Orcs and Humans
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@Nailix: No problem, will be included with the next update.
Blue Bacon 3
Prince
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OOC: So they're coming after all, regardless of whether I manage not to mess up or not?!
Milarqui
Deity
@EQ: so, my quest for a giant mushroom has failed? 
Pity.
Pity.Brougal
Chieftain
Shouldn't I have more lumber and mana stored from last turn and this turn's income?
thomas.berubeg
Wandering the World
The Steamwheedle Cartel is PROUD to announce the beginning of our Valued Customer Program!
While The Traditional system of Hiring Steamwheedle Mercenaries at cost has long been the Cornerstone of our Corporate Policy, we realize that in this new, modern world of warfare and mayhem, people need an option to hire a Modern and well trained* Army at a reasonable Cost, as listed Below:
Warriors: 9 Gold
Grenadiers: 45 Gold
Sappers: 120 Gold
Zeppelins: 120 Gold and 120 Lumber
While these Prices may seem Steep, The Steamwheedle Cartel Prizes Quality, and you are paying for the BEST.**
With these prices in mind, the Steamwheedle Cartel would like to offer membership in our Valued Customer Program.
For a Bronze membership, which costs a Measly 5 Gold per Month, but includes a mandatory year long contract, all units are at a discount of 5% on All units
For a Silver Membership, which costs 10 Gold per month, but includes a mandatory year long contract, all units are at a discount of 10% on All Units
For a Gold Membership, which costs 20 Gold per month, but includes a mandatory year long contract, all units are at a discount of 15% on All Units
For a Platinum Membership, which costs 50 Gold per month, but includes a mandatory year long contract, all units are at a discount of 50% on All Units
The Penalty for Cancelling a contract without Full payment is the return of all Steamwheedle Cartel forces and the Blacklisting of the faulty Party until the payment is completed.
*be aware that Steamwheedle Mercenaries are contractually required to not fight other Steamwheedle forces, even if employed by the so called "enemy."
** The Steamwheedle Cartel reserves the right of canceling any contract without penalty at the discretion of the Board. Additionally, Not all units may be available at all times.
While The Traditional system of Hiring Steamwheedle Mercenaries at cost has long been the Cornerstone of our Corporate Policy, we realize that in this new, modern world of warfare and mayhem, people need an option to hire a Modern and well trained* Army at a reasonable Cost, as listed Below:
Warriors: 9 Gold
Grenadiers: 45 Gold
Sappers: 120 Gold
Zeppelins: 120 Gold and 120 Lumber
While these Prices may seem Steep, The Steamwheedle Cartel Prizes Quality, and you are paying for the BEST.**
With these prices in mind, the Steamwheedle Cartel would like to offer membership in our Valued Customer Program.
For a Bronze membership, which costs a Measly 5 Gold per Month, but includes a mandatory year long contract, all units are at a discount of 5% on All units
For a Silver Membership, which costs 10 Gold per month, but includes a mandatory year long contract, all units are at a discount of 10% on All Units
For a Gold Membership, which costs 20 Gold per month, but includes a mandatory year long contract, all units are at a discount of 15% on All Units
For a Platinum Membership, which costs 50 Gold per month, but includes a mandatory year long contract, all units are at a discount of 50% on All Units
The Penalty for Cancelling a contract without Full payment is the return of all Steamwheedle Cartel forces and the Blacklisting of the faulty Party until the payment is completed.
*be aware that Steamwheedle Mercenaries are contractually required to not fight other Steamwheedle forces, even if employed by the so called "enemy."
** The Steamwheedle Cartel reserves the right of canceling any contract without penalty at the discretion of the Board. Additionally, Not all units may be available at all times.
TheLastJacobite
No Commies
To Gan'zulah of da Bloodscalp and Ana'thek of da Skullsplitter
From Mandokir of da Gurubashi
You two be cowards! Why ya not be sending troops ta fight da humans like ya promised? We swore an oath to da Horde ta fight, so dat we never have to worry about da humans killing us no more! Gurubashi trolls be fightin' and dying, and you both sit around and do nothin'! Instead of fightin' da humans, ya try ta kill da Darkspear for no reason, and now ya let dese filthy liddle Goblins take over TROLL land!!
