull]

Since there is no way to escape this death. I would simply, assuming this is a Christian Hell demon, go to church (Catholic) and get my hand soaked in holy water and ask the demon for one last thug hand shake before I perish. I could care less about other people. I would probably just leave a facebook status about it and continue with my plot to cause discomfort to the bastard demon.

Do this, after making a fb account, and then troll and spam in OT to success.

 

[classical_hero]

Imagine a demon from the depth of hell comes to you right now and tells you you have precisely one hour left to live. There is nothing you can do about it. You are going to die. What would you do in your last hour?

Demons do not have that knowledge, so I would say that he is lying.

 

[SG-17]

I would go on a murdering rampage.

Same. I'd use that nuke I just finished building too.


You can find plans for anything on the internet.

 

[Babbler]

It would at least be comforting to know that something exists beyond life. That said, I'd probably format my hard drive; there's stuff on there people don't need to know about...

I don't think the existence of demons implies the existence of an afterlife.

 

[Disgustipated]

1.) That's disgusting, selena gomez really isn't even that attractive.

2.) Rape is not really a joking matter dude.

He may not be joking. It shows how far his morals extend.

I mentioned in my first post I would not have time for any kind of sexual encounter. This is true, unless I raped someone. I would never even consider that.

I don't rape not because of fear of the law (I'm reasonably sure I could get away with it if I put forth the effort). I do it out of respect for women, and my own moral code. Even though I never set foot in churches, and the some of the music I listen to may be considered satanic, I am one of the most moral people I know. Why would I want to inflict pain upon someone and their loved ones as my last act on earth? I'm a man, not a monster.

 

[fishmonger]

Thread was won on post #2.

Yay, newbie wins a thread!