NO MORE! We not gonna stand by, I not gonna stand by, and let dis happen!
I, Mandokir, Chieftain of da Gurubashi, hereby challenge you BOTH ta battle me in armed combat in da Gurubashi Arena at da same time! You win, da Gurubashi lands and trolls be yours ta command. But if I win, your tribes join da Gurubashi, for da greater good of all trolls. Ya not show up, den all trolls know what cowards ya truly are.
From Mandokir of da Gurubashi
You two be cowards! Why ya not be sending troops ta fight da humans like ya promised? We swore an oath to da Horde ta fight, so dat we never have to worry about da humans killing us no more! Gurubashi trolls be fightin' and dying, and you both sit around and do nothin'! Instead of fightin' da humans, ya try ta kill da Darkspear for no reason, and now ya let dese filthy liddle Goblins take over TROLL land!!
NO MORE! We not gonna stand by, I not gonna stand by, and let dis happen!
I, Mandokir, Chieftain of da Gurubashi, hereby challenge you BOTH ta battle me in armed combat in da Gurubashi Arena at da same time! You win, da Gurubashi lands and trolls be yours ta command. But if I win, your tribes join da Gurubashi, for da greater good of all trolls. Ya not show up, den all trolls know what cowards ya truly are.
Gen.Mannerheim
Grand Moff
thomas.berubeg
Wandering the World
The Steamwheedle Clan is proud to announce the Development of our Sorcery and Thaumaturgy Line of Research, and The Magitech Synergy Line of Products. We Seek a Partner to Help in the research and to partake in the gains. As such, Should any Mages or Kingdoms who wish to participate in this Advancment of Progress Join us, we will provide an Equal Partnership to the Gains.
(ooc: We want to hire some magic users, in exchange for equal ownership of the results of the research)
(ooc: We want to hire some magic users, in exchange for equal ownership of the results of the research)
bonefang
Emperor
To: Steamwheel Clan
From: Quel'thalas
The mages and clerics of Quel'thalas has given your offer of joint research due notice. The absolute masters of Arcane and Divine magic would be willing to work with you on this.
Conditions: Should we feel that the research has taken a step away from our line of work into something vile, this contract would be terminated immediately. There can be no exchange of information with the Horde factions.
Let us know when we can begin this noble enterprise.
From: Quel'thalas
The mages and clerics of Quel'thalas has given your offer of joint research due notice. The absolute masters of Arcane and Divine magic would be willing to work with you on this.
Conditions: Should we feel that the research has taken a step away from our line of work into something vile, this contract would be terminated immediately. There can be no exchange of information with the Horde factions.
Let us know when we can begin this noble enterprise.
thomas.berubeg
Wandering the World
To: Quel'thalas
From: Steamwheedle Cartel
First, we would like to make it clear that we have no relation with the so-called "Horde" Factions other than that of Merchant and Customer. As such, the contract being entered with the Quel'thalas, as any contract with the Steamwheedle cartel, is considered Sacrosanct and Binding: A partnership is just that, information must not be shared unless with agreement of both parties.
The Magical research would consist of the study of Magic itself, and the potential for developing Synthetic Magical elements, as well as the possibilities of Magic being used as a supplement for Technology, or vice versa. The Steamwheedle Cartel will not delve into so-called "Vile" magics except to familiarize ourselves with the potential weaponry of rivals, and to develop effective counters.
How many mages will you be sending to Booty Bay? They will be provided with wonderful housing and access to state of the art facilities.
From: Steamwheedle Cartel
First, we would like to make it clear that we have no relation with the so-called "Horde" Factions other than that of Merchant and Customer. As such, the contract being entered with the Quel'thalas, as any contract with the Steamwheedle cartel, is considered Sacrosanct and Binding: A partnership is just that, information must not be shared unless with agreement of both parties.
The Magical research would consist of the study of Magic itself, and the potential for developing Synthetic Magical elements, as well as the possibilities of Magic being used as a supplement for Technology, or vice versa. The Steamwheedle Cartel will not delve into so-called "Vile" magics except to familiarize ourselves with the potential weaponry of rivals, and to develop effective counters.
How many mages will you be sending to Booty Bay? They will be provided with wonderful housing and access to state of the art facilities.
bonefang
Emperor
To: Steamwheel Clan
From: Quel'thalas
Send in one of your Zeppelins. I will send across 10 mages and 10 clerics to you. I am sure they would enjoy the ride for we haven't mastered taming the wild hippogryphs .. yet .
From: Quel'thalas
Send in one of your Zeppelins. I will send across 10 mages and 10 clerics to you. I am sure they would enjoy the ride for we haven't mastered taming the wild hippogryphs .. yet .
Brougal
Chieftain
To: Steamwheedle Cartel
From: The Court of Emperor Dagran Thaurissan Dark Iron Clan
Emperor Dagran has expressed interest in hiring altogether 5 Rocket Sappers over the course of two to four months
From: The Court of Emperor Dagran Thaurissan Dark Iron Clan
Emperor Dagran has expressed interest in hiring altogether 5 Rocket Sappers over the course of two to four months
thomas.berubeg
Wandering the World
Ah, yes. 5*120 = 600 Gold per month. This is acceptable to us, if you can pay. The Rocket sappers will be delivered to your doorstep posthaste.
Quisani
Gaming Person
To: Mugwump Anasterian Sunstrider of Quel'Thalas
From: King Magni of the Bronzebeards
Hail Mugwump! We're workin' on yer items as ya get this. Now, before we get to the tough part, we've gotta how many of yer mages you'll be givin' us? This weapons are nae the fare of the regular warrior. The Stalwart Rose and The Unyeilding Starfall are nae toys that ken be given out to wee lads and lassies. The Stalwart Rose will smash through helms as if they were but flower petals givin' under the weight of yer fingers. The Unyeilding Starfall, I reckon, is one of the better bows we've crafted in the last hundr'd, hundr'd and fifty years. We're makin' this at the personal cost of 400 gold. Now, we reckon that 10 mages is a small price to pay for such goods as ours. What say ya?
From: King Magni of the Bronzebeards
Hail Mugwump! We're workin' on yer items as ya get this. Now, before we get to the tough part, we've gotta how many of yer mages you'll be givin' us? This weapons are nae the fare of the regular warrior. The Stalwart Rose and The Unyeilding Starfall are nae toys that ken be given out to wee lads and lassies. The Stalwart Rose will smash through helms as if they were but flower petals givin' under the weight of yer fingers. The Unyeilding Starfall, I reckon, is one of the better bows we've crafted in the last hundr'd, hundr'd and fifty years. We're makin' this at the personal cost of 400 gold. Now, we reckon that 10 mages is a small price to pay for such goods as ours. What say ya?
bonefang
Emperor
To: King Magni.
I am sending over my most noble mages, not as a payment for the items, rather they ll have the skills that you would need to develop the items, since the dwarves are hardly ever known to be able to incorporate magic in the walk of life. If we need to buy anything, we will pay you in gold.
Quisani
Gaming Person
To: Mugwump Anasterian Sunstrider of Quel'Thalas
From: King Magni of the Bronzebeards
Aye, then we have a bit of a problem. Now, we dwerrow have little need to enchant weapons, though all the same we'd like to be able to explore the options, as it were. Ya see, we asked to trade our weapons for some of yer magically inclined mages. Now, gold is all good, but nae what we need. We ken dig enough ourselves. We'd rather have some yer magic men. If you cannae send us ten of yer men, we ken negotiate. Now if ya do nae need the Stalwart Rose or the Unyielding Starfall, then we ken call the deal off.
From: King Magni of the Bronzebeards
Aye, then we have a bit of a problem. Now, we dwerrow have little need to enchant weapons, though all the same we'd like to be able to explore the options, as it were. Ya see, we asked to trade our weapons for some of yer magically inclined mages. Now, gold is all good, but nae what we need. We ken dig enough ourselves. We'd rather have some yer magic men. If you cannae send us ten of yer men, we ken negotiate. Now if ya do nae need the Stalwart Rose or the Unyielding Starfall, then we ken call the deal off.
Consider this the approximately 36 hour warning to get those orders in.
thomas.berubeg
Wandering the World
OOC: Everyone has approximately 12 hours to order any troops from the Steamwheedle Cartel, before I send orders in for this turn.
